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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #960 on: August 27, 2017, 09:07:33 PM »
A lot to unpack in this one. I'm not going to be the one to do it in type.

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #961 on: August 27, 2017, 09:17:37 PM »
Why was that dragons wings tattered? That shit was dead like 5 mins. Also, what was it shooting to take the wall down? Extra cold shit that makes the rocks and ice explode?

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #962 on: August 27, 2017, 09:28:03 PM »
It's what we call a fantasy show that has zero basis in reality. Just fucking enjoy watching destruction.

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #963 on: August 27, 2017, 09:31:58 PM »
I like my fantasy to be rooted based on real life science  ;)

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #964 on: August 27, 2017, 09:43:30 PM »
Dragon physics is tyte. Or should I say Drogon physics.....

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #965 on: August 27, 2017, 09:44:53 PM »
Also, 99% of the scientific community agrees that global wall warming is caused by dead dragons. FAKE NEWS!

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #966 on: August 27, 2017, 10:36:25 PM »
Why was that dragons wings tattered? That shit was dead like 5 mins. Also, what was it shooting to take the wall down? Extra cold shit that makes the rocks and ice explode?
Frost fire... It's a thing... in fantasy shit...

Also, in b4 "Arya had training for like 10 minutes no way she could have slit his throat that fast."
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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #967 on: August 27, 2017, 11:25:41 PM »
If Valyrian steel can kill a white walker, it can make quick work of that piece of shit.

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #968 on: August 27, 2017, 11:29:08 PM »
Not gonna lie, that was the most satisfying thing in the episode for me.
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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #969 on: August 27, 2017, 11:43:25 PM »
One of the most satisfying deaths of the series for me.

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #970 on: August 28, 2017, 05:25:37 AM »
How was Littlefingers death satisfying? It was rushed and super anticlimactic for how much of a schemer he was. Also making Jon Aegon is so fucking half assed. This show has fucking sucked since GRRM stopped helping out in season 5. I'm glad he cleared it up that the books will be completely different. And what the fuck was the point of having Tyrion creeping all sad out side the door as the incest went down? Now all of a sudden he's in love with Dany? Made no sense to have him creeping sadly like that. Bran could see his sister get raped on her wedding night but couldn't see his aunt marry Rhaegar and needed Sam to tell him? Show is fucking ass now. Invested 7 years into it and it's become hot garbage.

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #971 on: August 28, 2017, 06:25:13 AM »
Don't let the door hit you

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #972 on: August 28, 2017, 08:25:03 AM »
How was Littlefingers death satisfying? It was rushed and super anticlimactic for how much of a schemer he was. Also making Jon Aegon is so fucking half assed. This show has fucking sucked since GRRM stopped helping out in season 5. I'm glad he cleared it up that the books will be completely different. And what the fuck was the point of having Tyrion creeping all sad out side the door as the incest went down? Now all of a sudden he's in love with Dany? Made no sense to have him creeping sadly like that. Bran could see his sister get raped on her wedding night but couldn't see his aunt marry Rhaegar and needed Sam to tell him? Show is fucking ass now. Invested 7 years into it and it's become hot garbage.

STOP WATCHING THE FUCKING SHOW IF YOU HATE IT SO MUCH.

It was satisfying because I like watching that piece of shit mewl and beg for his life.

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #973 on: August 28, 2017, 08:39:29 AM »
Huge hand clap for Lena Headey/the writers. Cersei played Tyrion/me so well with that pregnancy fake-out. I thought it was obvious she reached for her stomach, but her reaction when Tyrion pointed it out to her made me believe it was a subconscious move on her part. I don't believe she's actually pregnant.

Also, did anyone else read the scene where Jaime left Cersei as her giving the command to the Mountain to take Jaime out? Cause that's what I thought was happening up until Jaime's under that dreary winter sky.

Jon & Theon's scene was so moving. Because Bran's personality died, Theon is really the closest thing to a brother Jon has. I'm happy Theon's standing up for what's right, but there's been too many fake-outs with deaths this season that I was looking forward to his arc ending. Btw, getting kneed is getting kneed, gonna hurt less with no junk, but it'll hurt nonetheless. That was corny.

Regarding undead Viserion - I think it was blue flame, obviously super powerful. He kept the flames up for so damn long. He's going to roast the shit out of the living before anyone can do a thing about it. Rhaegal & Drogon having a difficult time taking him out is an understatement.

Aegon - Why did Lyanna name him that when Rhaegar already had a son named Aegon? Unless that isn't fully confirmed in the show and just the books.
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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #974 on: August 28, 2017, 10:32:27 AM »
Why was that dragons wings tattered? That shit was dead like 5 mins. Also, what was it shooting to take the wall down? Extra cold shit that makes the rocks and ice explode?
I thought the same thing about its wings, not only was it dead for no time but would having tattered wings not affect flying? And it's body also isn't bones like the rest of the white walkers, personally I think it would've been sicker if the body was all boned out with a half skull/half face type thing going on and just like regular thin wings.


