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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #210 on: August 15, 2011, 03:57:50 PM »
what is the world record for longest anal sex session

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #211 on: August 22, 2011, 09:48:22 AM »
why do most cartoon characters only have 4 fingers?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #212 on: August 22, 2011, 10:21:44 AM »
what is the world record for longest anal sex session
Most presidential terms are like 4-8 years. So, probably that.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #213 on: August 22, 2011, 07:40:37 PM »
why in school are we taught "i before e, except after c" when there are at least eight words that deify thie weird rule

that rule has fucked me more times then anything ive learned about spelling

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #214 on: August 22, 2011, 10:17:20 PM »
Brain Regan had a good bit on the rule in here.  about a minute in

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #215 on: August 22, 2011, 11:48:44 PM »
what does it mean to be?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #216 on: August 23, 2011, 01:50:24 AM »

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #217 on: August 24, 2011, 01:42:10 PM »
Why do people mention something (such as a car) is priced to sell? What the fuck else would it be priced for? To keep?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #218 on: August 26, 2011, 04:11:29 AM »
Is music the cure of a nation or is The Cure the music of a nation.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #219 on: August 26, 2011, 04:17:37 AM »
why do most cartoon characters only have 4 fingers?

its cause its hard to draw 5 fingers , usualy alot easier and looks better to just draw 4 . Or so Ive read in many artist interviews

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #220 on: August 26, 2011, 05:28:22 AM »
yeah but if you are a cartoonist and cant draw one extra finger, then you are clearly in the wrong field

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #221 on: August 26, 2011, 06:28:23 AM »
Go tell that to Matt Groening

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of retarded kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #222 on: August 26, 2011, 06:29:11 AM »
why do most cartoon characters only have 4 fingers?

its cause its hard to draw 5 fingers , usualy alot easier and looks better to just draw 4 . Or so Ive read in many artist interviews

This 4-finger rule is to save money in making the cartoon (and yes easier to draw). And who needs a pinky? Unless you're typing or being fancy.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #223 on: August 26, 2011, 01:45:56 PM »
i thought they mostly didnt do it because realistic cartoons often come off as creepy. having 4 fingers subliminally makes them a bit less human like?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #224 on: September 16, 2011, 07:27:25 AM »
howcome when an iphone screen smashes it normally still works

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #225 on: September 16, 2011, 07:59:49 AM »
How much should you tip for take out?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #226 on: September 16, 2011, 08:31:52 AM »
How much should you tip for take out?
my belief on this is that there is no tip for takeout. I definitely tip for delivery, and if I'm eating in the restaurant since I am being served, which to me justifies some extra money in that persons pocket. But, no service, no tip.
Look I'm not selling anything that doesn't have my jizz on it. I don't care how much is offered.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #227 on: September 16, 2011, 08:37:30 AM »

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #228 on: September 16, 2011, 10:52:11 AM »
why in school are we taught "i before e, except after c" when there are at least eight words that deify thie weird rule

that rule has fucked me more times then anything ive learned about spelling

Actually, it's spelled "defy." At least in the instance you used it here. Though, "deify" is a word. Means making someone or something into a deity. Oh, there's the e before i thing again.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #229 on: September 16, 2011, 11:57:58 AM »
I'm pondering saving up for a van and just drifting around the country, working, climbing and skating. Could be sweet, could suck..

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #230 on: September 16, 2011, 04:36:49 PM »
I really wonder why there isn't a law about having to retake your driver's license test every few years once you hit a certain age. Some old people on the road are just plain scary, even compared to random teenagers on their cell phones.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #231 on: September 16, 2011, 04:38:17 PM »
I'm pondering saving up for a van and just drifting around the country, working, climbing and skating. Could be sweet, could suck..

That's the dream.

Today, I pondered why I can never remember what "philology" means and how exactly it's related to philosophy.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #232 on: September 16, 2011, 06:38:45 PM »
How can I eat so little yesterday, and take such a huge dump this morning?
Because you can't kill and idea, and we will not be ruled!

the visuals are also mad visual yo
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #233 on: September 16, 2011, 06:51:34 PM »
How can I eat so little yesterday, and take such a huge dump this morning?


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #234 on: September 18, 2011, 01:05:03 AM »
Bitch I'm 'bout it 'bout it

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #235 on: September 19, 2011, 01:31:10 PM »
Why doesn't Jeff Kendall skate in these masters events?  I would enjoy seeing him skate the Protec pool party contest.

I mean, he's no Chris Miller or Lance Mountain, but I still liked watching him skate.

Same for Bod Boyle, his part in 'Reason for living' was good.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #236 on: September 19, 2011, 08:49:50 PM »
Why are my balls and penis darker than the rest of my body?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #237 on: September 20, 2011, 01:12:34 AM »
are there any professional athletes with a micro penis

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #238 on: September 20, 2011, 03:08:17 AM »
are there any professional athletes with a micro penis

yep, all of the ones who look strong/take steroids

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #239 on: September 20, 2011, 06:40:37 AM »
I've got a cush job that pays well but I'm not happy. What to do?
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