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Cockaigne

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I want money, but I have none.
« on: March 05, 2011, 10:36:27 AM »
pretty self-explanatory...
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Frank the Rabbit

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Re: I want money, but I have none.
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2011, 02:36:02 PM »
Give me a Pay-pal number i'll send you 2000 $ for you to bounce back
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I'm so high right now, what's going on??

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Re: I want money, but I have none.
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2011, 06:30:52 PM »
Quote from: AlotOfSalsaPlease on March 05, 2011, 02:36:02 PM
Give me a Pay-pal number i'll send you 2000 $ for you to bounce back

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Re: I want money, but I have none.
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2011, 06:55:50 PM »
the nigerians will help you!
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Re: I want money, but I have none.
« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2011, 08:12:45 PM »
sell drugs
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Re: I want money, but I have none.
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2011, 08:29:32 PM »
prostitution? or jack some fool, or just just recycle
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Re: I want money, but I have none.
« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2011, 08:49:56 PM »
lemonade stand
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Re: I want money, but I have none.
« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2011, 01:58:10 AM »
Panhandle my nigg haha
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Re: I want money, but I have none.
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2011, 05:44:51 AM »
i hurd a story years ago that might help you r situation...

basically there was this guy who never wasted any money, would wear clothes till they fell off his back after years of wear and tear, if he saw a penny in the road, he would pick it up, if he saw a screw on the floor he would pick it up, blah blah blah he didnt waste anything and recycled everything and kept everything he found no matter how small the value. he worked a minimum wage job (just so you know he did at least have some kind of income) and by the time he dies he had over 10 million$ to give to his kids in his will.

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Re: I want money, but I have none.
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2011, 10:31:36 AM »
as far as i know, lottery and horse-betting are sure ways to pure richness.
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Re: I want money, but I have none.
« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2011, 12:09:45 PM »
Quote from: finknoos on March 07, 2011, 05:44:51 AM
i hurd a story years ago that might help you r situation...

basically there was this guy who never wasted any money, would wear clothes till they fell off his back after years of wear and tear, if he saw a penny in the road, he would pick it up, if he saw a screw on the floor he would pick it up, blah blah blah he didnt waste anything and recycled everything and kept everything he found no matter how small the value. he worked a minimum wage job (just so you know he did at least have some kind of income) and by the time he dies he had over 10 million$ to give to his kids in his will.


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Re: I want money, but I have none.
« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2011, 12:13:29 PM »

there was this bum that passed and they found his belongings at this spot and ends up he had 1 million dollars saved up from panhandling, it was on fox news channel
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Re: I want money, but I have none.
« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2011, 02:10:00 PM »
Yeah I heard that bums don't even have to too poor.

Like beggars in Amsterdam can make 50 up to a 100 a day,
yesterday I heard that some clochards in Paris can even rent rooms of they're beggings
so they're not even homeless.

Might try that in the summer...

Prostitution is always an option, but I'd like to have a nice intimate clientele,
actually I think I need a sugarmomma or some shit.
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Re: I want money, but I have none.
« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2011, 06:20:45 PM »
Quote from: Cockaigne on March 07, 2011, 02:10:00 PM
Yeah I heard that bums don't even have to too poor.

Like beggars in Amsterdam can make 50 up to a 100 a day,
yesterday I heard that some clochards in Paris can even rent rooms of they're beggings
so they're not even homeless.

Might try that in the summer...

Prostitution is always an option, but I'd like to have a nice intimate clientele,
actually I think I need a sugarmomma or some shit.

or just whore your asshole out to fags
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Re: I want money, but I have none.
« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2011, 02:04:04 PM »
That story about the minimum wage job guy is true. I have this friend with mad hustle. He comes to the states for 6 months, works pizza delivery, subleases all the rooms in a house he leases, makes money on rent every month, and doesn't spend a dim on anything, dumpster dives.

By the next summer he always has ten grand saved up, and goes off traveling for a few months. He has been doing this for like ten years.

He wears his clothes until they literally fall to pieces. He is my hero.

One time we were sailing, and he suggested we paddle to save money on fuel.
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Re: I want money, but I have none.
« Reply #15 on: March 14, 2011, 05:46:17 PM »
Quote from: septidons on March 14, 2011, 02:04:04 PM
That story about the minimum wage job guy is true. I have this friend with mad hustle. He comes to the states for 6 months, works pizza delivery, subleases all the rooms in a house he leases, makes money on rent every month, and doesn't spend a dim on anything, dumpster dives.

By the next summer he always has ten grand saved up, and goes off traveling for a few months. He has been doing this for like ten years.

He wears his clothes until they literally fall to pieces. He is my hero.

One time we were sailing, and he suggested we paddle to save money on fuel.

Save money on wind fuel?
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Re: I want money, but I have none.
« Reply #16 on: March 20, 2011, 03:51:32 PM »
yay! Welfare! Government hooked me up!

thanks for the suggestions, i might give em a try,
but now i got some money, so, time to get high!
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Re: I want money, but I have none.
« Reply #17 on: March 21, 2011, 04:34:33 AM »
Quote from: Cockaigne on March 20, 2011, 03:51:32 PM
yay! Welfare! Government hooked me up!

thanks for the suggestions, i might give em a try,
but now i got some money, so, time to get high!

i hate people like you, i dont mind if people use welfare and benefite to get food fir their kids, pay bills etc but dicks using it to get high rather than getting a job of some kind, pffft fuck you
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Re: I want money, but I have none.
« Reply #18 on: March 21, 2011, 04:50:43 AM »
Well yeah, I understand, but you know I tried to get a job, there's just shit jobs around here, where I'll be fired in a couple of weeks.

I think I'll go into volunteering and maybe after summer start studying again....
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