Also, did anyone else read the scene where Jaime left Cersei as her giving the command to the Mountain to take Jaime out? Cause that's what I thought was happening up until Jaime's under that dreary winter sky.
I thought there would just be some plot twist where people think Terion/Jaime is just gonna talk to Cersei and that she was just bluffing (which she was) but that The Mountain would actually just smoke them, leaving the rest of the characters to figure it out.

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #975 on: August 28, 2017, 10:34:23 AM »

Aegon - Why did Lyanna name him that when Rhaegar already had a son named Aegon? Unless that isn't fully confirmed in the show and just the books.

I thought the exact same thing.

Episode was amazing. My jaw dropped with the fake out "Lord Baelish" line. With his death, we can pretty much close out the Lannister vs Stark drama for now, and move on with the Great War.

Jon Snow true parentage scene was good. Liked the way that they presented it when we already knew.

Viserion destroying the wall has got to be one of my favorite scenes in the show. But seeing the Night King bobbing up and down on a dead dragon was kind of funny to me.

Did anyone else tense up during the meeting? Especially before the hound let the wight out of the box?
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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #976 on: August 28, 2017, 11:50:21 AM »
Littlefinger's death was great and very welcome.

Can't believe we actually saw Rhaegar. They are brothers but he looked a lot like Viserys.

Naming Jon 'Aegon' doesn't make a lot of sense at this point so that must be book canon.

Harsh of Rhaegar to peace-out his other son Aegon like that. Unless he knew, somehow, what would happen to him.

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #977 on: August 28, 2017, 12:52:53 PM »
I'm not too bothered by the Aegon thing. Rhaegar was big on prophecy and had a life-long boner for Aegon the Conqueror. He wanted his Prince Who Was Promised to have a little flare to him. That's what I'm going with at least.

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #978 on: August 28, 2017, 12:54:34 PM »
Why was that dragons wings tattered? That shit was dead like 5 mins. Also, what was it shooting to take the wall down? Extra cold shit that makes the rocks and ice explode?

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #979 on: August 28, 2017, 01:29:48 PM »
Why was that dragons wings tattered? That shit was dead like 5 mins. Also, what was it shooting to take the wall down? Extra cold shit that makes the rocks and ice explode?

It's just blue fire. Viserion is NOT an ice dragon. He's just a reanimated dead dragon.
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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #980 on: August 28, 2017, 07:01:05 PM »
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the main problem I have with this season is the disturbing lack of nudity
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Like two seasons ago Lena and Emilia got all feministic and complained. Hence the lack of nudity.
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You guys saw the scenes where they both of them got naked this season, right? Stoopkid, I figured with all of your complaints about Viserion's fire being powder blue instead of cerulean blue or whatever that you wouldn't miss that detail. Or believe, in sincerity, that the choice to avoid nudity or use a body double is really representative of feminism.

Great episode. Kept it tense the whole way through.

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #981 on: August 29, 2017, 12:13:49 AM »
So... Beric and Tormund are done for?

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #982 on: August 29, 2017, 12:28:45 AM »
So... Beric and Tormund are done for?

They made it to the side of the wall that didn't crumble. No fucking way a walker is gonna climb that thing just to kill them. They're alive and will live for season 8.

End of Beric and Tormund questions regarding their fates.
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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #983 on: August 29, 2017, 03:35:57 AM »
Tormund still needs to make giant babies with Brienne that will conquer the world.

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #984 on: August 29, 2017, 03:40:30 AM »
Tormund still needs to make giant babies with Brienne that will conquer the world.

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #985 on: August 30, 2017, 07:09:31 AM »
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Why was that dragons wings tattered? That shit was dead like 5 mins. Also, what was it shooting to take the wall down? Extra cold shit that makes the rocks and ice explode?
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I thought the same thing about its wings, not only was it dead for no time but would having tattered wings not affect flying? And it's body also isn't bones like the rest of the white walkers, personally I think it would've been sicker if the body was all boned out with a half skull/half face type thing going on and just like regular thin wings.

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Also, did anyone else read the scene where Jaime left Cersei as her giving the command to the Mountain to take Jaime out? Cause that's what I thought was happening up until Jaime's under that dreary winter sky.
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I thought there would just be some plot twist where people think Terion/Jaime is just gonna talk to Cersei and that she was just bluffing (which she was) but that The Mountain would actually just smoke them, leaving the rest of the characters to figure it out.

It probably will eventually have some bone exposed. I watched some behind the scenes with the makeup and prosthetics guys and they were saying how deteriorated the undead were depended how long it had been since they were killed. Some look more fresh with more skin because they were killed more recently where as the ones with more bone exposed were killed longer ago. Thats why i thought it was silly when the dragon had holes in his wings because they did not apply the same logic. Not a biggie though.

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #986 on: August 31, 2017, 12:30:27 PM »
Obviously the NK cut those in there for superior mid-air braking power and improved cornering. Duh.

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #987 on: August 31, 2017, 12:33:01 PM »
I don't know man, I need my magical undead dragons to be as anatomically correct as possible.
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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #988 on: August 31, 2017, 12:38:12 PM »

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #989 on: August 31, 2017, 03:30:02 PM »
Plowing through 100 feet of ice with your corpse after plummeting from the sky might poke a hole in your wing.