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Jerk off.
A man wrote a letter to the IRS: I have been unable to sleep knowing that I cheated on my taxes. I understated my taxable income.Enclosed is a check for $150. If I still can't sleep, I'll send the rest.
ugh, thanks rupert, I have been looking for the adio myspace website for quite some time...
Or stare into you closed eyes in the blackness and pretend you're dreaming and hopefully you'll fade into one you forget.
Quote from: Lordata on April 11, 2011, 01:02:01 AMExpand QuoteOr stare into you closed eyes in the blackness and pretend you're dreaming and hopefully you'll fade into one you forget.[close]I do this every night. It sucks.
Or stare into you closed eyes in the blackness and pretend you're dreaming and hopefully you'll fade into one you forget.[close]
does anyone else rub their feet together before they fall asleep? maybe it's just a weird nervous thing i do.
That's real life bro, no sticking lollipops up your ass and licking jesus's butthole man. People are getting raped,murdered and visiting the berrics daily. Deal with it.
i've been successful and going to bed earlier, but not waking up earlier?
Quote from: illmatic on April 13, 2011, 05:46:15 AMExpand Quotei've been successful and going to bed earlier, but not waking up earlier? [close]your body works in 4 hour cycles (during sleep) so its all about how long you sleep for, you will feel nice and refreshed if you sleep for 8 hours. and belive it or not its better to sleep for 4 hours than 6 due to these cycles.this is also why most people wake up in the middle of the night for a drink/piss because its usually at the end of the 1st 4 hour cycle
i've been successful and going to bed earlier, but not waking up earlier? [close]
Quote from: finknoos on April 13, 2011, 05:53:31 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: illmatic on April 13, 2011, 05:46:15 AMExpand Quotei've been successful and going to bed earlier, but not waking up earlier?? ? [close]your body works in 4 hour cycles (during sleep) so its all about how long you sleep for, you will feel nice and refreshed if you sleep for 8 hours. and belive it or not its better to sleep for 4 hours than 6 due to these cycles.this is also why most people wake up in the middle of the night for a drink/piss because its usually at the end of the 1st 4 hour cycle[close]we work in 1 1/2 hour cycles. n00b.http://www.helpguide.org/life/sleeping.htm
Quote from: illmatic on April 13, 2011, 05:46:15 AMExpand Quotei've been successful and going to bed earlier, but not waking up earlier?? ? [close]your body works in 4 hour cycles (during sleep) so its all about how long you sleep for, you will feel nice and refreshed if you sleep for 8 hours. and belive it or not its better to sleep for 4 hours than 6 due to these cycles.this is also why most people wake up in the middle of the night for a drink/piss because its usually at the end of the 1st 4 hour cycle[close]
i've been successful and going to bed earlier, but not waking up earlier?? ? [close]
gently step on a hamburger wearing D3 2001s and film it
Quote from: frig deuce on April 13, 2011, 07:52:55 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: finknoos on April 13, 2011, 05:53:31 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: illmatic on April 13, 2011, 05:46:15 AMExpand Quotei've been successful and going to bed earlier, but not waking up earlier?? ? [close]your body works in 4 hour cycles (during sleep) so its all about how long you sleep for, you will feel nice and refreshed if you sleep for 8 hours. and belive it or not its better to sleep for 4 hours than 6 due to these cycles.this is also why most people wake up in the middle of the night for a drink/piss because its usually at the end of the 1st 4 hour cycle[close]we work in 1 1/2 hour cycles. n00b.http://www.helpguide.org/life/sleeping.htm[close]well thats just what i was taught in psychology A level, so if im wrong then blame the UK education system
Quote from: finknoos on April 13, 2011, 05:53:31 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: illmatic on April 13, 2011, 05:46:15 AMExpand Quotei've been successful and going to bed earlier, but not waking up earlier?? ? [close]your body works in 4 hour cycles (during sleep) so its all about how long you sleep for, you will feel nice and refreshed if you sleep for 8 hours. and belive it or not its better to sleep for 4 hours than 6 due to these cycles.this is also why most people wake up in the middle of the night for a drink/piss because its usually at the end of the 1st 4 hour cycle[close]we work in 1 1/2 hour cycles. n00b.http://www.helpguide.org/life/sleeping.htm[close]
Quote from: finknoos on April 13, 2011, 08:01:00 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: frig deuce on April 13, 2011, 07:52:55 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: finknoos on April 13, 2011, 05:53:31 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: illmatic on April 13, 2011, 05:46:15 AMExpand Quotei've been successful and going to bed earlier, but not waking up earlier?? ? [close]your body works in 4 hour cycles (during sleep) so its all about how long you sleep for, you will feel nice and refreshed if you sleep for 8 hours. and belive it or not its better to sleep for 4 hours than 6 due to these cycles.this is also why most people wake up in the middle of the night for a drink/piss because its usually at the end of the 1st 4 hour cycle[close]we work in 1 1/2 hour cycles. n00b.http://www.helpguide.org/life/sleeping.htm[close]well thats just what i was taught in psychology A level, so if im wrong then blame the UK education system[close]I blame you for not taking your education into your own hands. case closed. THE JURY FINDS YOU GUILTY
Quote from: frig deuce on April 13, 2011, 07:52:55 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: finknoos on April 13, 2011, 05:53:31 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: illmatic on April 13, 2011, 05:46:15 AMExpand Quotei've been successful and going to bed earlier, but not waking up earlier?? ? [close]your body works in 4 hour cycles (during sleep) so its all about how long you sleep for, you will feel nice and refreshed if you sleep for 8 hours. and belive it or not its better to sleep for 4 hours than 6 due to these cycles.this is also why most people wake up in the middle of the night for a drink/piss because its usually at the end of the 1st 4 hour cycle[close]we work in 1 1/2 hour cycles. n00b.http://www.helpguide.org/life/sleeping.htm[close]well thats just what i was taught in psychology A level, so if im wrong then blame the UK education system[close]
Something I do that is kind of counter intuitive but has been way more successful than purposefully closing my eyes is actually TRYING to keep them open. I inevitably can't and it puts me out.