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Re: Putting hardboiled eggs in a woman
« Reply #60 on: June 27, 2011, 04:16:21 PM »
I have the video on my cell phone but am having trouble getting it onto my pc.  :-[
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Re: Putting hardboiled eggs in a woman
« Reply #61 on: June 27, 2011, 04:20:22 PM »
Congratulations!  Victory is yours.

I don't care, but people are going to want confirmation that you ate them.

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Re: Putting hardboiled eggs in a woman
« Reply #62 on: June 27, 2011, 05:20:14 PM »
Did you eat it?
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Re: Putting hardboiled eggs in a woman
« Reply #63 on: June 27, 2011, 07:28:24 PM »
Hyped.You ate them didnt you,you scoundrel

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Re: Putting hardboiled eggs in a woman
« Reply #64 on: June 27, 2011, 07:45:05 PM »
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Re: Putting hardboiled eggs in a woman
« Reply #65 on: June 28, 2011, 08:23:00 AM »
Eating an egg out of a woman sounded SO right, but when you're looking at a woman's hoo-hizzle with the scent of hardboiled eggs wafting throughout the air, it doesn't seem so great.

If its any consolation I put 2 eggs in her though.
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Re: Putting hardboiled eggs in a woman
« Reply #66 on: June 28, 2011, 08:26:50 AM »
usually, eggs (or something like that, hell, who really understands what a damn period really is?) flow out of women. very interesting approach.
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Re: Putting hardboiled eggs in a woman
« Reply #67 on: June 28, 2011, 01:02:49 PM »
usually, eggs (or something like that, hell, who really understands what a damn period really is?) flow out of women. very interesting approach.
Yes, it's so very...symbolic, of man's subconscious yearning to return to the womb.

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Re: Putting hardboiled eggs in a woman
« Reply #68 on: June 28, 2011, 06:03:38 PM »
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Re: Putting hardboiled eggs in a woman
« Reply #69 on: July 11, 2011, 03:07:36 PM »
How the fuck did I miss this? Best thread ever!
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Re: Putting hardboiled eggs in a woman
« Reply #70 on: July 11, 2011, 03:29:28 PM »
usually, eggs (or something like that, hell, who really understands what a damn period really is?) flow out of women. very interesting approach.

menstruation is the shedding of the lining of the uterus
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Re: Putting hardboiled eggs in a woman
« Reply #71 on: July 11, 2011, 03:30:19 PM »
So..the thing I'm most curious about is: how did your accommodating lady friend feel during/after the act was performed? Was she just grossed out the whole time or was she into it even when those squishy ovals entered her vaginal canal? Were there any worries about the smell or the possibility of one of them getting squished up there? Are things still going well relationship-wise after your darkest sexual desire has already been fulfilled?

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Re: Putting hardboiled eggs in a woman
« Reply #72 on: July 11, 2011, 03:37:14 PM »
this is fantastic, congratulations!
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Re: Putting hardboiled eggs in a woman
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Re: Putting hardboiled eggs in a woman
« Reply #74 on: July 12, 2011, 12:22:48 AM »
congratulations.  this gives me hope in my dream: when i'm having sex, when the girl says "OH YEAH" have someone barge through the wall dressed as the kool-aid man.
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Re: Putting hardboiled eggs in a woman
« Reply #75 on: July 12, 2011, 02:08:40 AM »
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Re: Putting hardboiled eggs in a woman
« Reply #76 on: July 12, 2011, 09:36:25 AM »
So..the thing I'm most curious about is: how did your accommodating lady friend feel during/after the act was performed? Was she just grossed out the whole time or was she into it even when those squishy ovals entered her vaginal canal? Were there any worries about the smell or the possibility of one of them getting squished up there? Are things still going well relationship-wise after your darkest sexual desire has already been fulfilled?

It was a fun time.  When putting one egg inside it kind of popped out on its own, due to the inherent properties of the hoo-hizzle.  Naturally, I wanted to find out what would happen if I took it to the next level: 2 eggs.

 After I placed the second within her, she became panicked when it would not simply pop out like the first egg did.  I stood there laughing as this full grown woman was squating down in her timeshare in Anaheim in an attempt to get a hardboiled egg out of her genitalia.  Eventually it came out and we laughed together.  She asked me if we needed to "reshoot" after she found out about the trouble I was having getting the video off my phone and onto my pc. 

I talk to her often still.  What happened during that magical weekend has only caused her to become more aroused by me, and the deviant sexual behavior orchestrated by the pugmaster will linger with her for a lifetime. 

Everytime she goes grocery shopping, there I will be... right near the dairy aisle.
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Re: Putting hardboiled eggs in a woman
« Reply #77 on: July 12, 2011, 10:25:36 AM »
Bravo sir... BRAVO!

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Re: Putting hardboiled eggs in a woman
« Reply #78 on: July 12, 2011, 12:18:23 PM »
whats your next challenge, sunny side up?
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Re: Putting hardboiled eggs in a woman
« Reply #79 on: July 12, 2011, 08:19:49 PM »
She looks Puerto Rican. Daps if you got a boricua to that shit.
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Re: Putting hardboiled eggs in a woman
« Reply #80 on: July 17, 2011, 05:51:28 PM »
congratulations.  this gives me hope in my dream: when i'm having sex, when the girl says "OH YEAH" have someone barge through the wall dressed as the kool-aid man.

If you live in the greater los angeles area, I would be more than happy to help you fulfill your fantasy.  Provided you provided the kool aid suit.
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Re: Putting hardboiled eggs in a woman
« Reply #81 on: September 14, 2013, 07:16:36 PM »
congratulations.  this gives me hope in my dream: when i'm having sex, when the girl says "OH YEAH" have someone barge through the wall dressed as the kool-aid man.

Hey Mandibleclaw, found this video and thought of you.  Apparently this gentleman is in Michigan if you are still looking to fulfill that dream.
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Re: Putting hardboiled eggs in a woman
« Reply #82 on: September 15, 2013, 01:09:42 PM »
thank you for the bump. this is a glorious thread. cheers to you pugmaster!  ;D