Author Topic: Putting hardboiled eggs in a woman (Read 32316 times)

pugmaster · « **Reply #30 on:** April 27, 2011, 10:32:27 AM »

I always imagined her performing this ordeal with bunny ears on. and cuffs from a shirt. Must be related to my subconscious understanding that rabbits fornicate with great frequency.

Dishonest John · « **Reply #31 on:** April 27, 2011, 04:36:59 PM »

Let me guess, "In The Realm Of The Senses"?
Fortunately for you, you didn't fantasize with the last scene....

Sarah Jessica ParkFootage · « **Reply #32 on:** April 27, 2011, 04:58:46 PM »

Dude I'm gonna have to be a stickler here and recommend Organic locally sourced Free Range eggs.

Then again, I guess there is nothing more organic than inserting an egg into a ladys love pouch, so good luck brave warrior!

Joust Ostrich · « **Reply #33 on:** April 27, 2011, 06:18:17 PM »

Quote from: pugmaster on April 26, 2011, 07:44:22 PM

So I finally found a woman to let me fulfill my fantasy of putting hardboiled eggs into a woman. Now I am wondering if it would be better to keep the shell on, or take it off? What do you guys/girls think would be the best course of action?

Pardon me for asking but, just how many woman have you approached with this fantasy before finding a willing one?
Also, how soon after bringing up this fantasy, were you dismissed by women not willing to fulfill such desires?

Paint them like this, and keep the shell on.

pugmaster · « **Reply #34 on:** April 27, 2011, 07:05:51 PM »

Quote from: Joust Ostrich on April 27, 2011, 06:18:17 PM

Quote from: pugmaster on April 26, 2011, 07:44:22 PM
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So I finally found a woman to let me fulfill my fantasy of putting hardboiled eggs into a woman. Now I am wondering if it would be better to keep the shell on, or take it off? What do you guys/girls think would be the best course of action?
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Pardon me for asking but, just how many woman have you approached with this fantasy before finding a willing one?
Also, how soon after bringing up this fantasy, were you dismissed by women not willing to fulfill such desires?

Paint them like this, and keep the shell on.

In the past 4 years, 3 women. I should mention that I had a 3 year celibate streak though. Kind of makes sense thinking back on it.

daddy · « **Reply #35 on:** April 27, 2011, 07:26:12 PM »

Seeing this thread title makes me really happy.

James Joyce · « **Reply #36 on:** April 27, 2011, 10:40:26 PM »

pugmaster · « **Reply #37 on:** April 28, 2011, 11:10:10 PM »

Quote from: iwshilvdnfinland on April 27, 2011, 10:24:04 PM

pics or it didnt happen

you're totally right, I'll see what I can swing. Probably no face in it though. Perhaps I can get some kind of slap bgp in there somewhere... if that doesn't raise a persons rep a few points, I dont know what would.

daniel · « **Reply #38 on:** April 28, 2011, 11:14:10 PM »

what if your Hard 'boiled egg' goes Soft trying to get it in.

Shit happens.

pugmaster · « **Reply #39 on:** April 28, 2011, 11:29:47 PM »

Quote from: daniel link=topic=52864.msg1436418#msg1436418 date=1304057650

what if your Hard 'boiled egg' goes Soft trying to get it in.

Shit happens.

I understand what you're getting at, but you have to understand that I am a seasoned hard boiled egg veteran. I even have a fictitious gang with my dogs called hardboiled egg mafia. Basically they hold it down by barking at airplanes, children walking by and occasionally the t.v. When they're really fired up they'll engage in irrational fits of barking which is the pug version of "MAN FUCK THAT SHIT, I AIN'T HAVIN' IT". I console them and we eat the eggs together. I know how to cooks me some hardboiled eggs.

Check the pic mothafucka. My life rules.

Joust Ostrich · « **Reply #40 on:** May 07, 2011, 08:02:35 PM »

Have you gotten any where with this yet? If so, I hope it was everything that you had hoped for.

papasmurfsdog · « **Reply #41 on:** May 07, 2011, 11:34:43 PM »

^ Gotta be me gusta or the one on the bottom third to the right if you're not artistically inclined enough to pull off the me gusta HAHAHAH looked at it again go with the one in the middle all the way to the right.

