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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #360 on: December 09, 2011, 08:31:38 AM »
Is it gay to get turned on when a guy cums a lot in porn?
You probably imagined your forthcoming release, so I would say in your case: no; yet in general, there might be some bi-curious potential
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #361 on: December 09, 2011, 09:41:06 AM »
Is it gay to get turned on when a guy cums a lot in porn?

check the kinsey scale http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinsey_scale
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #362 on: December 09, 2011, 12:56:06 PM »
Is it gay to get turned on when a guy cums a lot in porn?

It depends. Is the guy cumming fucking another guy? Because if so, yeah probably.


Corollary to that question--in gay porn, is it over when both guys cum or just when one guy does? Is there a special type of gay porn where the guys cum at the same time?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #363 on: December 09, 2011, 01:20:31 PM »
Some sort of desk job seems to be a large percentage of occupations in movies.
I think office jobs in movies and tv are horribly overrepresented
I guess it's the go to job when the character is supposed to be an average dude.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #364 on: December 09, 2011, 07:27:08 PM »
Is it gay to get turned on when a guy cums a lot in porn?
Corollary to that question--in gay porn, is it over when both guys cum or just when one guy does? Is there a special type of gay porn where the guys cum at the same time?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #365 on: December 10, 2011, 04:31:37 PM »
why is every girl born after the 80's either an indie hipster or a bro-hoe?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #366 on: December 21, 2011, 01:14:13 AM »
How do longboarders get sponsored? I just watched a video and all they do is carve, any of us could do that.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #367 on: December 21, 2011, 01:28:13 AM »
Why do small disappointing poops take so toilet paper when large explosive poops only take a few wipes to clean up after.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #368 on: December 21, 2011, 02:12:02 AM »
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #369 on: January 07, 2012, 07:32:33 AM »
Does this have any link whatsoever to the old TSA? Looks ridiculous.

http://www.tsa-clothing.com/

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« Reply #370 on: January 08, 2012, 05:43:42 AM »
Does this have any link whatsoever to the old TSA? Looks ridiculous.

http://www.tsa-clothing.com/

They just changed the logo.  You can see on the team page that they still got Adam Sandler and Dinohead.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #371 on: January 08, 2012, 10:48:32 AM »
is mcdonalds coffee worse than home made? health wise.
what wu tang album should i download first?
will earl still be dope when he gets back from Samoa?
can men get urinary infections from not pissing after sex?
will greco ever go back to dressing like a chick?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #372 on: January 08, 2012, 11:24:09 AM »
is mcdonalds coffee worse than home made? health wise.
what wu tang album should i download first?
will earl still be dope when he gets back from Samoa?
can men get urinary infections from not pissing after sex?
will greco ever go back to dressing like a chick?

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well he is back to baker 2g greco at the moment so estimating the rate at which the greco fashion cycle turns i would say give it another 5 years and you will see that handsome tranny bitch again.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #373 on: January 08, 2012, 12:08:46 PM »
Do you shave before, or after you take a shower?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #374 on: January 08, 2012, 01:06:42 PM »
^ always before. BTW, this is one of the best  threads on slap -- it's (almost) up there with "awkward sexual experiences". Funny that the best threads on a skateboard message board are not about skateboarding.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #375 on: January 08, 2012, 01:16:29 PM »
Why would anyone shave before? Hot water opens your pores. So shaving is easier/smoother.then use cold water to rinse/close your pores to stop zits/make the bleeding stop faster.
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« Reply #376 on: January 08, 2012, 01:24:05 PM »
My sink dispenses hot water as well.. But I do it before because after my shower the mirror is too steamy.  Plus it's easier to just shower off the excess shaving cream.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #377 on: January 08, 2012, 01:25:38 PM »
Why would anyone shave before? Hot water opens your pores. So shaving is easier/smoother.then use cold water to rinse/close your pores to stop zits/make the bleeding stop faster.

Know all that but...

My sink dispenses hot water as well.. But I do it before before after my shower the mirror is too steamy.  Plus it's easier to just shower off the excess shaving cream.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #378 on: January 08, 2012, 01:33:15 PM »
Why would anyone shave before? Hot water opens your pores. So shaving is easier/smoother.then use cold water to rinse/close your pores to stop zits/make the bleeding stop faster.

I've actually started shaving with cold water lately and I find that I get a much closer shave without any cuts or irritation afterwards.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #379 on: January 08, 2012, 07:34:42 PM »
My sink dispenses hot water as well.. But I do it before because after my shower the mirror is too steamy.  Plus it's easier to just shower off the excess shaving cream.
You can put a drop of shaving cream on your finger and wipe it across the mirror and it keeps t from steaming up, but I see your point too.


