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shoe lace belt.
« on: April 30, 2011, 10:31:06 PM »
Who's running one?

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Re: shoe lace belt.
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2011, 10:33:58 PM »
No..

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« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2011, 10:56:15 PM »
Sure am.

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« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2011, 06:13:46 AM »
I once had to take a shit in a public restroom and the only stall that wasn't gross had a door with a broken hinge. I took off my shoelace belt and tied the door shut. Thank you shoelace belt.

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Re: shoe lace belt.
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2011, 08:26:27 AM »
i just recently realized that the regular belt i am wearing usually is over 5 years old. no reason to buy a new one if you get a free "belt" with every shoe.

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« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2011, 06:19:03 AM »
I can't rock it.

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Re: shoe lace belt.
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2011, 06:31:05 AM »
steady for the last 13 years

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Re: shoe lace belt.
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2011, 07:05:47 AM »
It looks sooo gay when its all long, but when you tie it like a shoelace, ehhh its k i guess..

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Re: shoe lace belt.
« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2011, 07:31:48 AM »
i do on a couple of trousers, mostly because im too lazy to find where my belt is and change it to the trousers i wanna wear

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Re: shoe lace belt.
« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2011, 11:38:08 AM »
lace belt is soooo 2002.

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Re: shoe lace belt.
« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2011, 03:50:36 PM »
Just retired the shoe lace belt about 2 months ago. It had a good run though, I'd say close to 10 years.

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Re: shoe lace belt.
« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2011, 09:01:26 PM »
if its a necessity and i cant find my actual belt which ive had since 8th grade modified baseball.

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Re: shoe lace belt.
« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2011, 08:35:50 AM »
I once had to take a shit in a public restroom and the only stall that wasn't gross had a door with a broken hinge. I took off my shoelace belt and tied the door shut. Thank you shoelace belt based god.
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Re: shoe lace belt.
« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2011, 10:12:37 AM »
On and off for around ten years, mostly off. As I grew older I started to realize that you're basically yelling, "Hey! Pay attention to me! Look at my crotch! I'm unorthodox!"

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« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2011, 12:02:17 PM »
I hung it up a year or two ago.  Around the same time I started only wearing black socks.  I agree with ^him.  I still wear tie dye so I gotta have some grown up elements to my outfits.

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« Reply #15 on: May 05, 2011, 12:28:06 PM »
I wear belts for the purpose of keeping my pants up. I dunno what you guys think they're for...

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Re: shoe lace belt.
« Reply #16 on: May 06, 2011, 09:09:28 PM »
A black and brown belt is all you need, I need my laces for me shoes.

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« Reply #17 on: May 08, 2011, 11:29:12 AM »
A black and brown belt is all you need, I need my laces for me shoes.

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Re: shoe lace belt.
« Reply #18 on: May 08, 2011, 11:30:32 AM »
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A black and brown belt is all you need, I need my laces for me shoes.
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orang utans dont wear shoes. also, they dont write on message boards. crazy ape.

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Re: shoe lace belt.
« Reply #19 on: May 08, 2011, 08:34:16 PM »
I like that shoelacebelts are inexpensive, and hurt less to fall on... but they never "stay".  I ended up spending more time tying my belt than skating.  If they can come up with a shoelacebelt that stays in place then I will relinquish my pant securing duties to a shoe lace once again.
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Re: shoe lace belt.
« Reply #20 on: May 09, 2011, 06:51:59 AM »
I like that shoelacebelts are inexpensive, and hurt less to fall on... but they never "stay".?  I ended up spending more time tying my belt than skating.?  If they can come up with a shoelacebelt that stays in place then I will relinquish my pant securing duties to a shoe lace once again.

i found the exact opposite, ive got a perma-shoelace-belt on one of my trousers and last week a shoelace snapped so i was gonna replace it with my shoelace-belt but for the life of me i couldnt untie it.

try this, tie a double knot and pull it hard as fuck, put the trousers through the washing machine and the water/soapy shit should make that knot prety solid

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« Reply #21 on: May 09, 2011, 10:44:52 AM »
A perma-fastened belt?  That sounds crazy. 

Do you just force your pants on and off?  Must be annoying.

Do you pee through the fly?  Super annoying.

Don't you ever feel the need to adjust based on how you're positioned?  There's definitely a one notch difference between going to skate and sitting down for a meal.

I don't think I could go through life like that.

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« Reply #22 on: May 09, 2011, 02:08:00 PM »
my jeans fit so i don't need a belt still spending grams just to hold up my pants

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Re: shoe lace belt.
« Reply #23 on: May 09, 2011, 02:57:42 PM »
i remember that i had to chuckle when i saw this a few years ago.



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Re: shoe lace belt.
« Reply #24 on: May 10, 2011, 02:15:25 AM »
A perma-fastened belt??  That sounds crazy.? 

Do you just force your pants on and off??  Must be annoying.

Do you pee through the fly??  Super annoying.

Don't you ever feel the need to adjust based on how you're positioned??  There's definitely a one notch difference between going to skate and sitting down for a meal.

I don't think I could go through life like that.

works fine, yes i do just pull my pants on and off, the belt just sits on my hips, to piss ill just pull then down a bit because theyre button fly anyway, cant be undoing all those buttons in time

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Re: shoe lace belt.
« Reply #25 on: May 10, 2011, 03:57:06 AM »
I'm a huge fan of the shoestring belt, but then, the first video I ever bought was Yeah Right!, so who knows how valid my opinion is. After experimenting with a few different techniques, I found a way to tie it such that it's adjustable, and even on both ends. It doesn't typically hang super long either, but just enough. it works kind of like a drawstring, so when it loosens when you're skating, you just pull one end and it's all good!

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Re: shoe lace belt.
« Reply #26 on: May 10, 2011, 08:14:49 AM »
A black and brown belt is all you need, I need my laces for me shoes.

this.

If you're over 18 a shoe lace belt is unacceptable.

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« Reply #27 on: May 10, 2011, 08:29:17 AM »
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this.

If you're over 18 a shoe lace belt is unacceptable.

Generally skaters can look like complete twats and its fine because we look so stupid on our boards anyway and (in most cases) we do much gnarlier shit than everyone else just for fun so our attire gets a free pass

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Re: shoe lace belt.
« Reply #28 on: May 10, 2011, 08:36:06 AM »
yeah, but do you really want to look like a 12 year old?

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Re: shoe lace belt.
« Reply #29 on: May 10, 2011, 08:38:05 AM »
yeah, but do you really want to look like a 12 year old?

by riding a skateboard its allready a bit too late for that, i mean im only 20 but i still get people saying "what youre still skating? bit old for that arent you?"