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weird shit only you do
« on: June 20, 2011, 03:05:11 PM »
I did a quick scan and didn't really find a topic like this (well confessions maybe)

So out with it, awkward stuff you do in private or outside.

I sometimes talk about or narrate my actions when I am alone and do something that might look wierd, just in case im in some truman show thing.
I bang my head against my skateboard before attempting a hard trick.
I do not talk to kids who look under 14 when skateboarding

maybe we can get some interesting stuff in here


edit: doesn't have to be skate related.
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Re: wierd shit only you do
« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2011, 03:10:50 PM »
I Wear a beanie in 100 degree weather, it's more comfortable.
Sometimes I bring books or mags to skate spots.

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Re: wierd shit only you do
« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2011, 03:23:35 PM »
sometimes opting to hang out alone/skate alone, even if I have the option of company.

immense hate and distrust for people.

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Re: wierd shit only you do
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2011, 03:43:21 PM »
I Wear a beanie in 100 degree weather, it's more comfortable.
Sometimes I bring books or mags to skate spots.

Yea, you're the only one who does that.

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Re: wierd shit only you do
« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2011, 03:47:09 PM »
Don't talk to people around me/on slap mobile at the skatepark instead
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: wierd shit only you do
« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2011, 03:57:33 PM »

Sometimes when I'm thinking downer/negative thoughts, I mumble something sexual out loud. I think its a way for my brain to distract/redirect my thought process. I'm not sure. Any phycologists in the house?


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Re: wierd shit only you do
« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2011, 04:19:21 PM »
I talk to myself about talking to myself.

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Re: wierd shit only you do
« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2011, 04:19:43 PM »
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I Wear a beanie in 100 degree weather, it's more comfortable.
Sometimes I bring books or mags to skate spots.
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Yea, you're the only one who does that.
I have tried not to, but I cant, it's very uncomfortable.

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Re: wierd shit only you do
« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2011, 04:25:56 PM »
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I Wear a beanie in 100 degree weather, it's more comfortable.
Sometimes I bring books or mags to skate spots.
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Yea, you're the only one who does that.
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I have tried not to, but I cant, it's very uncomfortable.

You're contradicting yourself just a wee bit, no?

The point he was making was that there are 15 dorks at most every skatepark doing the same shit.  Therefore, you should have thought before posting.  Unless of coarse you think you are truly unique with your rebellious beanie wearing behavior.

Carry on.
I'm posting from my blackberry wtf?!?!?

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Re: wierd shit only you do
« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2011, 04:28:42 PM »
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I Wear a beanie in 100 degree weather, it's more comfortable.
Sometimes I bring books or mags to skate spots.
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Yea, you're the only one who does that.
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I have tried not to, but I cant, it's very uncomfortable.
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You're contradicting yourself just a wee bit, no?

The point he was making was that there are 15 dorks at most every skatepark doing the same shit.?  Therefore, you should have thought before posting.?  Unless of coarse you think you are truly unique with your rebellious beanie wearing behavior.

Carry on.
I meant it'uncomfortable without the beanie on, and I dont skate the park much, but none of the dudes I skate street with  wear beanies in the summer.

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Re: wierd shit only you do
« Reply #10 on: June 20, 2011, 04:58:51 PM »
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I Wear a beanie in 100 degree weather, it's more comfortable.
Sometimes I bring books or mags to skate spots.
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Yea, you're the only one who does that.
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I have tried not to, but I cant, it's very uncomfortable.
[close]

You're contradicting yourself just a wee bit, no?

The point he was making was that there are 15 dorks at most every skatepark doing the same shit.??  Therefore, you should have thought before posting.??  Unless of coarse you think you are truly unique with your rebellious beanie wearing behavior.

Carry on.
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I meant it'uncomfortable without the beanie on, and I dont skate the park much, but none of the dudes I skate street with?  wear beanies in the summer.
wasnt it your excuse before that it was hotter without the beanie than with it?

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Re: wierd shit only you do
« Reply #11 on: June 20, 2011, 05:05:19 PM »
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I Wear a beanie in 100 degree weather, it's more comfortable.
Sometimes I bring books or mags to skate spots.
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Yea, you're the only one who does that.
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I have tried not to, but I cant, it's very uncomfortable.
[close]

You're contradicting yourself just a wee bit, no?

The point he was making was that there are 15 dorks at most every skatepark doing the same shit.???  Therefore, you should have thought before posting.???  Unless of coarse you think you are truly unique with your rebellious beanie wearing behavior.

Carry on.
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I meant it'uncomfortable without the beanie on, and I dont skate the park much, but none of the dudes I skate street with??  wear beanies in the summer.
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wasnt it your excuse before that it was hotter without the beanie than with it?
Also a reason I wear the beanie, makes more sweat, therefor cools my face down.

