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« Reply #2850 on: September 19, 2018, 08:40:31 AM »
one time me and my junkie gf were watching the news about a catholic church payout to molestation victims and i goes 'why couldn't i have gotten molested by a priest?' and she goes 'me too'.
now i've got a new dream.
i wish a billionaire would false accuse me of pederasty so i can sue.

They would evaluate the impact that the accusation had on your life, see that it affected your earning potential a fat fucking zero percent, and order you to pay the billionaire's legal fees. Then he'd run you over in his electric car in front of the courthouse and not even get a ticket.

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« Reply #2851 on: September 19, 2018, 04:33:10 PM »
What kind of drugs does Nicolas Cage do?

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« Reply #2852 on: September 19, 2018, 09:18:14 PM »
What kind of drugs does Nicolas Cage do?
On a similar note, is there a way to make pluralized words even more plural?

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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« Reply #2853 on: September 19, 2018, 09:48:38 PM »
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On a similar note, is there a way to make pluralized words even more plural?
Add, “a shitload of,” before the plural noun.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2854 on: September 21, 2018, 08:10:41 AM »
is steve olson the world's most interesting man?

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« Reply #2855 on: September 25, 2018, 10:06:16 PM »
I’m about to piss on a pay phone in a BART station. Fuck it.

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« Reply #2856 on: September 26, 2018, 08:52:02 PM »
Whats the difference in saying "black lives matter" and "all lives matter"? why do people get offended when others say that all lives matter?

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« Reply #2857 on: September 27, 2018, 05:06:22 AM »
Whats the difference in saying "black lives matter" and "all lives matter"? why do people get offended when others say that all lives matter?

the people who insist on saying "all lives matter" are the same people who get upset when people say "happy holidays" instead of "merry christmas" in december.

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« Reply #2858 on: September 27, 2018, 05:31:13 AM »
Whats the difference in saying "black lives matter" and "all lives matter"? why do people get offended when others say that all lives matter?
If you're over 10 and have to ask this you'll probably never understand.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2859 on: September 27, 2018, 05:32:53 AM »
where that ttching! guy went
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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« Reply #2860 on: September 27, 2018, 01:33:35 PM »
Ive broken through past the point of not giving a single fuck about anything in the skate industry or any kind of branding. What happens now?

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« Reply #2861 on: September 27, 2018, 01:41:01 PM »
Ive broken through past the point of not giving a single fuck about anything in the skate industry or any kind of branding. What happens now?

Go skate and be happy

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« Reply #2862 on: October 02, 2018, 01:11:21 AM »
Why is it so much easier to tell what you don't like than what you do like?

Or is it just me? And does this affect the way you see the worlds and how you see it?


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« Reply #2863 on: October 02, 2018, 05:30:05 AM »
Why is it so much easier to tell what you don't like than what you do like?

Or is it just me? And does this affect the way you see the worlds and how you see it?

when someone asks me what music i like i say what i dont like instead, always easier.

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« Reply #2864 on: October 02, 2018, 08:24:02 AM »
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Or is it just me? And does this affect the way you see the worlds and how you see it?
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when someone asks me what music i like i say what i dont like instead, always easier.

thats what i do too. i wont shut up if i start talking about what i do like.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2865 on: October 04, 2018, 02:10:20 PM »
If cats have a good sense of smell, why do they always come in and want to hang with you when you’re taking a shit?

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« Reply #2866 on: October 04, 2018, 03:20:51 PM »
If cats have a good sense of smell, why do they always come in and want to hang with you when you’re taking a shit?

From my experience, cats don't have a good sense of smell.

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« Reply #2867 on: October 05, 2018, 01:50:35 AM »
what is life

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2869 on: October 05, 2018, 05:45:49 AM »
If cats have a good sense of smell, why do they always come in and want to hang with you when you’re taking a shit?
Because of their instinct to protect their family in vulnerable situations.

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« Reply #2870 on: October 05, 2018, 06:43:29 AM »
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From my experience, cats don't have a good sense of smell.

I think dogs get the nose/ears and cats get the eyes.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2871 on: October 05, 2018, 07:03:45 AM »
And purring.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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« Reply #2872 on: October 05, 2018, 07:53:53 AM »
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If cats have a good sense of smell, why do they always come in and want to hang with you when you’re taking a shit?
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From my experience, cats don't have a good sense of smell.
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I think dogs get the nose/ears and cats get the eyes.

cats deff have a sensitive nose, maybe not as much as a dog, i thought this was interesting when i googled cat noses..

"Cats have “nose prints,” and no two cats’ nose prints are the same"

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« Reply #2873 on: October 05, 2018, 07:56:12 AM »
If cats have a good sense of smell, why do they always come in and want to hang with you when you’re taking a shit?

Because they're trying to figure out why you're dropping a deuce in their porcelain water chalice, when they know damn well you know where the litter box is.

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« Reply #2874 on: October 06, 2018, 01:02:47 AM »
who was the first guy to be like 'im gonna rub a candle on this wall so i can slide my skateboard along it'

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2875 on: October 06, 2018, 07:06:49 AM »
John Lucero
I was standing staring at the world, and I still can't see it

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2876 on: October 06, 2018, 08:16:00 AM »
Who the fuck is Joel Mcilroy, why is he pro, who is going to make a shitty thread about it, and why is Mystery still in business?

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« Reply #2877 on: October 06, 2018, 09:40:45 AM »
Mystery is still in business?

Or is it like how Circa is "still in business," as per Adrien Lopez.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2878 on: October 08, 2018, 03:45:47 AM »
 If a couple sits beside you and start acting like 'they should get a room' is it okay to fart them out? 
"I just care about the river, I dont care about your back"

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2879 on: October 08, 2018, 05:44:38 AM »
If a couple sits beside you and start acting like 'they should get a room' is it okay to fart them out? 

absolutely