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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #1020 on: April 16, 2019, 07:08:58 PM »
That theory is pretty much dead because Viserion broke bad

Bran most likely has the ability to warg anything he pleases, dragons included

After Sam's distrust of Daenerys--with his bias taken into account--there's a long history to indicate that Daenerys is going to end up an unsympathetic character. And possibly murdered by an ally. Or murder trustworthy allies and continue a bloody, unbalanced reign.
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« Reply #1021 on: April 17, 2019, 04:55:16 AM »
How fucking long was Bran waiting in the courtyard for Jaime? When is Arya just gunna admit she is a stone cold murderer? Where are the dragon dicks?

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« Reply #1022 on: April 18, 2019, 09:48:56 AM »
I loved the episode, although to be fair I'm a total GOT fanboy over here. This episode was setting up the chess board. It had a lot of great callbacks to the first episode and other moments from seasons 1-7.  I re-watched the whole series over the course of the last year and half since season 7 and caught up right before the premier on Sunday. That might have made it more epic for me.

Predictions (OBV SPOILERS + SOME behind-the-scenes INFO VIA Entertainment Weekly but no Leaks) : Dany reluctantly bends the knee to Jon even though neither of them want that. That ensures a loyal following from all the northern lords. They "defeat" the army of the dead but in order to do so have to make a sacrifice: Jon sacrifices himself to save everyone by replacing the Night King (who cannot be defeated, only replaced, that's why they are obsessed with cyclical imagery). He goes up to The Lands of Always Winter for the next 10,000 years. Sad Dany and co. travel down to Kings Landing and fight Cercei the final boss. Dany has Jon's child and said child is the heir to the throne. 

For the record I really hope I'm wrong. I would love for Dany and Jon to rule together but I'm not so sure that will happen.
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« Reply #1023 on: April 18, 2019, 12:59:48 PM »
I loved the episode, although to be fair I'm a total GOT fanboy over here. This episode was setting up the chess board. It had a lot of great callbacks to the first episode and other moments from seasons 1-7.  I re-watched the whole series over the course of the last year and half since season 7 and caught up right before the premier on Sunday. That might have made it more epic for me.

Predictions (OBV SPOILERS + SOME behind-the-scenes INFO VIA Entertainment Weekly but no Leaks) : Dany reluctantly bends the knee to Jon even though neither of them want that. That ensures a loyal following from all the northern lords. They "defeat" the army of the dead but in order to do so have to make a sacrifice: Jon sacrifices himself to save everyone by replacing the Night King (who cannot be defeated, only replaced, that's why they are obsessed with cyclical imagery). He goes up to The Lands of Always Winter for the next 10,000 years. Sad Dany and co. travel down to Kings Landing and fight Cercei the final boss. Dany has Jon's child and said child is the heir to the throne. 

For the record I really hope I'm wrong. I would love for Dany and Jon to rule together but I'm not so sure that will happen.
So Jon pulls a Bolvar Fordragon because there must always be a lich king? I back it.

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #1024 on: April 23, 2019, 05:40:40 PM »
Watching Arya fuck was a little weird. She’s still a little girl in my mind. Suckling the tit of a giant woman explains the ginger dudes obsession with that huge bitch. Good episode, I think the next 2 will be straight battle scenes, with a little Dinklage in the crypt. Did Sam’s hoe gain weight for the story or did she just let herself go between seasons? “A little Dinklage in the crypt” is how I’ll refer to getting some puss now.

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« Reply #1025 on: April 23, 2019, 09:07:18 PM »
Watching Arya fuck was a little weird. She’s still a little girl in my mind. Suckling the tit of a giant woman explains the ginger dudes obsession with that huge bitch. Good episode, I think the next 2 will be straight battle scenes, with a little Dinklage in the crypt. Did Sam’s hoe gain weight for the story or did she just let herself go between seasons? “A little Dinklage in the crypt” is how I’ll refer to getting some puss now.
I don't think they will avoid Cersei's storyline for 3 straight episodes (considering there was nothing on it in the latest episode). While it will be very very Winterfel focused for the next two considering almost everyone is there, they will show something about how Cersei is regaining land or territory.

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #1026 on: April 23, 2019, 09:41:46 PM »
those dead cunts are gonna just waltz right past that shit old castle down to that rich joint and fucken go to town on em and there you go. 

i should be a writer.

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #1027 on: April 23, 2019, 10:46:51 PM »
could tormund get any more awesome. dude is living the hellride life and is on team handsome aswell

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #1028 on: April 24, 2019, 04:15:37 AM »
My prediction was that Jon will find himself in the Godswood to protect Bran, and becomes surrounded by the dead. Dany, on dragon back, sees this and takes the opportunity to kill Jon with some friendly fire...but he emerges unburnt.

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« Reply #1029 on: April 24, 2019, 07:50:33 AM »
Everyone who got what they wanted in episode 2 is fuckin DEAD in the battle in episode 3. Greyworm made plans so he's dead, Brienne got knighted so she's dead, Theon redeemed himself so he's dead, Joreh didn't get Dany but he got a sword so he's dead, Edd reunited with his bros and isn't very important so he's dead. Pod dead Tormund dead maybe even Davos dead. Dead dead dead.

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« Reply #1030 on: April 24, 2019, 04:15:03 PM »
Pod can't die. He's got the biggest penis. He's automatically saved.
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« Reply #1031 on: April 24, 2019, 05:18:15 PM »
Tormund seems likely to die but I think the writers want to hold onto a wildling representative through til the end.

