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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1950 on: May 01, 2017, 01:05:53 PM »
what does the term "fucking a" mean? is it fucking Ass? if it is, why would you censor ass when you just said fucking? is it actually "fuckin eh?" and originated in canada?

it makes no sense to me and i think its a stupid expression.

is it not a grade reference? like thats so good its a fucking A! i could be way off but thats what i always assumed

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« Reply #1951 on: May 01, 2017, 01:38:55 PM »
what does the term "fucking a" mean? is it fucking Ass? if it is, why would you censor ass when you just said fucking? is it actually "fuckin eh?" and originated in canada?

it makes no sense to me and i think its a stupid expression.

is it not a grade reference? like thats so good its a fucking A! i could be way off but thats what i always assumed


maybe, but hear it just as often in a negative connotation. like "fuckin a! my truck wont start." or "the raccoons got in my trash again, fuckin a!"

those are both pretty hillbilly references, so maybe its just hillbilly slang and doesnt make sense.

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« Reply #1952 on: May 01, 2017, 01:41:23 PM »
Gotcha ight im just gonna continue to eat my ice cream and watch futurama, have fun trying to prove to others you are funny

EDIT: hahahahahah wait are you my kooker? I think you have your username hidden in threads and i always noticed i get kooked whenever that happens. Lol you made such a big deal when you thought i was your kooker. Holy shit lol god damn you're pathetic. This is fucking gold now
snowflake logic - only one person here could possibly dislike my comments! now i'm pondering why do libtards like yourself love randomly accusing people?� did you vote for trump? YOU'RE A NAZI! did you just make a joke about obama?� YOU'RE RACIST!!...let me paint a picture for you tobey boy

you're at the skatepark, and you just landed a trick you've been working on all week. "alright fellas, i'm going to leave on a good note. bye yall" you say to your little 15 yr old sk8er friends. you head home feeling pretty good. you still have a lot of energy, because you're psyched on that hella dope new trick you just landed, so you decide to do some reps on your bench. you take off your shirt, and look in the mirror...you see your sweaty bulging pecs glistening in that perfect lighting in your parents' basement, and you start feeling really good about yourself. "LET'S FUCKING DO THIS!!!" you scream to yourself. you get on tinder, and swipe right on every girl. you get a message from a cute one. you see she's wearing a FUCK TRUMP shirt, and you get really excited. you check her bio, it says " i like sk8rs, i like to netflix n chill, fuck trump, i like to watch movies, 3 + 4 is 8, lol jk it's 7".� wow, this girl is perfect, and she is fucking hilarious too! you start chatting, and she agrees to meet up with you. one hour later you two are fucking. she says she had a great time, and wants to hang out again next week. you're so stoked. more stoked than you were on that new trick. you really think this girl is perfect. you drive over to your hillbilly town's walmart, and find yourself in the jewelry section looking at rings. a whole hour passes before you realize ...whoa tobey, what are we doing? we just met this girl today. this is crazy. i better just go home. as you are nearing your house you see 2 cop cars in your driveway. you get worried and think to yourself OH NO! PLEASE LET MOM AND DAD BE OK! you walk up to the officers and say "what's going on here?" then you look behind your back, and� quickly whisper fuckin pigs, i fuckin hate cops, sk8 or die. "are my parents OK??" "what's your name sk8r punk?" the cop asks. you whisper "tobey". "well, tobey we're here because you're suspected of rape". you are taken to jail. it turns out that perfect girl was actually a feminist that was mentally off. she really believes ALL MEN ARE EVIL. her goal was to go on tinder, and frame a guy for rape. right after you fucked, she went to the police station, and then the hospital. they have your DNA dude. when you enter the courtroom you look at the jury.......all 12 people look like lena dunham, even the one 60 year old man. they are just glaring at you. in the back of their heads they remember that news story about daniel holtzclaw. the cop that got multiple life sentences for rape. they look at you and see a slight resemblance, but can't make the connection. they just think that's the face of a rapist! GUILTY! you do 8 freakin years man. you are beaten, and raped numerous times over those 8 years like andy dufresne. you didn't rape anyone. you did nothing wrong. she just randomly called you a rapist man. you finally get out. you get on the ol' slap board, and the third post you read is a joke involving obama. do you call that guy racist?

