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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #480 on: March 14, 2012, 03:55:26 PM »
Is something going down in 2012?

Are the Illuminati eventually going to take over?

what happened to tupac?

Who saw a chicken lay and egg and had the thought to eat it?
Evolution. Our genetic ancestors were most likely omnivores as well, and probably scavenged to survive throughout history, which probably meant some somewhere down the line bit into one.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #481 on: March 18, 2012, 04:14:27 AM »
girlfriend tried to arouse me through the buttocks whilst performing fellatio on me....
1)where did she get this idea? (because it certainly wasn't from me) &
2)am i down for that?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #482 on: March 18, 2012, 03:42:16 PM »
1) cosmo
2) yes

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #483 on: March 18, 2012, 11:19:05 PM »
girlfriend tried to arouse me through the buttocks whilst performing fellatio on me....
1)where did she get this idea? (because it certainly wasn't from me) &
2)am i down for that?

This is vauge, but im going to assume you mean "between".

And try anything at least once.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #484 on: March 28, 2012, 03:19:39 PM »
Why do city bus drivers have to wear cargo pants?  You'd think 5 pockets is enough for a wallet and pair of driving gloves.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #485 on: April 01, 2012, 11:21:47 AM »
Does there exist obese horses? If so I want to see it.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #486 on: April 01, 2012, 11:57:44 AM »
Cannibal Corpse.
Do they mean the corpse of a cannibal or the corpse of someone eaten/killed by a cannibal?

I think its a corpse which/who eats either humans or other corpses. Jim Carrey would probably give a better answer, though.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #487 on: April 01, 2012, 04:32:43 PM »
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This might sound weird but, we only use part of our brain. Why is the useless part their. so their has to be a way to access it. (im kind of a science nerd)

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Evidently not much of one. That's an urban legend.
At least there was no claim to being a grammar nerd.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #488 on: April 02, 2012, 06:00:35 PM »
Is someone going to bring donuts to work tomorrow?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #489 on: April 02, 2012, 06:07:27 PM »
Can you file your taxes after the year has passed? As in doing 2010 now? What is the cost/penalty?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #490 on: April 02, 2012, 06:19:54 PM »
^I often ponder who the girl in your sig is and how I can meet her and touch her soft parts.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #491 on: April 03, 2012, 03:19:29 PM »
Can you file your taxes after the year has passed? As in doing 2010 now? What is the cost/penalty?

i think you can for up to 5 previous years in Canada. do not cite me as your only source though, i could be way off

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #492 on: April 03, 2012, 03:39:33 PM »
Why do I keep watching The King Of Queens if it never makes me laugh.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #493 on: April 04, 2012, 04:13:33 PM »
Why does Neil Blender get so little recognition for Alien Workshop? How come they don't bring him back and pay him a decent salary to do graphics? Sneak in a board or 8 a season?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #494 on: April 04, 2012, 07:46:52 PM »
fucking infinity.

ight so, take the set of integers: -infinity... -2, -1, 0, 1, 2... infinity

right? how many integers are there? an infinite amount, yes good, you're with me.

now, how many real numbers are there between 0 and 1? well there's infinitely many real numbers between 0 and 1. any number you can conceive of between 0 and 1 can be divided by 10 and it's smaller, this goes on infinitely.

so, if there are infinitely many integers, and there are infinitely many real numbers between any two integers that aren't the same number, that means that although there are an infinite amount of integers, and there are an infinite amount of real numbers, but there are obviously more real numbers than integers, though they both go on to infinity in both directions.

basically, some infinities are bigger than others

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #495 on: April 04, 2012, 07:51:21 PM »
fucking infinity.

ight so, take the set of integers: -infinity... -2, -1, 0, 1, 2... infinity

right? how many integers are there? an infinite amount, yes good, you're with me.

now, how many real numbers are there between 0 and 1? well there's infinitely many real numbers between 0 and 1. any number you can conceive of between 0 and 1 can be divided by 10 and it's smaller, this goes on infinitely.

so, if there are infinitely many integers, and there are infinitely many real numbers between any two integers that aren't the same number, that means that although there are an infinite amount of integers, and there are an infinite amount of real numbers, but there are obviously more real numbers than integers, though they both go on to infinity in both directions.

basically, some infinities are bigger than others


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #496 on: April 04, 2012, 10:01:32 PM »
fucking infinity.

