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Monty Burns

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #300 on: November 14, 2011, 03:10:41 PM »
If I wake up at 4pm, what meal should I eat? Breakfast? Lunch? Straight to dinner?

Its a 3 in one meal . Eat the Dinner meal , since its 4pm its dinner time , and since you just woke up dinner is your breakfast , lunch included .

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #301 on: November 16, 2011, 12:48:10 PM »
Where has Guzman been? 

I hope he's been out skateing everyday, and there will be footage soon.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #302 on: November 16, 2011, 01:06:53 PM »
Since monkeys are so much better in jumping around and shit, if someone would give a monkey a pair of shoes, a board and train  it like nyjah hustons father coached him, would it be a better at skating than omar salazar in like 5 years?
Yep.


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #303 on: November 17, 2011, 06:42:34 PM »
What does the Pope do with his time?  My friends and I were talking about this the other day asking things like- Does the Pope drink?,Does he watch sports? Does he jerk it?  Do you think he enjoys the two & a half men tv show?  We looked it up and saw he enjoys beer but Im asking like does he get wasted black out drunk?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #304 on: November 17, 2011, 07:28:20 PM »
What crosses a fat girls mind when she puts on revealing clothes or skinny jeans?

I mean does she think it's sexy to wear short shorts with cottage cheese thunder thighs?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #305 on: November 17, 2011, 09:55:10 PM »
I dont understand how the vagina operates when its under water.

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« Reply #306 on: November 18, 2011, 06:36:25 AM »
It drowns.


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #307 on: November 18, 2011, 07:19:19 AM »
In Toy Machines Brainwash, why did they put the bs flip over that one yellow pole from a bump in Matt Bennets part when it was hilariously obvious that he missed the pole completely. He also did it in one of their trailers, but a bit more over the pole. I like Matt Bennet Though.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #308 on: November 18, 2011, 07:21:50 AM »
In Toy Machines Brainwash, why did they put the bs flip over that one yellow pole from a bump in Matt Bennets part when it was hilariously obvious that he missed the pole completely. He also did it in one of their trailers, but a bit more over the pole. I like Matt Bennet Though.
I assume he was just going for the bump in general, because doing it over the pole is pretty hard from that angle with the electrical box nearly blocking you from clear shot on it.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #309 on: November 18, 2011, 07:28:15 AM »
Since monkeys are so much better in jumping around and shit, if someone would give a monkey a pair of shoes, a board and train  it like nyjah hustons father coached him, would it be a better at skating than omar salazar in like 5 years?
Yep.


looks like Lil wayne is skating with a chimp suit

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #310 on: November 18, 2011, 02:59:57 PM »
What does the Pope do with his time?  My friends and I were talking about this the other day asking things like- Does the Pope drink?,Does he watch sports? Does he jerk it?  Do you think he enjoys the two & a half men tv show?  We looked it up and saw he enjoys beer but Im asking like does he get wasted black out drunk?
The question that's always plagued me is, does the pope shit in the woods?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #311 on: November 18, 2011, 03:28:07 PM »
Why are girls so weird ?   Every time you talk alot with them and try to push something . Or trying to make something happend . They retract and act like they dont want it . But when I dont say anything and leave the girl alone , and dont push at all . They get all needy and do all the pushing and chasing

Its kinda like when you want something you cant have it , but when you say fuck it and dont do any chasing , they start doing the chasing and needing .  Doesnt that contridict eachother ?  how the fuck do ppl get together when its like this ?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #312 on: November 19, 2011, 08:04:39 PM »
My mortality. Wish I could stop thinking about it every fucking day

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #313 on: November 20, 2011, 06:56:56 AM »
Should I step up to 56-57mm wheels or stick with 53mm's...