What in the fucking shit are you talking about?

Secondly, you actually thought of all of that, wrote it down, it still sounded like a normal, coherent argument to you?

I wouldn't ask if I knew the answer.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1953 on: May 01, 2017, 01:50:00 PM »
^ I didn't even read it (probably never will) and i still know its stupid

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« Reply #1954 on: May 01, 2017, 02:10:56 PM »
Gotcha ight im just gonna continue to eat my ice cream and watch futurama, have fun trying to prove to others you are funny

EDIT: hahahahahah wait are you my kooker? I think you have your username hidden in threads and i always noticed i get kooked whenever that happens. Lol you made such a big deal when you thought i was your kooker. Holy shit lol god damn you're pathetic. This is fucking gold now
snowflake logic - only one person here could possibly dislike my comments! now i'm pondering why do libtards like yourself love randomly accusing people?� did you vote for trump? YOU'RE A NAZI! did you just make a joke about obama?� YOU'RE RACIST!!...let me paint a picture for you tobey boy

you're at the skatepark, and you just landed a trick you've been working on all week. "alright fellas, i'm going to leave on a good note. bye yall" you say to your little 15 yr old sk8er friends. you head home feeling pretty good. you still have a lot of energy, because you're psyched on that hella dope new trick you just landed, so you decide to do some reps on your bench. you take off your shirt, and look in the mirror...you see your sweaty bulging pecs glistening in that perfect lighting in your parents' basement, and you start feeling really good about yourself. "LET'S FUCKING DO THIS!!!" you scream to yourself. you get on tinder, and swipe right on every girl. you get a message from a cute one. you see she's wearing a FUCK TRUMP shirt, and you get really excited. you check her bio, it says " i like sk8rs, i like to netflix n chill, fuck trump, i like to watch movies, 3 + 4 is 8, lol jk it's 7".� wow, this girl is perfect, and she is fucking hilarious too! you start chatting, and she agrees to meet up with you. one hour later you two are fucking. she says she had a great time, and wants to hang out again next week. you're so stoked. more stoked than you were on that new trick. you really think this girl is perfect. you drive over to your hillbilly town's walmart, and find yourself in the jewelry section looking at rings. a whole hour passes before you realize ...whoa tobey, what are we doing? we just met this girl today. this is crazy. i better just go home. as you are nearing your house you see 2 cop cars in your driveway. you get worried and think to yourself OH NO! PLEASE LET MOM AND DAD BE OK! you walk up to the officers and say "what's going on here?" then you look behind your back, and� quickly whisper fuckin pigs, i fuckin hate cops, sk8 or die. "are my parents OK??" "what's your name sk8r punk?" the cop asks. you whisper "tobey". "well, tobey we're here because you're suspected of rape". you are taken to jail. it turns out that perfect girl was actually a feminist that was mentally off. she really believes ALL MEN ARE EVIL. her goal was to go on tinder, and frame a guy for rape. right after you fucked, she went to the police station, and then the hospital. they have your DNA dude. when you enter the courtroom you look at the jury.......all 12 people look like lena dunham, even the one 60 year old man. they are just glaring at you. in the back of their heads they remember that news story about daniel holtzclaw. the cop that got multiple life sentences for rape. they look at you and see a slight resemblance, but can't make the connection. they just think that's the face of a rapist! GUILTY! you do 8 freakin years man. you are beaten, and raped numerous times over those 8 years like andy dufresne. you didn't rape anyone. you did nothing wrong. she just randomly called you a rapist man. you finally get out. you get on the ol' slap board, and the third post you read is a joke involving obama. do you call that guy racist?