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Re: wierd shit only you do
« Reply #12 on: June 20, 2011, 05:09:33 PM »
i clean my ears every time i take a shit and i make myself sneeze
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Re: wierd shit only you do
« Reply #13 on: June 20, 2011, 05:11:11 PM »
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I Wear a beanie in 100 degree weather, it's more comfortable.
Sometimes I bring books or mags to skate spots.
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Yea, you're the only one who does that.
[close]
I have tried not to, but I cant, it's very uncomfortable.
[close]

You're contradicting yourself just a wee bit, no?

The point he was making was that there are 15 dorks at most every skatepark doing the same shit.????  Therefore, you should have thought before posting.????  Unless of coarse you think you are truly unique with your rebellious beanie wearing behavior.

Carry on.
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I meant it'uncomfortable without the beanie on, and I dont skate the park much, but none of the dudes I skate street with???  wear beanies in the summer.
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wasnt it your excuse before that it was hotter without the beanie than with it?
[close]
Also a reason I wear the beanie, makes more sweat, therefor cools my face down.
this is so fucking stupid, you wouldnt be as hot without the beanie, so no need for as much sweat to cool you down.

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Re: wierd shit only you do
« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2011, 05:12:48 PM »
this is a really good thread idea so i hope it doesn't turn into some beanie discussion.

that ring left over on a plastic bottle after you take off the cap, i always remove it and chew on it.  can't help it.

if i go up stairs i always have to count them. going down doesn't matter though.

**EDIT**

too late  :-\
where is home?

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Re: wierd shit only you do
« Reply #15 on: June 20, 2011, 05:13:36 PM »
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I Wear a beanie in 100 degree weather, it's more comfortable.
Sometimes I bring books or mags to skate spots.
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Yea, you're the only one who does that.
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I have tried not to, but I cant, it's very uncomfortable.
[close]

You're contradicting yourself just a wee bit, no?

The point he was making was that there are 15 dorks at most every skatepark doing the same shit.?????  Therefore, you should have thought before posting.?????  Unless of coarse you think you are truly unique with your rebellious beanie wearing behavior.

Carry on.
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I meant it'uncomfortable without the beanie on, and I dont skate the park much, but none of the dudes I skate street with????  wear beanies in the summer.
[close]
wasnt it your excuse before that it was hotter without the beanie than with it?
[close]
Also a reason I wear the beanie, makes more sweat, therefor cools my face down.
[close]
this is so fucking stupid, you wouldnt be as hot without the beanie, so no need for as much sweat to cool you down.
It's been above 95 degrees everyday this ? June.

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Re: wierd shit only you do
« Reply #16 on: June 20, 2011, 05:16:48 PM »
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I Wear a beanie in 100 degree weather, it's more comfortable.
Sometimes I bring books or mags to skate spots.
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Yea, you're the only one who does that.
[close]
I have tried not to, but I cant, it's very uncomfortable.
[close]

You're contradicting yourself just a wee bit, no?

The point he was making was that there are 15 dorks at most every skatepark doing the same shit.?????  Therefore, you should have thought before posting.?????  Unless of coarse you think you are truly unique with your rebellious beanie wearing behavior.

Carry on.
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I meant it'uncomfortable without the beanie on, and I dont skate the park much, but none of the dudes I skate street with????  wear beanies in the summer.
[close]
wasnt it your excuse before that it was hotter without the beanie than with it?
[close]
Also a reason I wear the beanie, makes more sweat, therefor cools my face down.
[close]
this is so fucking stupid, you wouldnt be as hot without the beanie, so no need for as much sweat to cool you down.
[close]
It's been above 95 degrees everyday this ? June.
But sweating more than you would without a beanie causes the air around your face to become more humid, which in turn doesn't allow the sweat to evaporate and cool your body off.  It's not the sweat that cools your body down, it's the sweat evaporating.  Just saying.

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Re: wierd shit only you do
« Reply #17 on: June 20, 2011, 05:18:55 PM »
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I Wear a beanie in 100 degree weather, it's more comfortable.
Sometimes I bring books or mags to skate spots.
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Yea, you're the only one who does that.
[close]
I have tried not to, but I cant, it's very uncomfortable.
[close]

You're contradicting yourself just a wee bit, no?

The point he was making was that there are 15 dorks at most every skatepark doing the same shit.?????� Therefore, you should have thought before posting.?????� Unless of coarse you think you are truly unique with your rebellious beanie wearing behavior.

