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richard mulder has a website
« on: October 08, 2006, 02:24:10 AM »
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Re: richard mulder has a website
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2006, 03:14:43 AM »
nice

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Re: richard mulder has a website
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2006, 03:17:02 AM »
i'd fuck his broad

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Re: richard mulder has a website
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2006, 09:42:39 AM »

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Re: richard mulder has a website
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2006, 09:46:15 AM »
this is disturbing at the least


 Besides being an amazing skateboarder, Brian has an on fire heart for God. Enjoy this article he sent me a couple weeks ago. -rm
Fasting
     Daily I find myself able to share with non
members all about GOD “moving” here in The Sanctuary
church. Everyday I hear of breakthroughs or am able to
get fed by a fellow believer. I think about how we can
look at ourselves and feel comfortable by thinking we
are “on fire”, feeling secure that GOD is dwelling
among us. I know that HE is, but can we ever get close
enough to HIM? Don’t you want more and more of HIM? I
am going to answer for you since I am typing this and
you are just now reading it. Agreed? Then yes, that’s
what I typed you would say! Well, now we can get
closer to HIM. BY FASTING! It is easy to see that many
people feel that by “believing” GOD is out there and
Heaven is out there that we are granted access and
everyday should include blessings. I feel that many
times this is used to draw people in but if we never
feel the need to draw nearer to HIM, though this is
what we really want and also need. If we don’t we
never actually enter into the area of being blessed
and also we probably won’t gain access to the Kingdom.
You see, CHRIST could have just walked around telling
to people to believe in HIM and then all is good, but
he didn’t, he said many deeper things that do require
personal study and worship in order to fully
understand. Take for example:
Matthew 7:21
“Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will
enter the kingdom of heaven, but only he who does
the will of my Father who is in heaven.”
     This is a very truthful and scary scripture. Consider
first that HE is saying “he who calls me LORD”, who
would call Him that? A believer! So then this
scripture is to the church. If we think that by simply
thinking HE is our LORD that we gain access to heaven
then we are wrong.
Romans 10:9 “That if you confess with your mouth,
“Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God
raised him from the dead, you will be saved.”
     Believing in your heart is a lot more than thinking
and confessing with your mouth! CHRIST says above that
the decisive issue is “he who does the will of my
Father who is in heaven.”
Look at James 2:14
“What good is it, my brothers, if a man claims to have
faith but has no deeds? Can such faith save him?”
     So think about it! Can such Faith save him?
CHRIST just said that the decisive issue is he who
does the will of HIS father who is in heaven.
     So our goal is to have CHRIST as our LORD and to live
in the spirit and overcome the carnal nature that is
tempted in the world. Christ says “My kingdom is not
of this world.” Do you want your kingdom to be this
world? Or the one HE has gone away to prepare for us?
     Knowing your answer we can focus on the point.
FASTING! It is time for us as THE BODY to really move
forward with allowing GOD to move. We always wait for
HIM but actually I think it is HIM waiting for us so
HE can do exactly what he longs to, and more
importantly loves to do. We can be used at all times
and are called to make ourselves available.
Philippians 2:12-13
“continue to work out your salvation with fear
and trembling, 13 for it is God who works in you to
will and to act according to his good purpose”
     We are to work out our own salvation, but it is “GOD
who works in you to will and to act according to his
good purpose”
     So in accepting CHRIST as savior, which means
believing in your heart, and then confessing with your
mouth. We now have to have FAITH. Read what is above
to see it again. It is the FAITH that keeps us holding
to HIM and able to know HIM.
     Moving on as THE BODY we see what GOD did with Moses and many other of the forefathers of our faith. The
bible tells us that “I can do all things through
CHRIST”, so we are able to do exactly what, and more
than Moses did. We want to do everything GOD can call
us to do and we need to press in and look at what
others did to enable this.
     In reading Old and New Testament there are many times
that people humble themselves. As THE BODY we should
aim to do this together so we can get a bigger
breakthrough.
     The Bible calls us to do many things, fasting in one
avenue that is personal and comes down to YOU and GOD!
When you enter into a fast your main focus is getting
closer to GOD. People fast so they can lose weight but
this is just a diet. We are not dieting, we are
fasting so that the presence of GOD can show up in our
lives, in our church, in our community and then
anywhere GOD chooses. Because fasting can be unhealthy
for long periods of time and takes preparation, this
fast will be all your decision. How long you fast for
and what you fast from is up to you. You can fast for
one day or a whole week, from anything and everything.
     What I would like you to consider is that right now we
can put everything before GOD and ask HIM to allow us
to draw closer to HIM and then HE can draw closer to
us. Everything that can take away from GOD you can
fast from.
Examples; you can stop eating all together and drink
only water, you can stop eating meat, stop fast food,
stop candy or soda. It may be that you long to stop
cigarettes, shopping, the amount of tv, the ungodly
things talked about, ungodly music, cussing, anger,
jealousy, envy and so on.
     Whatever it is, you yourself know, and we are meant to
“work out our own salvation”. I want everything out of
my system that can get in the way of what GOD wants to
say or externally that takes away from time praising
HIM. HE does long for us to enjoy things and the Bible
says Psalm 37:4 “delight yourself in the LORD and he
will give you the desires of your heart.”
     Lets spend this week seeking HIM and believing we can
overcome what we are fasting from. I believe HIS voice
will become louder and louder and we will see many
breakthroughs.
     We should wake giving praise. Set your Bible right
where you can see it as a reminder and think of what
GOD has done and thank HIM. Acknowledge HIM as HE
really is and see HIM sitting there enjoying your love
for HIM. Ask that HE guide you today with HIS WILL, so
that your every word will be spoken with
consideration, that every expression will also shine a
light and that whatever comes against us the Holy
spirit will be seen and not the flesh. This alone will
change the week. Then when we put things before HIM
that we struggle with we get to partner up by being
obedient and leaning on HIM to strengthen us. Really
do believe that you can stop eating this, saying that
and needing to watch that crazy show.
     Remember that you are not doing this just for you to
stop these things, but really to exercise HIS love and
promise to us. Don’t come home to American Idol, The
Apprentice or whatever is popular now. Come home to
the LORD OF LORDS AND KING OF KINGS who longs to make your path straight. Open up your Bible and marvel that it is a personal letter to us with LOVE. Look at your
children and see that they actually have a guardian
above all guardians. Consider how long CHRIST held his
hands up on that cross and kneel and raise your hands
in praise. Sing and shout and know that when we do
this the angels in heaven rejoice.
     All of these things are at our disposal and we can
enter in at anytime. It is time for my Faith and I
pray for your faith also, to move closer to the
Almighty Throne of GOD!. This alone should have raised
up in you the spirit and now we simply have to command
the flesh. The spirit is eager but the flesh is weak!
Don’t think also that you won’t be tempted, Heaven is
for over comers and if HE is for us who is against us?
The issue is down to FAITH! Do you want to go from
FAITH to FAITH and GLORY to GLORY?
     Read Daniel chapter 9 and see that Daniel fasted and
the Arc angel Gabriel showed up and gave the most
important message in my opinion in the whole Bible.
Daniel 9:24-27 gives the greatest details you can read
about what GOD has planned and also in detail about
when Christ arrives and is killed. Check it out for
yourself!
     When Jesus is asked Mark 2:18 “How is it that John’s
disciples and the disciples of the Pharisees are
fasting, but yours are not?”
     Mark 2:19 “Jesus answered, “How can the guests of the
bridegroom fast while he is with them? They cannot, so
long as they have him with them. 20 But the time will
come when the bridegroom will be taken from them, and
on that day they will fast.”
      Jesus said “they will fast”. Amen!
     Please read Isaiah 58:6-14 “and you will see the
benefits of fasting, to lose the chains of injustice,
and untie the chords of the yoke, to set the oppressed
free and break every yoke?”
     Beginning monday 25th of september until the following
monday I am going to fast from many things. Candy,
soda, fast food, television aside from CHRISTIAN shows
and anything else ungodly I come across. I need to
skate and am active so I need energy, or I would love
to do a full water fast. What you choose to do is your
choice and I pray you take this seriously and oepn up
the door for yourself, this world and OUR GOD! I want
to free myself from som minor things but want to have
less distractions and be more KINGDOM minded than
ever. Ask for what you want breakthroughs in and for
ways to do HIS WILL more. I put my name down here to
allow others to add to it, I would love to see so many
names and see what GOD has for the world. Please share
this so we can encourage one another is something we
were made for. GOD BLESS ALWAYS!
-† BRIAN SUMNER ?br />

