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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #990 on: September 01, 2017, 09:51:40 AM »
Plowing through 100 feet of ice with your corpse after plummeting from the sky might poke a hole in your wing.
My thoughts exactly^
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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #991 on: September 01, 2017, 10:01:09 PM »
They never even once show the dragons dicks either.

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #992 on: September 02, 2017, 01:20:19 PM »
They never even once show the dragons dicks either.
It's like a mushroom cloud when they nut...
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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #993 on: September 02, 2017, 03:01:43 PM »
^^Reminded me of this

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #994 on: September 05, 2017, 12:05:36 PM »
They never even once show the dragons dicks either.

nor pussies.

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« Reply #995 on: September 05, 2017, 12:20:58 PM »
Their dicks and pussies are all internal because they're inter-sex so they're just jizzing into their own vaginas all day. Being a dragon sounds awesome.

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #996 on: September 05, 2017, 08:28:25 PM »
All of the excess cum that doesn't go towards reproduction is what actually fuels dragon fire and makes it so hawt.

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #997 on: September 06, 2017, 09:11:10 PM »
So you're saying dragonfire is a dragon shooting hot loads. Cool.

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #998 on: September 06, 2017, 09:46:00 PM »
Basically. Why else would Dany be so into it?

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #999 on: September 07, 2017, 06:33:32 AM »
yeah... pretty obvious most people here haven't even seen a real dragon before....

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #1004 on: March 05, 2019, 11:32:48 AM »
she can ride dick ham ham no joke ham

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #1005 on: March 05, 2019, 11:44:31 AM »
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They never even once show the dragons dicks either.
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nor pussies.

final season better show some dragon dick  >:(

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #1006 on: March 05, 2019, 04:16:30 PM »
Their dicks and pussies are all internal because they're inter-sex so they're just jizzing into their own vaginas all day. Being a dragon sounds awesome.

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #1007 on: March 06, 2019, 12:40:47 AM »
This season is going to be so fucking epic, can't wait.

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #1008 on: March 06, 2019, 06:53:53 AM »
looking forward to debating nuances of zombie dragons with you all

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #1009 on: April 15, 2019, 03:43:23 AM »
pretty underwhelming intro episode nothing much happened

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #1010 on: April 15, 2019, 04:13:00 AM »
I agree with underwhelming

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #1011 on: April 15, 2019, 09:18:45 AM »
Same. But I liked seeing the reunions. It sunk in that a lot of these characters haven’t seen each other since episodes 1-3.

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« Reply #1012 on: April 15, 2019, 09:59:10 AM »
Jon and dany flying on the dragons takes the cake for the worst scene in the entire series. Shit was like a disney movie man da fukk were they thinkin

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #1013 on: April 15, 2019, 01:28:29 PM »
Like everyone else has said, this was a let down of an episode but clearly just getting the reunions out of the way.

Seeing Bran wait for Jamie was great though... interested in how that will play out.
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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #1014 on: April 15, 2019, 01:42:39 PM »
Underwhelming but still somewhat satisfying episode.
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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #1016 on: April 15, 2019, 06:37:16 PM »
Underwhelming but still somewhat satisfying episode.

I think I screamed at my TV for Sam to "TELL HIM. TELL HIM NOWWWWWW".

Seems like there's gonna be an on show revelation that only Targaryens can ride dragons...

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #1017 on: April 15, 2019, 08:00:26 PM »
Jon and dany flying on the dragons takes the cake for the worst scene in the entire series. Shit was like a disney movie man da fukk were they thinkin

A Whole New World...

The episode was action light but I think it was the moment before shit goes off. Honestly, I was sorta expecting that. A lot of great character stuff happened though. Sam's doubts about how righteous Dany really is and how he pitches that to Jon made for a really great scene. Also, who knew what a great installation artists the Night King would turn out to be?

Seems like there's gonna be an on show revelation that only Targaryens can ride dragons...

According to my roommate, that's straight up GoT lore so maybe it was already covered?
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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #1018 on: April 16, 2019, 04:39:28 PM »
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Jon and dany flying on the dragons takes the cake for the worst scene in the entire series. Shit was like a disney movie man da fukk were they thinkin
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A Whole New World...

The episode was action light but I think it was the moment before shit goes off. Honestly, I was sorta expecting that. A lot of great character stuff happened though. Sam's doubts about how righteous Dany really is and how he pitches that to Jon made for a really great scene. Also, who knew what a great installation artists the Night King would turn out to be?

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Seems like there's gonna be an on show revelation that only Targaryens can ride dragons...
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According to my roommate, that's straight up GoT lore so maybe it was already covered?

Does everyone being rescued on the back of Drogon last season count? I'm kidding, but yeah...wonder if Tyrion is going to ride a dragon...or is that theory out already?
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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #1019 on: April 16, 2019, 06:58:02 PM »
That theory is pretty much dead because Viserion broke bad