What in the fucking shit are you talking about?

Secondly, you actually thought of all of that, wrote it down, it still sounded like a normal, coherent argument to you?

I wouldn't ask if I knew the answer.
moral of the dumb exaggerated story is to stop randomly accusing people of shit. maybe karma will bite him in the ass one day and he could be known as a rapist if a crazy woman randomly labeled him as one, even though he is not one

it was a throwback to a previous comment he cried over a long time ago when i sarcastically went over the top (obvious to everyone, but him) accusing him of kooking me, and  somehow he took it serious, i guess because he is just sort of dim
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1955 on: May 01, 2017, 10:00:28 PM »
joquim's accent, where does it come from, how does he justify it at 38 and will he ever stop running it? does he somehow avoid all black people or do they not call him on it? when flip dogg went to kahlid's house kahlid's mom asked if he was creole. does quim have to go through that daily? case in point: end of this vid.


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1956 on: May 01, 2017, 10:11:04 PM »
haha crazy good post, wallie

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1957 on: May 02, 2017, 10:12:01 AM »
pros and cons of shaving my pubes
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1958 on: May 02, 2017, 05:52:29 PM »
pros and cons of shaving my pubes

Personally, I don't even run a razor through my pubes -- or anywhere else, for that reason. But every once in a while, I cut them all off with machine or scissors. It's not something you should do on the reg (unlike getting faded), but it's a nice way to keep fresh in hot days.

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« Reply #1959 on: May 02, 2017, 08:21:11 PM »
People don't know how to act during an earthquake, a 6.4 hit Alaska recently and the footage is so casual like the ground isn't moving. Get under a desk or something damn!

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« Reply #1960 on: May 02, 2017, 11:51:04 PM »
pros and cons of shaving my pubes

Personally, I don't even run a razor through my pubes -- or anywhere else, for that reason. But every once in a while, I cut them all off with machine or scissors. It's not something you should do on the reg (unlike getting faded), but it's a nice way to keep fresh in hot days.

I back that! scissor trims are the way! shaving is more itchy and uncomfortable than its worth and you end up with gross red spots n shit, take athem scissors and cut right down and youre all good

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1961 on: May 03, 2017, 01:32:51 AM »
pros and cons of shaving my pubes

Personally, I don't even run a razor through my pubes -- or anywhere else, for that reason. But every once in a while, I cut them all off with machine or scissors. It's not something you should do on the reg (unlike getting faded), but it's a nice way to keep fresh in hot days.

I back that! scissor trims are the way! shaving is more itchy and uncomfortable than its worth and you end up with gross red spots n shit, take athem scissors and cut right down and youre all good

I usually just shave my balls and shaft with a Gillette Fusion. My pubes are longer than ever...3-4" and are starting to hurt when the hairs curl. I did contemplate using scissors, but I have a semi-irrational fear of cutting my penis and/or scrotum. I think I might try using clippers.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1962 on: May 03, 2017, 04:08:56 AM »
pros and cons of shaving my pubes

Personally, I don't even run a razor through my pubes -- or anywhere else, for that reason. But every once in a while, I cut them all off with machine or scissors. It's not something you should do on the reg (unlike getting faded), but it's a nice way to keep fresh in hot days.

I back that! scissor trims are the way! shaving is more itchy and uncomfortable than its worth and you end up with gross red spots n shit, take athem scissors and cut right down and youre all good

I usually just shave my balls and shaft with a Gillette Fusion. My pubes are longer than ever...3-4" and are starting to hurt when the hairs curl. I did contemplate using scissors, but I have a semi-irrational fear of cutting my penis and/or scrotum. I think I might try using clippers.

weird, im the same but opposite, the thought of clippers on my nards freaks me out

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« Reply #1963 on: May 03, 2017, 11:22:26 AM »
Sometimes I think about visiting the Santo Daime place and seeing what's up with their magical tea. There's a center in my area, past the Hare Krishna farm/compound, which is in the middle of nowhere. Drinking ayahuasca is legal in Brazil if you have a religious reason to do so. What sucks is having to deal with religion, and all of the Daimists I've met were pretty weird as a whole.