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #314 on: November 20, 2011, 07:50:50 AM »
Should I step up to 56-57mm wheels or stick with 53mm's...

yes

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #315 on: November 20, 2011, 02:25:57 PM »
Why are girls so weird ?   Every time you talk alot with them and try to push something . Or trying to make something happend . They retract and act like they dont want it . But when I dont say anything and leave the girl alone , and dont push at all . They get all needy and do all the pushing and chasing

Its kinda like when you want something you cant have it , but when you say fuck it and dont do any chasing , they start doing the chasing and needing .  Doesnt that contridict eachother ?  how the fuck do ppl get together when its like this ?

ha i pondered this today too, girls are just flirts, and a lot of them dont really have any hobbies so they just like to fuck with your head.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #316 on: November 20, 2011, 02:57:54 PM »
I wonder how great a difference of taste your poo would have depending on the day. If you ate lots of fruit one day and more meat the other, does it taste different, or does poo just taste like poo?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #317 on: November 20, 2011, 03:09:04 PM »
I wonder how great a difference of taste your poo would have depending on the day. If you ate lots of fruit one day and more meat the other, does it taste different, or does poo just taste like poo?

Hmmmm , the body sucks up all the neutriants , minerals , sugars and so on . So I would assume while the taste would vary . Eating fruits wont make the shit taste like fruit .

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« Reply #318 on: November 20, 2011, 04:38:24 PM »
I'm doing this online contest and it says that the contest ends on the 21st. So does that mean that the 21st is the last day to submit my information or does that mean on the 21st no more submissions will be taken? I feel dumb

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #319 on: November 21, 2011, 07:40:39 AM »
Does drinking "nonalcoholic" beer (0.04%) in large quantities pose a risk for relapse of recovering alcoholics.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #320 on: November 21, 2011, 07:54:57 AM »
If you type "Google" into Google, will you break the internet? I'm too scared. I'm going to try it right now. Ok I just chickened out.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #321 on: November 21, 2011, 08:14:30 AM »
Does drinking "nonalcoholic" beer (0.04%) in large quantities pose a risk for relapse of recovering alcoholics.


prob best to stay away from anything even slightly alcohol related ?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #323 on: November 21, 2011, 10:27:29 AM »
Does drinking "nonalcoholic" beer (0.04%) in large quantities pose a risk for relapse of recovering alcoholics.

Most of the recovering alcoholics I know (more than 5 less than 10),  I know most of them drank/drink non alcoholic beer for the taste.  My old roommate drank a 6 pack one night when we were all drinking saying he needed at least the taste to feel comfortable around all the other drunks.  After the 6 pack he said he actually kind of felt a lil buzz...

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #324 on: November 21, 2011, 12:01:57 PM »
I wonder if anything will happen to these meathead cops beating the shit out of people at the protests.


It's crazy, but I seriously wish there was a real life Batman type to administer 'eye for an eye' type punishment.


Catch that UC Davis fucker, pry his mouth open and fill it with chemicals.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #325 on: November 21, 2011, 12:22:36 PM »
I wonder if anything will happen to these meathead cops beating the shit out of people at the protests.


It's crazy, but I seriously wish there was a real life Batman type to administer 'eye for an eye' type punishment.


Catch that UC Davis fucker, pry his mouth open and fill it with chemicals.
He is on leave. Basically, they know who it is and will fire him. He probably won't get any sort of legal punishment but somebody might beat him up at a bar or something in the future.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #326 on: November 21, 2011, 12:45:41 PM »
Remember the cop in Chicago that beat the shit out of the female bartender for cutting him off, then his buddies trying to intimidate her into not testifying. Wonder whatever happened to that shitbag?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #327 on: November 22, 2011, 07:34:15 AM »
after 10 years of hating it, i suddenly am really into bj?rks music. does that mean that i am finally growing up?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #328 on: November 22, 2011, 07:38:29 AM »
Kinda.

I was a card carrying Radiohead hater for years. Then one day it was just like "this shit is amazing".



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #329 on: November 22, 2011, 07:40:03 AM »
Is it just me or are the bones ATF super slippery when ridden on slightly wet ground?