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tobey

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help cant sleep </3
« on: April 11, 2011, 12:13:00 AM »
maybe its cause im stressing over this new job i dont know, anyone got any pointers?

much thanks

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Re: help cant sleep </3
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2011, 12:27:44 AM »
Jerk off.


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Re: help cant sleep </3
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2011, 01:02:01 AM »
Jerk off.

Or stare into you closed eyes in the blackness and pretend you're dreaming and hopefully you'll fade into one you forget.

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« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2011, 03:52:55 AM »
gently step on a hamburger wearing D3 2001s and film it

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Re: help cant sleep </3
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2011, 04:17:07 AM »
Smoke some weed...then jerk off. You'll sleep like a baby.

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Re: help cant sleep </3
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2011, 08:27:25 AM »
A man wrote a letter to the IRS:
I have been unable to sleep knowing that I cheated on my taxes. I understated my taxable income.
Enclosed is a check for $150. If I still can't sleep, I'll send the rest.

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Re: help cant sleep </3
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2011, 08:35:50 AM »
A man wrote a letter to the IRS:
I have been unable to sleep knowing that I cheated on my taxes. I understated my taxable income.
Enclosed is a check for $150. If I still can't sleep, I'll send the rest.
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Re: help cant sleep </3
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2011, 08:39:00 AM »
dark room? melatonin? ambien?
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Re: help cant sleep </3
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2011, 12:16:02 PM »
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Re: help cant sleep </3
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2011, 01:09:22 PM »
thanks boys, i jerked off smoked a cig and read a little... slept like a baby. much thanks

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Re: help cant sleep </3
« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2011, 01:39:04 PM »
does anyone else rub their feet together before they fall asleep? maybe it's just a weird nervous thing i do.

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Re: help cant sleep </3
« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2011, 03:12:16 PM »
Or stare into you closed eyes in the blackness and pretend you're dreaming and hopefully you'll fade into one you forget.
I do this every night.  It sucks.

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Re: help cant sleep </3
« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2011, 10:54:36 PM »
Or stare into you closed eyes in the blackness and pretend you're dreaming and hopefully you'll fade into one you forget.
I do this every night.  It sucks.
haha it's actually worked for me though a few times. like I actually go into dream state with all this random shit happening if i don't force it too hard. I pretty much forget it but I remember how I fell asleep.

does anyone else rub their feet together before they fall asleep? maybe it's just a weird nervous thing i do.
I do sometimes if I'm cold.

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Re: help cant sleep </3
« Reply #14 on: April 12, 2011, 08:01:37 PM »
Eat something fatty - swear to god this will knock you out. 2 tablespoons of peanut/almond butter will do the trick, add a glass of milk and your fucking g. Sorry if I'm late on this one.

Cold shower will also do it.
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Re: help cant sleep </3
« Reply #15 on: April 12, 2011, 10:41:35 PM »
Weed and masturbation and wake up REALLY early the day you need to fall asleep early.  And then smoke weed and masturbate again.
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Re: help cant sleep </3
« Reply #16 on: April 13, 2011, 01:19:44 AM »
SLAP treatment for insomnia: weed and masturbating. So good.

does anyone else rub their feet together before they fall asleep? maybe it's just a weird nervous thing i do.

I do it.


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Re: help cant sleep </3
« Reply #17 on: April 13, 2011, 04:23:33 AM »
YOUR NAME IS TOBEY!
WAPEEEEEESSSSHHH!

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Re: help cant sleep </3
« Reply #18 on: April 13, 2011, 05:46:15 AM »
i've been successful and going to bed earlier, but not waking up earlier  :(
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Re: help cant sleep </3
« Reply #19 on: April 13, 2011, 05:53:31 AM »
i've been successful and going to bed earlier, but not waking up earlier?  :(

your body works in 4 hour cycles (during sleep) so its all about how long you sleep for, you will feel nice and refreshed if you sleep for 8 hours. and belive it or not its better to sleep for 4 hours than 6 due to these cycles.

this is also why most people wake up in the middle of the night for a drink/piss because its usually at the end of the 1st 4 hour cycle