Dad travelled to their church in the mountain, which according to him was completely formal and serious and generally upstanding, drank the tea, puked it all and nearly fell off his wheelchair. He was very impressed by the experience, said he saw so many lights and that his soul left his body, and that he "felt the divine". I wonder how it feels like, but I'm worried about not "coming back". Dad didn't go back to the place because he's not religious in the least, but came back exactly the same as he was... but I'm as scared of psychedelic stuff as I am curious.

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« Reply #1964 on: May 04, 2017, 05:33:57 AM »
Sometimes I think about visiting the Santo Daime place and seeing what's up with their magical tea. There's a center in my area, past the Hare Krishna farm/compound, which is in the middle of nowhere. Drinking ayahuasca is legal in Brazil if you have a religious reason to do so.
You can probably buy something from them, if they're anything like the ones in America. If you're going for the ayahuasca, good luck.
i was not vaccinated as a child and i turned out fine.

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« Reply #1965 on: May 04, 2017, 10:20:36 AM »
If Slap is still relevant.

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« Reply #1966 on: May 04, 2017, 10:35:33 AM »
pros and cons of shaving my pubes
Dawg you hit the your legs and top with a #2, razor shave the shaft and balls, bam, pornstar dick.

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« Reply #1967 on: May 04, 2017, 10:42:51 AM »
Sometimes I think about visiting the Santo Daime place and seeing what's up with their magical tea. There's a center in my area, past the Hare Krishna farm/compound, which is in the middle of nowhere. Drinking ayahuasca is legal in Brazil if you have a religious reason to do so. What sucks is having to deal with religion, and all of the Daimists I've met were pretty weird as a whole.

Dad travelled to their church in the mountain, which according to him was completely formal and serious and generally upstanding, drank the tea, puked it all and nearly fell off his wheelchair. He was very impressed by the experience, said he saw so many lights and that his soul left his body, and that he "felt the divine". I wonder how it feels like, but I'm worried about not "coming back". Dad didn't go back to the place because he's not religious in the least, but came back exactly the same as he was... but I'm as scared of psychedelic stuff as I am curious.
Yeah you can make that shit shit yourself if you don't want to pay some bullshit shaman to moan over you while you trip balls.

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« Reply #1968 on: May 04, 2017, 11:50:48 AM »
Sometimes I think about visiting the Santo Daime place and seeing what's up with their magical tea. There's a center in my area, past the Hare Krishna farm/compound, which is in the middle of nowhere. Drinking ayahuasca is legal in Brazil if you have a religious reason to do so. What sucks is having to deal with religion, and all of the Daimists I've met were pretty weird as a whole.

Dad travelled to their church in the mountain, which according to him was completely formal and serious and generally upstanding, drank the tea, puked it all and nearly fell off his wheelchair. He was very impressed by the experience, said he saw so many lights and that his soul left his body, and that he "felt the divine". I wonder how it feels like, but I'm worried about not "coming back". Dad didn't go back to the place because he's not religious in the least, but came back exactly the same as he was... but I'm as scared of psychedelic stuff as I am curious.
Yeah you can make that shit shit yourself if you don't want to pay some bullshit shaman to moan over you while you trip balls.

It's worse than that, they are super Christian, only an offshoot that allows you to get high on tree vines. So they chant hymns about how they drink the Daime (which means "give me") and how they're not afraid of doing it because it shows them the light. They wear costumes and sheriff stars and feast on fruit after they're done. Trying to do it myself would probably be like entering VHS-tape-tea territory... and that never ends well.

