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Suckerpunch
« on: March 25, 2011, 11:39:14 AM »
Might be the worst movie I've ever seen. Its the cinematic equivalent of doin too much. Plus the actresses look like they got their training at Home Depot and the soundtrack will do its best to ruin songs you like. Avoid like the plague, you've been warned
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Re: Suckerpunch
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2011, 11:45:05 AM »
I'm going to see Hop today.

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Re: Suckerpunch
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2011, 11:55:08 AM »
I would just like to know if the main girl has any nudes/porn floating around.
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Re: Suckerpunch
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2011, 11:59:07 AM »
man you should have known that shit is rated R: retards only

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Re: Suckerpunch
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2011, 12:28:16 PM »
this is one of those movies that no matter how bad people say it is, it like there's a fucking magnet in the theater and im being pulled into the theater from forces beyond my control. i see the chicks, the swords, the guns, and so on. So here's to wasting 12 bucks this weekend on a shitty movie that i've been warned about!

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Re: Suckerpunch
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2011, 01:09:06 PM »
Damn, twelve bucks?! ^

I'm all about that 7.50 matinee. I guess I'm just a cheap ass, but I also don't like being in a crowded theater.

When I went to see Inception, I saw the first showing at the IMAX. I was the only one in front of that giant fucking screen. It was awesome.

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Re: Suckerpunch
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2011, 02:45:31 PM »
this is one of those movies that no matter how bad people say it is, it like there's a fucking magnet in the theater and im being pulled into the theater from forces beyond my control. i see the chicks, the swords, the guns, and so on. So here's to wasting 12 bucks this weekend on a shitty movie that i've been warned about!

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Re: Suckerpunch
« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2011, 10:15:22 PM »
this is one of those movies that no matter how bad people say it is, it like there's a fucking magnet in the theater and im being pulled into the theater from forces beyond my control. i see the chicks, the swords, the guns, and so on. So here's to wasting 12 bucks this weekend on a shitty movie that i've been warned about!

your funeral. I paid 0 dollars and I still feel cheated. 
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Re: Suckerpunch
« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2011, 10:25:25 PM »
I'd touch Vanessa Hudgens where she pees

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Re: Suckerpunch
« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2011, 09:48:31 AM »

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Re: Suckerpunch
« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2011, 11:34:24 AM »
The only reason I'm seeing this shit is because it's a Zack Snyder film, also know for 300, Watchmen, & Dawn of the Dead

WHY THE FUCK DID THIS DUMB BROAD CUT HER HAIR???






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Re: Suckerpunch
« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2011, 05:29:47 PM »
The only reason I'm seeing this shit is because it's a Zack Snyder film, also know for 300, Watchmen, & Dawn of the Dead

WHY THE FUCK DID THIS DUMB BROAD CUT HER HAIR???







I think she still looks pretty cute...even if we have the same haircut.
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Re: Suckerpunch
« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2011, 06:06:33 PM »
The entire time I was waiting for the movie to show the dance they were supposedly doing...I'd do the chick who got away at the end the most.

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Re: Suckerpunch
« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2011, 03:39:04 PM »
The entire time I was waiting for the movie to show the dance they were supposedly doing...I'd do the chick who got away at the end the most.

Dude she was the worst and by far most annoying. The only one I'd fuck out right was the one who got stabbed. That main chick looked like a fucking alien
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Re: Suckerpunch
« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2011, 04:05:56 PM »
Go see hobo with a shotgun instead.
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Re: Suckerpunch
« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2011, 08:52:30 PM »
source code?
ugh, thanks rupert, I have been looking for the adio myspace website for quite some time...