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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #180 on: August 05, 2011, 01:42:22 PM »
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #181 on: August 05, 2011, 03:06:52 PM »
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #182 on: August 07, 2011, 11:11:03 PM »
I want to change my username ::)

and also if I should make the switch to high trucks.
I know wheelbite is inevitable, but I think it would help some..


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #183 on: August 08, 2011, 09:04:56 AM »
i was reading up about this whole illuminati shit in the music business, then started thinking... is palace involved or taking the piss, theyve got triangles and goats heads etc all over the place

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #184 on: August 08, 2011, 09:10:30 AM »
does danny way place the corpse of the guy he killed in the front see so he can use the car pool lane

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #185 on: August 08, 2011, 11:17:50 AM »
Whats the worse that can happen?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #186 on: August 08, 2011, 11:27:41 AM »
Whats the worse that can happen?

If you can't ever permanently delete your facebook account, why even delete it now? It's still going to be there. Might as well lurk on there and try to pull some ass.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #187 on: August 08, 2011, 11:36:23 AM »
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #188 on: August 08, 2011, 12:06:11 PM »
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Because glue only hardens as it slowly oxidizes when it comes into contact with the air. Dumb question dude.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #189 on: August 08, 2011, 12:34:18 PM »
why would youtube agree to giving me a revenue share even though I am a lurker and have had a ton of copyright issues? haha
(this happened today)


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #190 on: August 08, 2011, 09:18:29 PM »
how does "taking off" your iron boots in a zelda game make it so you can float to the surface, youre still carrying them

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #191 on: August 09, 2011, 12:05:18 AM »
Having a rolled ankle leaving the bar; do I look drunk or injured?
Because you can't kill and idea, and we will not be ruled!

the visuals are also mad visual yo
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #192 on: August 09, 2011, 12:45:40 AM »
Why can't I fall asleep? I've laid down and tried real hard a bunch of times since 12. I think I'm just too sober to sleep.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #193 on: August 09, 2011, 02:13:04 AM »
My brother is 17 today, should I buy him some beer?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #194 on: August 09, 2011, 02:34:41 AM »
why do hot christian girls always try get me to go their church, they know all i want is their ass

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #195 on: August 09, 2011, 07:28:57 AM »
Having a rolled ankle leaving the bar; do I look drunk or injured?

A healthy mix of the two.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #196 on: August 09, 2011, 12:38:35 PM »
My brother is 17 today, should I buy him some beer?

the real question is why wouldnt you?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #197 on: August 09, 2011, 01:17:14 PM »
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #198 on: August 09, 2011, 09:43:23 PM »
What does it mean if a girl requests a picture of your dick, then is "shocked" by it? What happens next?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #199 on: August 09, 2011, 11:11:09 PM »
i dont think i should post this stoned buuuut.. fuggit.
i think it's pretty sweet that dudes get boners. only because verbally asking for a lay is kinda weird for me.. also, reproduction for other species is kinda lame. i mean, who wants to pollenate some chick?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #200 on: August 10, 2011, 12:16:24 AM »
Who wants to pollinate some chick?? Who doesn't? You think a fucking stamen is any different from a human erection? We all have tiny little boners from a universal perspective, you concubine babysitter. It's not awesome to have a boner. It's awesome to fulfill your purpose and die without having to think about it too much.

I'm wafting the aroma of my own scrotum.
Why must I?

Why is Busch the best beer?

Why do I mosey on down to the gym in my apartment complex at four in the morning and do drunk pull ups while my dog playfully nips at my heels? I'm laughing hysterically at yesterday's evening news, latissimus dorsi inflamed, canine companion working on his vertical.

Why is there a marginally attractive jewess drunkenly leaning on a bashful italian guy on the rim of the hot tub?
Why does she squeal: "Hey it's that guy!" when I stumble out of the gym, my dog growling like that kid with Down's Syndrome who tryed to force you into the gap between two vending machines in middle school. "Imma bite ya weina!" he said. I would only fuck her in the ass.

Why is pesto so crucially delightful?

Why have I been arrested and detained four times without having wronged societal beings physically or emotionally?

Why am I asking questions?

Would humanity have been better off without the development of language?

Why is it easier to become enamored with a woman who treats you like trash? Am I a vain person for asking that question?

How do blind people know when they are done wiping?




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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #201 on: August 10, 2011, 12:22:43 AM »
If Pinocchio says "my nose will grow right now", what happens?
Because you can't kill and idea, and we will not be ruled!

the visuals are also mad visual yo
FTW

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #202 on: August 11, 2011, 02:06:23 PM »
Is Kevin Coakley's song in Make Friends with the Colour Blue sung by the pedo grandpa from Family Guy? My best example is at 3:05



edit: i cant embed a video on here to save my life

i guess i can
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #203 on: August 13, 2011, 11:00:50 AM »
I've pondered many things so far today.

Why is P-rod in the Dew Games if Lutzka had to be released from Street League to 'dew' them.

Iron Man 2, watched this last night.  Why was Terrence Howard replaced by Don Cheadle?  And could Scarlett Johansson have been any hotter in that movie?

If you are on the Space Station for 5 or more months, not getting laid, what are they doing for you?  Do they have some Virtual Reality going on for your sex needs?  Deep space fleshlights, or just your standard earthly internet porn?

That'll do for now.


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #204 on: August 13, 2011, 11:15:39 AM »
I've pondered many things so far today.

Why is P-rod in the Dew Games if Lutzka had to be released from Street League to 'dew' them.

Iron Man 2, watched this last night.  Why was Terrence Howard replaced by Don Cheadle?  And could Scarlett Johansson have been any hotter in that movie?

If you are on the Space Station for 5 or more months, not getting laid, what are they doing for you?  Do they have some Virtual Reality going on for your sex needs?  Deep space fleshlights, or just your standard earthly internet porn?

That'll do for now.



he is sponsored by mountain dew so its probably in his contract

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #205 on: August 13, 2011, 11:59:06 AM »
i wonder if The illusion has ever weezed the juice
This armor plating is going to get a little more diesel.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #206 on: August 13, 2011, 02:07:19 PM »
Why do I mosey on down to the gym in my apartment complex at four in the morning and do drunk pull ups while my dog playfully nips at my heels? I'm laughing hysterically at yesterday's evening news, latissimus dorsi inflamed, canine companion working on his vertical.

is there money involved? that would be a reason to do it.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #207 on: August 13, 2011, 02:25:18 PM »
Did pops have anything in his cargo pocket during that one line in Photo?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #208 on: August 15, 2011, 10:20:28 AM »
what ever happened to neckface covering his face?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #209 on: August 15, 2011, 01:31:59 PM »
I pondered how I would want to die - and I choose being smothered by Katy Perry's chest pieces.