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« Reply #1969 on: May 04, 2017, 11:59:10 AM »
Just find a nice place in the jungle and pour it yourself. Shroom trips maybe killed a few brain cells but my perspectives on life and people changed for the better, probably the same with ayahuasca. They aren't doing it for no reason.

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« Reply #1970 on: May 05, 2017, 11:51:55 AM »
What's up with bald dudes who can grow full awesome beards?  It's a huge trend in DC.  Like you can grow hair but it stops at your ears?  My family has no baldness so I do not understand. 

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« Reply #1971 on: May 05, 2017, 12:09:32 PM »
What's up with bald dudes who can grow full awesome beards?  It's a huge trend in DC.  Like you can grow hair but it stops at your ears?  My family has no baldness so I do not understand. 

Truthfully this shit weirds me out but I think it's because they don't wanna look like a cancer patient and/or to rock what hair they can.

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« Reply #1972 on: May 05, 2017, 12:34:27 PM »
What's up with bald dudes who can grow full awesome beards?  It's a huge trend in DC.  Like you can grow hair but it stops at your ears?  My family has no baldness so I do not understand. 
It has to do with DHT, it makes hair on top of your head fall out but makes it grow everywhere else

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« Reply #1973 on: May 05, 2017, 02:27:25 PM »
What's up with bald dudes who can grow full awesome beards?  It's a huge trend in DC.  Like you can grow hair but it stops at your ears?  My family has no baldness so I do not understand. 
It has to do with DHT, it makes hair on top of your head fall out but makes it grow everywhere else
Yep, this is why I and all the other guys (presumably) rock this look: my hair is thinning on the crown of my head and rather than let it thin out, I shave my head, but my beard comes in quite full so I go with that because I look way too thin/sickly without it.

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Dawg you hit the your legs and top with a #2, razor shave the shaft and balls, bam, pornstar dick.

This is my routine, keep all of it clean, then shave the balls and shaft in the shower.



Also, regarding the etymology of "fucking a"
https://stronglang.wordpress.com/2015/11/13/what-the-fuck-is-the-a-in-fucking-a/
Whoever said it was related to A-grade was most correct.


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« Reply #1974 on: May 05, 2017, 04:54:50 PM »
^
I always shave my shaft and balls. The pubes above my dick are getting longer, curvier and it hurt. My hair is starting to thin out so I'm starting to wonder if it's DHT-related.
i was not vaccinated as a child and i turned out fine.

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« Reply #1975 on: May 05, 2017, 04:59:49 PM »
i learned about this as a young man, the singer for crystal myth 'francis' was abouit to quit rock n roll to join a convent or man=nunnery or whatever and he pulled on his beard til it was 6 inches longer but the hair from his head went 6 inches shorter. coincidence? i think not.

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« Reply #1976 on: May 06, 2017, 12:12:37 AM »




Also, regarding the etymology of "fucking a"
https://stronglang.wordpress.com/2015/11/13/what-the-fuck-is-the-a-in-fucking-a/
Whoever said it was related to A-grade was most correct.

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« Reply #1977 on: May 17, 2017, 09:35:45 AM »
Maybe a bit of schadenfreude here, but wow Trump is not doing well... are people still backing him?

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« Reply #1978 on: May 17, 2017, 09:36:57 AM »
Maybe a bit of schadenfreude here, but wow Trump is not doing well... are people still backing him?
Ann Coulter stopped, for whatever that's worth.
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« Reply #1979 on: May 17, 2017, 10:08:47 AM »
Maybe a bit of schadenfreude here, but wow Trump is not doing well... are people still backing him?
Ann Coulter stopped, for whatever that's worth.

most people who think logically, practically and compassionately have stopped. but theres still loads of people who would still back trump even if he decided to put all minorites in concentration camps and start a war with every single country on earth. i think the only way they would stop would be if he actually took away all the guns. ive said it before, a lot of people just pick a team (rep or dem) and root for them like they would in sports. they dont give a shit what happens as long as their team wins.