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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #270 on: October 30, 2011, 11:01:47 AM »
Why wash my hands after I go pee?
My dick is clean - covered in clothes since it was last washed.
But my hands are out in the open - unprotected from the filth and the grime and the germs.

If anything, I should wash my hands before I go pee.


i heard someone once say that he doesn't like to pee in the forest because its not possible to wash your hands after, was thinking about the same thing ever since. so true.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #271 on: October 30, 2011, 01:11:47 PM »
Why doesn't Jeff Kendall skate in these masters events?  I would enjoy seeing him skate the Protec pool party contest.

I mean, he's no Chris Miller or Lance Mountain, but I still liked watching him skate.

Same for Bod Boyle, his part in 'Reason for living' was good.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #272 on: October 30, 2011, 05:19:56 PM »

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i heard someone once say that he doesn't like to pee in the forest because its not possible to wash your hands after, was thinking about the same thing ever since. so true.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #273 on: October 31, 2011, 04:46:59 AM »
where did the stereo logo come from?

was watching a film yesterday called Soul Men and noticed that the character played by samuel l jackson has a stereo tattoo on his hand

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #274 on: October 31, 2011, 06:48:15 AM »
where did the stereo logo come from?

was watching a film yesterday called Soul Men and noticed that the character played by samuel l jackson has a stereo tattoo on his hand
The logo is called a spindle.

You can find it printed on plenty of album covers. It's pretty much an adapter that helps play the record on a turn table.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #275 on: October 31, 2011, 08:07:04 AM »
Why wash my hands after I go pee?
My dick is clean - covered in clothes since it was last washed.
But my hands are out in the open - unprotected from the filth and the grime and the germs.

If anything, I should wash my hands before I go pee.


i heard someone once say that he doesn't like to pee in the forest because its not possible to wash your hands after, was thinking about the same thing ever since. so true.
If it isn't a kid, whoever gets piss on his hands is either a fucking idiot or just drunk.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #276 on: October 31, 2011, 09:32:47 AM »
Why wash my hands after I go pee?
My dick is clean - covered in clothes since it was last washed.
But my hands are out in the open - unprotected from the filth and the grime and the germs.

If anything, I should wash my hands before I go pee.


i heard someone once say that he doesn't like to pee in the forest because its not possible to wash your hands after, was thinking about the same thing ever since. so true.
If it isn't a kid, whoever gets piss on his hands is either a fucking idiot or just drunk.

its impossible in the forest, theres no wind and im pretty sure it wont splash back from the grass or tree. and not a kid :D

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #277 on: October 31, 2011, 10:04:34 AM »
Why wash my hands after I go pee?
My dick is clean - covered in clothes since it was last washed.
But my hands are out in the open - unprotected from the filth and the grime and the germs.

If anything, I should wash my hands before I go pee.


i heard someone once say that he doesn't like to pee in the forest because its not possible to wash your hands after, was thinking about the same thing ever since. so true.
If it isn't a kid, whoever gets piss on his hands is either a fucking idiot or just drunk.

its impossible in the forest, theres no wind and im pretty sure it wont splash back from the grass or tree. and not a kid :D


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #278 on: November 01, 2011, 04:34:05 PM »
why do americans write the date like month/day/year and not day/month/year? makes no sense to me what so ever

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #279 on: November 01, 2011, 04:35:15 PM »
why do americans write the date like month/day/year and not day/month/year? makes no sense to me what so ever

exactly. i understand year/month/day, but not the us-way.
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« Reply #280 on: November 01, 2011, 04:53:57 PM »
Possibly because when you say it out loud, you say the month then date then year?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #281 on: November 01, 2011, 04:57:31 PM »
Possibly because when you say it out loud, you say the month then date then year?
We say it like that, they don't!


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #282 on: November 01, 2011, 05:24:20 PM »
Why is it that half my graduating class (2008) has a kid and/or is married?



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #283 on: November 03, 2011, 12:06:54 PM »
Why is it so much harder to walk up an defunct escalator than to walk a normal stair?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #284 on: November 04, 2011, 05:42:02 AM »
Why is it so much harder to walk up an defunct escalator than to walk a normal stair?

very true! equally strange to walk down one. feels like the whole thing shifts as you step onto it.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #285 on: November 04, 2011, 04:01:51 PM »
Does Pat Washington really sometimes get high with the beat? Is Henry Sanchez not a way better rapper than J Casanova?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #286 on: November 04, 2011, 05:10:06 PM »
Why is it so much harder to walk up an defunct escalator than to walk a normal stair?

very true! equally strange to walk down one. feels like the whole thing shifts as you step onto it.

when you are getting on at either end the steps are diferent distances apart, it fucks with me untill about half way then i start preping for the other end.