Carry on.
[close]
I meant it'uncomfortable without the beanie on, and I dont skate the park much, but none of the dudes I skate street with????� wear beanies in the summer.
[close]
wasnt it your excuse before that it was hotter without the beanie than with it?
[close]
Also a reason I wear the beanie, makes more sweat, therefor cools my face down.
[close]
this is so fucking stupid, you wouldnt be as hot without the beanie, so no need for as much sweat to cool you down.
[close]
It's been above 95 degrees everyday this ?�June.
Okay, just to settle this, there are 15 dorks like you wearing their beanies in the summer heat in every skate area across America and beyond.

Your challenge for tonight, is to come up with something weird that only you do.  Find a new hobby, tick, or compulsion, but this time, try too be original.

Also, weird is spelled wrong in the thread title.
I'm posting from my blackberry wtf?!?!?

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Re: wierd shit only you do
« Reply #18 on: June 20, 2011, 05:23:11 PM »
this is a really good thread idea so i hope it doesn't turn into some beanie discussion.

that ring left over on a plastic bottle after you take off the cap, i always remove it and chew on it.� can't help it.

if i go up stairs i always have to count them. going down doesn't matter though.

**EDIT**

too late� :-\

Seriously man, this shit got hijacked fast :(

Another one for me is that i find it way more easy to draw and paint when i've got a beverage ready, wether its beer or coffee, i have to grab something before drawing.

Come to think of it, when planning to eat and watch a movie/skate vids i cant start eating before the video starts.
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Re: weird shit only you do
« Reply #19 on: June 20, 2011, 05:24:18 PM »
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Re: wierd shit only you do
« Reply #20 on: June 20, 2011, 05:26:03 PM »
I'll occasionally ignore phone calls to hang out with people and just sit at home with my dog and play fallout
I have to have some caffeinated drink whenever I come home or I'll just like pass out.

Oh and I don't understand how wearing a beanie could possibly be more comfortable than not wearing one.

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« Reply #21 on: June 20, 2011, 05:34:36 PM »
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I Wear a beanie in 100 degree weather, it's more comfortable.
Sometimes I bring DILDOS to skate spots.
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Yea, you're the only one who does that.
[close]
I have tried not to, but I cant, it's very uncomfortable.
[close]

You're contradicting yourself just a wee bit, no?

The point he was making was that there are 15 dorks at most every skatepark doing the same shit.?????� Therefore, you should have thought before posting.?????� Unless of coarse you think you are truly unique with your rebellious beanie wearing behavior.

Carry on.
[close]
I meant it'uncomfortable without the beanie on, and I dont skate the park much, but none of the dudes I skate street with????� wear beanies in the summer.
[close]
wasnt it your excuse before that it was hotter without the beanie than with it?
[close]
Also a reason I wear the beanie, makes more sweat, therefor cools my face down.
[close]
this is so fucking stupid, you wouldnt be as hot without the beanie, so no need for as much sweat to cool you down.
[close]
It's been above 95 degrees everyday this ?�June.
[close]
Okay, just to settle this, there are 15 dorks like you wearing their beanies in the summer heat in every skate area across America and beyond.

Your challenge for tonight, is to come up with something weird that only you do.  Find a new hobby, tick, or compulsion, but this time, try too be original.

Also, weird is spelled wrong in the thread title.


So this thread is about beanies in the heat now? RAD! I wear a fucking Ushanka when it's 110 out. The sweat cools my face and shit.


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Re: weird shit only you do
« Reply #22 on: June 20, 2011, 05:41:16 PM »
i use my sister's laptop to jerk off (mine is to slow)

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Re: weird shit only you do
« Reply #23 on: June 20, 2011, 05:52:11 PM »
I take a lot of pictures of stuff like shoes and decks before I skate them. I'm also a bit of a hoarder.
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Re: weird shit only you do
« Reply #24 on: June 20, 2011, 05:54:20 PM »
Kids wearing beanies in the summer are the worst.

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Re: weird shit only you do
« Reply #25 on: June 20, 2011, 05:59:46 PM »
Kids wearing beanies in the summer are the worst.


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Re: weird shit only you do
« Reply #26 on: June 20, 2011, 06:01:06 PM »
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Re: weird shit only you do
« Reply #27 on: June 20, 2011, 06:20:06 PM »
According to this other thread there's this one thing I do that nobody else does...
Anyway I'm the only person I know who can stand taking bong rips with weed + tobacco, which is terrible for me, nothing to brag about, but just a weird thing about me. I like it for some reason, others hate it
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Re: weird shit only you do
« Reply #28 on: June 20, 2011, 06:20:27 PM »
i like to pick my nose and rub it on my pants...
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« Reply #29 on: June 20, 2011, 06:28:43 PM »
According to this other thread there's this one thing I do that nobody else does...
Anyway I'm the only person I know who can stand taking bong rips with weed + tobacco, which is terrible for me, nothing to brag about, but just a weird thing about me. I like it for some reason, others hate it

I smoke cigs without the filter.