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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #240 on: September 20, 2011, 08:02:12 AM »
I've got a cush job that pays well but I'm not happy. What to do?
Land another job before you quit.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #241 on: September 20, 2011, 12:29:47 PM »
What happened to beefy band shirts? Everything I've bought in past year or two has been this thin BS that shrinks up a full size after a couple months. I've had some thicker ones going on 5 years.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #242 on: September 20, 2011, 09:41:16 PM »
I've got a cush job that pays well but I'm not happy. What to do?

give it to me
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #243 on: October 15, 2011, 10:36:02 AM »
What the hell is happening here?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #244 on: October 15, 2011, 12:48:46 PM »
It appears a group of women are having their way with a man in Satan's bed.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #245 on: October 15, 2011, 03:57:09 PM »
why do dogs look much cooler without collars on

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #246 on: October 15, 2011, 08:42:31 PM »
Why is it that half my graduating class (2008) has a kid and/or is married?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #247 on: October 15, 2011, 09:01:04 PM »
How do non skaters see the world?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #248 on: October 16, 2011, 01:54:26 PM »
Why wash my hands after I go pee?
My dick is clean - covered in clothes since it was last washed.
But my hands are out in the open - unprotected from the filth and the grime and the germs.

If anything, I should wash my hands before I go pee.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #249 on: October 16, 2011, 02:13:01 PM »
What the hell is happening here?


it's a guy in bed being tortured by naked demon chicks. on the other side of the lp you can see that he's actually on his deathbed and it's all in his head. one of my fave covers ever.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #250 on: October 16, 2011, 08:58:06 PM »
What the hell is happening here?


it's a guy in bed being tortured by naked demon chicks. on the other side of the lp you can see that he's actually on his deathbed and it's all in his head. one of my fave covers ever.
Covers for what/who please.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #251 on: October 16, 2011, 10:24:03 PM »
Black Sabbath's "Sabbath Bloody Sabbath" A few changes were made to make it into a Deathwish shirt/graphic though.




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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #252 on: October 16, 2011, 10:28:53 PM »
Why wash my hands after I go pee?
My dick is clean - covered in  since it was last washed.
But my hands are out in the open - unprotected from the filth and the grime and the germs.

If anything, I should wash my hands before I go pee.


thank you you just blew my fucking mind

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #253 on: October 17, 2011, 09:51:37 AM »
I recently got that Sabbath shirt, its sick.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #254 on: October 17, 2011, 04:52:45 PM »
Today as I was eating a PBJ sandwich I licked some renegade jelly from between my fingers and I wondered if it had any comparison to licking out a girl during her time of the month.

I will never know.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #255 on: October 17, 2011, 06:10:05 PM »
I thought how cool it would be if a shirt would be released with an animated picture of Reda drenched in water shrugging his shoulders with a sad face and the words "mystery water?" above it. Or maybe with a shirt with him choking Todd Jordan. I would buy either one.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #256 on: October 17, 2011, 06:27:06 PM »
Today as I was eating a PBJ sandwich I licked some renegade jelly from between my fingers and I wondered if it had any comparison to licking out a girl during her time of the month.

I will never know.

It's pretty different.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #257 on: October 19, 2011, 08:24:37 PM »
Does PJ Ladd swim?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #258 on: October 19, 2011, 10:27:38 PM »
Since I love fat chicks, would I be the WORST "Curves" employee?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #259 on: October 25, 2011, 11:37:06 AM »
I was thinking sense skateboarding is all popular and stuff and there are all these skateboarding related movies and tv contests, do you guys think that in the future skate videos will be played in movie theaters?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #260 on: October 25, 2011, 12:46:54 PM »
How come sometimes when I piss the pee goes in two directions as if I have two pee holes?

Why is there a sign that says "no parking after dark"? Shouldn't it say "no parking during dark" because the morning, afternoon, and evening are all after dark?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #261 on: October 25, 2011, 01:03:48 PM »
How come sometimes when I piss the pee goes in two directions as if I have two pee holes?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #262 on: October 25, 2011, 01:54:35 PM »
why do white girls make that stupid ass scrunched up face when they take pictures?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #263 on: October 26, 2011, 09:17:29 AM »
How come sometimes when I piss the pee goes in two directions as if I have two pee holes?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #264 on: October 26, 2011, 09:36:45 AM »
Why wash my hands after I go pee?
My dick is clean - covered in clothes since it was last washed.
But my hands are out in the open - unprotected from the filth and the grime and the germs.

If anything, I should wash my hands before I go pee.


You do realize while relieving your bladder there are splatters of pee that splash back up from the toilet/urinal that you happen to be using, correct?  So in fact, I would advise washing your hands afterward haha

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #265 on: October 26, 2011, 02:58:16 PM »
how the fuck hard are you peeing where it splashes back up all over your hands?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #266 on: October 30, 2011, 02:39:51 AM »
How do non skaters see the world?
I ponder this often. Also, how do non skaters handle perpetual boredom?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #267 on: October 30, 2011, 05:49:12 AM »
How do non skaters see the world?
I ponder this often. Also, how do non skaters handle perpetual boredom?
I always wonder how people with no hobbies at all handle life.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #268 on: October 30, 2011, 05:52:57 AM »
How do non skaters see the world?
I ponder this often. Also, how do non skaters handle perpetual boredom?
I always wonder how people with no hobbies at all handle life.

internet, tv and porn help a lot.

also, they are the cause people with no hobbies.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #269 on: October 30, 2011, 09:09:42 AM »