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #287 on: November 04, 2011, 11:20:23 PM »
Why is it so much harder to walk up an defunct escalator than to walk a normal stair?

very true! equally strange to walk down one. feels like the whole thing shifts as you step onto it.

when you are getting on at either end the steps are diferent distances apart, it fucks with me untill about half way then i start preping for the other end.

Plus escalator steps are like two times the size of regular steps.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #288 on: November 05, 2011, 12:50:51 PM »

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #289 on: November 08, 2011, 12:40:03 PM »
I watched Virtual Reality yesterday.  Why is Tony Ferguson's part so unappealing? 

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #290 on: November 08, 2011, 05:52:27 PM »
Why is it so much harder to walk up an defunct escalator than to walk a normal stair?

very true! equally strange to walk down one. feels like the whole thing shifts as you step onto it.

when you are getting on at either end the steps are diferent distances apart, it fucks with me untill about half way then i start preping for the other end.

Plus escalator steps are like two times the size of regular steps.


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #291 on: November 09, 2011, 06:19:45 PM »
Why do Zombies have to feed ?

Humans can go longer without food then water , shouldnt zombies be after water  instead of food ?

Why dont zombies attack other zombies ?

Why does the war against zombies always go bad ? with the amount of fire power the military and police have it should be pretty easy to win the war ?.  Airstrikes , Attack choppers , Special Forces , Tanks and hummers could just run them over pretty much .


Did I watch too many zombie movies ? and did I miss the point of them ?


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #292 on: November 09, 2011, 07:04:35 PM »
Why do Zombies have to feed ?

Humans can go longer without food then water , shouldnt zombies be after water  instead of food ?

Why dont zombies attack other zombies ?

Why does the war against zombies always go bad ? with the amount of fire power the military and police have it should be pretty easy to win the war ?.  Airstrikes , Attack choppers , Special Forces , Tanks and hummers could just run them over pretty much .


Did I watch too many zombie movies ? and did I miss the point of them ?


zombies are living dead people, being dead and living at the same time hurts, so they eat living people for their endorphins/adrenaline to take the pain away :o
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #293 on: November 09, 2011, 08:37:00 PM »
Why is there no warm water handle on sinks?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #294 on: November 09, 2011, 08:42:44 PM »
Why do Zombies have to feed ?

Humans can go longer without food then water , shouldnt zombies be after water?  instead of food ?

Why dont zombies attack other zombies ?

Why does the war against zombies always go bad ? with the amount of fire power the military and police have it should be pretty easy to win the war ?.?  Airstrikes , Attack choppers , Special Forces , Tanks and hummers could just run them over pretty much .


Did I watch too many zombie movies ? and did I miss the point of them ?
Maybe their bodies change
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Probably because it's a movie/show/novel. I highly doubt we get taken over by zombies so easily unless it was a fast spreading virus.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #295 on: November 09, 2011, 10:31:42 PM »
Why do Zombies have to feed ?

Humans can go longer without food then water , shouldnt zombies be after water  instead of food ?

Why dont zombies attack other zombies ?


straight from the zombies mouth

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #296 on: November 10, 2011, 01:26:16 PM »
its 11.11.11 the coming of a new age ?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #297 on: November 10, 2011, 02:36:28 PM »
Why do Zombies have to feed ?

Humans can go longer without food then water , shouldnt zombies be after water  instead of food ?

Why dont zombies attack other zombies ?

Why does the war against zombies always go bad ? with the amount of fire power the military and police have it should be pretty easy to win the war ?.  Airstrikes , Attack choppers , Special Forces , Tanks and hummers could just run them over pretty much .


Did I watch too many zombie movies ? and did I miss the point of them ?



We would definately win the war easily, we are the top predators and zombies are basically walking targets.

Here's a tip i thought of for when the zombies come, construct a human sized hamster wheel cage in your basements that powers electricity shit using kinetic energy and power it with live zombies, running after bait you've hung. Knowledge.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #298 on: November 13, 2011, 02:40:18 PM »
If I wake up at 4pm, what meal should I eat? Breakfast? Lunch? Straight to dinner?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #299 on: November 14, 2011, 01:57:53 PM »
Since monkeys are so much better in jumping around and shit, if someone would give a monkey a pair of shoes, a board and train  it like nyjah hustons father coached him, would it be a better at skating than omar salazar in like 5 years?