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Re: help cant sleep </3
« Reply #20 on: April 13, 2011, 07:52:55 AM »
i've been successful and going to bed earlier, but not waking up earlier?  :(

your body works in 4 hour cycles (during sleep) so its all about how long you sleep for, you will feel nice and refreshed if you sleep for 8 hours. and belive it or not its better to sleep for 4 hours than 6 due to these cycles.

this is also why most people wake up in the middle of the night for a drink/piss because its usually at the end of the 1st 4 hour cycle

we work in 1 1/2 hour cycles. n00b.

http://www.helpguide.org/life/sleeping.htm
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Re: help cant sleep </3
« Reply #21 on: April 13, 2011, 08:01:00 AM »
i've been successful and going to bed earlier, but not waking up earlier?? ? :(

your body works in 4 hour cycles (during sleep) so its all about how long you sleep for, you will feel nice and refreshed if you sleep for 8 hours. and belive it or not its better to sleep for 4 hours than 6 due to these cycles.

this is also why most people wake up in the middle of the night for a drink/piss because its usually at the end of the 1st 4 hour cycle


we work in 1 1/2 hour cycles. n00b.

http://www.helpguide.org/life/sleeping.htm

well thats just what i was taught in psychology A level, so if im wrong then blame the UK education system
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Re: help cant sleep </3
« Reply #22 on: April 13, 2011, 08:02:43 AM »
gently step on a hamburger wearing D3 2001s and film it
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Re: help cant sleep </3
« Reply #23 on: April 13, 2011, 08:09:03 AM »
get wasted and pass out

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« Reply #24 on: April 13, 2011, 08:30:17 AM »
i've been successful and going to bed earlier, but not waking up earlier?? ? :(

your body works in 4 hour cycles (during sleep) so its all about how long you sleep for, you will feel nice and refreshed if you sleep for 8 hours. and belive it or not its better to sleep for 4 hours than 6 due to these cycles.

this is also why most people wake up in the middle of the night for a drink/piss because its usually at the end of the 1st 4 hour cycle


we work in 1 1/2 hour cycles. n00b.

http://www.helpguide.org/life/sleeping.htm

well thats just what i was taught in psychology A level, so if im wrong then blame the UK education system


I blame you for not taking your education into your own hands. case closed.


THE JURY FINDS YOU GUILTY

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Re: help cant sleep </3
« Reply #25 on: April 13, 2011, 08:40:34 AM »
i've been successful and going to bed earlier, but not waking up earlier?? ? :(

your body works in 4 hour cycles (during sleep) so its all about how long you sleep for, you will feel nice and refreshed if you sleep for 8 hours. and belive it or not its better to sleep for 4 hours than 6 due to these cycles.

this is also why most people wake up in the middle of the night for a drink/piss because its usually at the end of the 1st 4 hour cycle


we work in 1 1/2 hour cycles. n00b.

http://www.helpguide.org/life/sleeping.htm

well thats just what i was taught in psychology A level, so if im wrong then blame the UK education system


I blame you for not taking your education into your own hands. case closed.


THE JURY FINDS YOU GUILTY



so im meant to not believe what ever my teacher and tutor and books taught me, yeah that makes sense

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Re: help cant sleep </3
« Reply #26 on: April 13, 2011, 09:56:46 AM »
Something I do that is kind of counter intuitive but has been way more successful than purposefully closing my eyes is actually TRYING to keep them open. I inevitably can't and it puts me out.

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« Reply #27 on: April 13, 2011, 10:07:26 AM »
Start a fight club.

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Re: help cant sleep </3
« Reply #28 on: April 13, 2011, 05:38:05 PM »
Something I do that is kind of counter intuitive but has been way more successful than purposefully closing my eyes is actually TRYING to keep them open. I inevitably can't and it puts me out.
That's what I did when I was a little kid, I'd just never want to go to sleep so I'd just stare at the wall or some shit for as long as I could and then I wouldn't know what happened.
Maybe I should do this again more. Except when I do it know I find myself staring at light sources.

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Re: help cant sleep </3
« Reply #29 on: April 13, 2011, 06:14:20 PM »
I hate when you're just about to fall asleep after struggling and you think to yourself, "yes, just about there", which inevitably wakes you back up.
I have a hard time getting to sleep more often than not, but marijuana definitely helps.
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