Here is what I have been pondering lately: I heard somebody say that soda is the number 1 cause of obesity. I think that's bullshit. I'm not saying drinking a bunch of soda won't make you a fat fuck, because it will. Still, I say either the car or electricity has got to be the number one cause of obesity. If you had to walk everywhere you wanted to go, do laundry by hand, run to the market every day for food because you didn't have refrigeration and do all of the rest of the work that electricity does for you, not to mention the fact that you couldn't pass time watching TV, playing video games or surfing the internet, there s no way anybody would be obese.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #380 on: January 09, 2012, 05:50:03 AM »
My sink dispenses hot water as well.. But I do it before because after my shower the mirror is too steamy.  Plus it's easier to just shower off the excess shaving cream.
You can put a drop of shaving cream on your finger and wipe it across the mirror and it keeps t from steaming up, but I see your point too.


Here is what I have been pondering lately: I heard somebody say that soda is the number 1 cause of obesity. I think that's bullshit. I'm not saying drinking a bunch of soda won't make you a fat fuck, because it will. Still, I say either the car or electricity has got to be the number one cause of obesity. If you had to walk everywhere you wanted to go, do laundry by hand, run to the market every day for food because you didn't have refrigeration and do all of the rest of the work that electricity does for you, not to mention the fact that you couldn't pass time watching TV, playing video games or surfing the internet, there s no way anybody would be obese.
I heard the reasoning behind "soda makes your fat" is because of all the fructose and calories in it - soda manufacturers use high-fructose corn syrup for the sweetener rather than regular sugar, as it's cheaper to due US corn subsidies. The "empty" calories have no benefit to the body (fruit has fructose as well, however it also has many other beneficial nutrients), and the surge in blood sugar level as a result of consumption can leave the body tired and even more hungry, causing you to eat more. 

the other theory is the way that the body digests fructose, and how it differs markedly from glucose digestion. something about fructose going straight to the liver and putting strain for it to be processed, whereas glucose can be metabolised anywhere in the body. I don't believe there's ever been concrete evidence that fructose = obesity, but the theory seems to be widely regarded as truth if you look at any nutrition guide. 

european countries have cars and electricity, but dont have the obesity problem. going backwards and making things harder as in the "good old days" seems to be a strange panacea to revert to.

p.s. australia has cars and electricity and a shitload of soda, apparently we're the fattest nation in the world.  number one, baby!

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #381 on: January 09, 2012, 05:56:10 AM »
Is it gay to get turned on when a guy cums a lot in porn?

Reading this i realized something. At the and of a scene when a dude comes i hate it when he jacks himself of.
When a girl gives him a handjob and he cums explosively over her body or face and you see she's liking it I'm turned on. But when she's scared or disgusted i don't like it. Guess im really picky.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #382 on: January 09, 2012, 06:01:52 AM »
^ haha. No, you're not.

We do use our bikes a lot here in europe -- yes, I'm speaking for the whole of Europe.

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« Reply #383 on: January 09, 2012, 06:12:12 AM »
^ haha. No, you're not.

We do use our bikes a lot here in europe -- yes, I'm speaking for the whole of Europe.

The netherlands is the bike country of the world. Everyone has a bike in here and there are more bikes than people.

It's because it's almost flat so you don't have large hills to upwards on.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #384 on: January 09, 2012, 06:26:23 AM »
Denmark is not far behind. A country that's also very flat. Someone told me that danish skaters in general skate slower than norwegian - Norway is full of hills, danes like calling norwegians fjellaber(mountain apes). I like to think there's something to it -- well, I'm Norwegian.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #385 on: January 09, 2012, 06:41:37 AM »
I got a sticky mirror in the shower so I shave in there so yea, I'm back the pores thing as well.


How come when Discovery Channel is taking about dinosaurs that live in the ocean, the call them Sea Monsters, but the ones that live on land are just dinosaurs.

Living in the ocean doesn't make you a monster. Granted, it's scary as fuck when something brushes your leg, but still....
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #386 on: January 09, 2012, 12:17:39 PM »
about the porn thing... i never like watching a dude get himself off on a girls face or anything. its pretty much watching a dude beat off, which i also dont understand... i always felt the purpose of doing shit with girls was so you didnt have to actually do it yourself

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #387 on: January 09, 2012, 12:46:20 PM »
do they sterelize lethal injections?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #388 on: January 09, 2012, 12:53:50 PM »
Pondering quitting my job and selling my tiny flat and go travelling for a couple of years. I wanna see America, South America, maybe Africa too. So tired of living in Norway. My life is going nowhere. Six months of winter sucks. It is not a very sensible thing to do. I might  come back all broke and with nothing to show for - that's very likely actually. But maybe I'll have the time of my life, and it it will all be worth it - coming back to nothing. There is so much adventure to be had. Maybe it will inspire me to write a book, a bestseller, no less. Ha! Maybe I'll meet the woman of my dreams. You never know?! I guess I'm a romantic.  

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #389 on: January 09, 2012, 01:02:35 PM »
doesnt seem like youre hanging on to too much at home. might as well do it