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Re: richard mulder has a website
« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2006, 09:49:44 AM »
i'd fuck his broad
never

i was just going to say, please DO NOTlook at brian sumners fasting essay, even though HE wants you to. ungodly music

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Re: richard mulder has a website
« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2006, 11:05:08 AM »
Besides being an amazing skateboarder, Brian has an on fire heart for God. "

yikes

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Re: richard mulder has a website
« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2006, 11:26:33 AM »
i thought sumner was living the morrissey life style. you know unknown sexual orientation but hanging out with tons of dudes that you more than like.
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Re: richard mulder has a website
« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2006, 02:47:48 PM »
Check out Brian Sumner's website for even more nuerotic ramblings. www.briansumner.net

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Re: richard mulder has a website
« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2006, 04:38:59 PM »
it was all downhill when i saw him with blonde air, uber tight pants, and him still on adio.
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Re: richard mulder has a website
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2006, 04:45:10 PM »
latest skate trend: turning to god


my local skatepark is turning into a place of worship. Every time I go there there's some new psalm written on the quarters along with something like 'Jesus Saves!'


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Re: richard mulder has a website
« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2006, 04:55:10 PM »
 
it was all downhill when i saw him with blonde air, uber tight pants, and him still on adio.

i remember going to Supercuts to get a haircut . . . and staring back at me was a lifesize cardboard cut-out of Brian Sumner . . . promoting hair gel.
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Re: richard mulder has a website
« Reply #12 on: October 08, 2006, 05:01:02 PM »
i'd fuck his broad

wheres his broad?