I really hope Davos, the Hound, and Varys make it; their storylines aren't done yet. Unless Varys has a meaningful conversation/revelation in the crypt.
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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #1032 on: April 25, 2019, 05:19:50 AM »
Tormund seems likely to die but I think the writers want to hold onto a wildling representative through til the end.

I really hope Davos, the Hound, and Varys make it; their storylines aren't done yet. Unless Varys has a meaningful conversation/revelation in the crypt.

Surely the hound and the mountain will have a final face off
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« Reply #1033 on: April 25, 2019, 07:32:34 AM »
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Tormund seems likely to die but I think the writers want to hold onto a wildling representative through til the end.

I really hope Davos, the Hound, and Varys make it; their storylines aren't done yet. Unless Varys has a meaningful conversation/revelation in the crypt.
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Surely the hound and the mountain will have a final face off

Yeah they totally set that up. I think the final final FINAL fight will be against Cersei's army.

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #1034 on: April 25, 2019, 09:11:27 AM »
Pod can't die. He's got the biggest penis. He's automatically saved.

They didn’t set that up for nothing. I’ve been waiting for him to fuck Sansa for years.

So far with the non-events of the last two episodes, I think I’ll be actually be disappointed without a substantial body count.

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #1035 on: April 25, 2019, 11:38:01 AM »
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Tormund seems likely to die but I think the writers want to hold onto a wildling representative through til the end.

I really hope Davos, the Hound, and Varys make it; their storylines aren't done yet. Unless Varys has a meaningful conversation/revelation in the crypt.
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Yeah they totally set that up. I think the final final FINAL fight will be against Cersei's army.

With warged out dead folks controlled by Bran?
them cats are out getting mashed up to jungle, he's out mashing up jungle cats. it's just not gonna work.

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #1036 on: April 25, 2019, 07:56:36 PM »


i should be a writer.
At least you will have finished your novels before you died.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #1037 on: April 26, 2019, 02:02:08 AM »
My prediction was that Jon will find himself in the Godswood to protect Bran, and becomes surrounded by the dead. Dany, on dragon back, sees this and takes the opportunity to kill Jon with some friendly fire...but he emerges unburnt.

Jon burnt himself when he grabbed a lantern and threw it at a wight

Pod can't die. He's got the biggest penis. He's automatically saved.

they say he isn’t particularly hung. he’s just a natural.
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« Reply #1038 on: April 26, 2019, 03:43:18 AM »
Pod sung to those hos back in the day.

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #1039 on: April 26, 2019, 01:53:01 PM »
night kings going straight past winterfell to kings landing

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #1040 on: April 28, 2019, 09:10:55 AM »
night kings going straight past winterfell to kings landing

This is my guess too. Bran’s visions have shown images of a dragon over King’s Landing and the throne room with no roof covered in snow.

Were this to happen, southerners most likely don’t realize that the Night King has Dany’s Dragon and this massacre would likely be blamed on her.

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« Reply #1041 on: April 28, 2019, 04:47:01 PM »
One of the first things Bran said this season was for everyone to shut the fuck up because the Night King has Viserion now immediately followed by a 15 minute magic carpet ride. I don't mean that means that the North knows he has her dragon, but they could play it either way. Nobody knows or everybody knows. It would be cool if he went and fucked up King's Landing though.

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #1042 on: April 28, 2019, 05:29:08 PM »
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« Reply #1043 on: April 28, 2019, 08:09:08 PM »
Arya Stark from way downtown.

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« Reply #1044 on: April 28, 2019, 09:19:38 PM »
That was really good

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« Reply #1045 on: April 28, 2019, 10:30:58 PM »
Surprised how many people liked this episode, i Thought it was all style and no substance, and really put an underwhelming end to a story arch that took up a 1/4th of the Series' runtime.

What were the Night Kings true motivations?
Why was he so obsessed over Bran
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« Reply #1046 on: April 28, 2019, 11:12:32 PM »
I'm sure they'll explain more later... Especially with bran wargging the entire time.

Bummed to see everyone who died go.

Arya was unexpected, but expected once melisandre mentioned blue eyes..

Dany was fucking stupid and useless the entire time.

How the fuck are they gonna fight cersei with most of their army dead?
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« Reply #1047 on: April 28, 2019, 11:17:51 PM »
Don't you guys watch the after the show recap with the writers? They explain all this shit.

Thought it was epic. Where the fuck is Ghost and Drogon?

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #1048 on: April 28, 2019, 11:46:00 PM »
I mean, if NK is to die, it is going to feel ridicules in any shape and form, so this was a pretty epic way to do it. A true power-struggle is going to go on in the last three episodes. Kinda surprising that Dany gets a cheering ovation in the ep. 4 preview ... I'd be guessing that no one would be stoked to be going fighting some more after this.

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« Reply #1049 on: April 29, 2019, 12:42:25 AM »
Don't you guys watch the after the show recap with the writers? They explain all this shit.

Thought it was epic. Where the fuck is Ghost and Drogon?

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Ghost is dead as fuck probably. Ultimately murdered by the budget. Drogon plops down right next to Dany at the end. Stoked on Arya, definitely been my favorite character for most of the series or at least tied with Tormund. Are you thinking of Rhaegar(?) the dragon Jon was riding? He might’ve died on impact when they crashed. Whats the count looking like for this episode? I forgot some peoples names but I think its

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