H8R part 4 · « **Reply #42 on:** May 10, 2011, 07:10:18 AM »

if you take a freshly laid egg and let it incubate in a pussy, a baby chick will pop out.
i speak from experience, i tried it up my ass.

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #43 on:** May 10, 2011, 09:39:38 AM »

Pugmaster? Status?

David · « **Reply #44 on:** May 10, 2011, 04:18:10 PM »

Tyroneshoelaces · « **Reply #45 on:** May 10, 2011, 11:35:25 PM »

Quote from: daddy on April 26, 2011, 08:25:43 PM

Fuck that try a poached egg and see if you can do it without breaking the yoke. Then cum on her and have pussy benedict.

mind blown. what a post.

pugmaster · « **Reply #46 on:** May 11, 2011, 08:20:47 PM »

Quote from: MexicanSpaniard on May 10, 2011, 09:39:38 AM

Pugmaster? Status?

In an insane turn of events, I raw dogged it for 5 min, pulled out to find out she was "spotting".... only to have her down to blow me before I put it back in with a condom! YES!

She didn't even try to kiss me on the mouth either what a champ!

I didn't hardboil egg it' but I thought you would find consolation in my recent experience Mexican Spaniard.

My egg plans are still full throttle.

sprayTAN101 · « **Reply #47 on:** May 12, 2011, 04:43:33 AM »

booooo! we want more egg action!

pugmaster · « **Reply #48 on:** May 25, 2011, 09:20:34 PM »

The time draws near...

StabMasterArson · « **Reply #49 on:** May 25, 2011, 09:51:06 PM »

use rotten eggs.

pugmaster · « **Reply #50 on:** May 25, 2011, 10:10:15 PM »

I understand your sentiment, but the more I think about it, the more I want to eat it afterwards. My local liquor store charged 3.00 bucks for a dozen, equaling .25 cents per egg. I am definitely not going to throw a quarter away. Childrens are starving all over, the least I could do is eat a hard boiled egg that came out of a woman.

Tale Crab · « **Reply #51 on:** May 25, 2011, 10:35:54 PM »

You're making it sound like you're joking.

pugmaster · « **Reply #52 on:** May 26, 2011, 01:31:43 AM »

Quote from: Tale Crab on May 25, 2011, 10:35:54 PM

You're making it sound like you're joking.

If it were not for the technological age I would ask you what your name is. In any case, even though it IS the technological age, even "The Rock" would agree that it DOESN"T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS! or what you think "I'm making it 'sound like'".

The proof is in the pudding little honky. And the pudding will be delivered soon.

Tale Crab · « **Reply #53 on:** May 26, 2011, 02:03:44 AM »

But I can hear it in my head!

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

Joust Ostrich · « **Reply #54 on:** May 26, 2011, 10:50:01 AM »

Pug is just trying to live one of his greatest fantasies.
We should all be so lucky to achieve this.
Not necessarily the hard boiled egg thing, I think that's fucking weird, but I'm hyped for him.
Imagine how happy he will be, like clearing the mega ramp and not dieing, but less gay.

daniel · « **Reply #55 on:** May 27, 2011, 11:32:41 PM »

Is this the weekend?

By monday will an egg have been put inside a woman and eaten?

Waiting, Fascinated.

bakingsoda · « **Reply #56 on:** May 28, 2011, 12:59:17 AM »

daniel · « **Reply #57 on:** May 28, 2011, 08:19:58 AM »

Inserting a steamed head of broccoli would be pretty amazing too.

pugmaster · « **Reply #58 on:** June 27, 2011, 04:15:28 PM »

I apologize for how long this has taken, but do not fret, I have not forsaken or forgotten you

YOU WANTED HARDBOILED EGGS IN A WOMAN, YOU GOT HARDBOILED EGGS IN A WOMAN

pugmaster · « **Reply #59 on:** June 27, 2011, 04:16:21 PM »

I have the video on my cell phone but am having trouble getting it onto my pc.

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