ight so, take the set of integers: -infinity... -2, -1, 0, 1, 2... infinity

right? how many integers are there? an infinite amount, yes good, you're with me.

now, how many real numbers are there between 0 and 1? well there's infinitely many real numbers between 0 and 1. any number you can conceive of between 0 and 1 can be divided by 10 and it's smaller, this goes on infinitely.

so, if there are infinitely many integers, and there are infinitely many real numbers between any two integers that aren't the same number, that means that although there are an infinite amount of integers, and there are an infinite amount of real numbers, but there are obviously more real numbers than integers, though they both go on to infinity in both directions.

basically, some infinities are bigger than others

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georg_Cantor

He called them "transfinite." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transfinite_number

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #497 on: April 04, 2012, 10:28:50 PM »
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fucking infinity.

ight so, take the set of integers: -infinity... -2, -1, 0, 1, 2... infinity

right? how many integers are there? an infinite amount, yes good, you're with me.

now, how many real numbers are there between 0 and 1? well there's infinitely many real numbers between 0 and 1. any number you can conceive of between 0 and 1 can be divided by 10 and it's smaller, this goes on infinitely.

so, if there are infinitely many integers, and there are infinitely many real numbers between any two integers that aren't the same number, that means that although there are an infinite amount of integers, and there are an infinite amount of real numbers, but there are obviously more real numbers than integers, though they both go on to infinity in both directions.

basically, some infinities are bigger than others
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georg_Cantor

He called them "transfinite." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transfinite_number

Infinity is such a good discussion. I've read some stuff on sacred geometry and it's pretty interesting. It tripped me out, how you can start by drawing an

X

Then put a square or rectangle around it and you've got a hallway going forever.



See the X ? Crazy...

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #498 on: April 05, 2012, 01:11:45 AM »
Anybody else think of a poster as being his avatar or sig? When I see 5inchdick post I can't help but picture him as a guy with a weird self-image and bad tattoo. Does that mean there is anyone out there that imagines me to be a dude with glasses and a bow tie?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #499 on: April 05, 2012, 01:27:16 AM »
infinity is infinity. there are exactly as many nanoseconds as there are centuries in infinity

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #500 on: April 05, 2012, 02:15:20 AM »
what actually happned to COTG

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #501 on: April 05, 2012, 03:06:19 AM »
Anybody else think of a poster as being his avatar or sig? When I see 5inchdick post I can't help but picture him as a guy with a weird self-image and bad tattoo. Does that mean there is anyone out there that imagines me to be a dude with glasses and a bow tie?

Haha I do the exact same thing and do picture you as that guy. I remember when Fink (just remembered this one as his post is above me) changed his avatar from the Pope and it really fucked with me as I pictured him as the pope sitting there typing away

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #502 on: April 05, 2012, 09:00:32 AM »
i picture you as that guy as well

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #503 on: April 05, 2012, 09:05:03 AM »
infinity is infinity. there are exactly as many nanoseconds as there are centuries in infinity

No.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #504 on: April 05, 2012, 08:42:39 PM »
where am i
formerly toonie

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #505 on: April 05, 2012, 09:00:49 PM »
Anybody else think of a poster as being his avatar or sig? When I see 5inchdick post I can't help but picture him as a guy with a weird self-image and bad tattoo. Does that mean there is anyone out there that imagines me to be a dude with glasses and a bow tie?

Always.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #506 on: April 05, 2012, 09:05:25 PM »
what actually happned to COTG

Dude actually had to get a job , which led to him cutting down on skating , which led to him losing all hopes and dreams of turning pro .

The shame of this from all the shit talking he did on Pros , Ams and the rest of us who work more then skate led to a shame spiral that has kept him off slap for the past time

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #507 on: April 05, 2012, 10:16:14 PM »
Does Heath Kirchart laugh out loud when he is watching comedies by himself?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #508 on: April 06, 2012, 02:30:24 AM »

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #509 on: April 06, 2012, 03:23:10 AM »
fucking infinity.

ight so, take the set of integers: -infinity... -2, -1, 0, 1, 2... infinity

right? how many integers are there? an infinite amount, yes good, you're with me.

now, how many real numbers are there between 0 and 1? well there's infinitely many real numbers between 0 and 1. any number you can conceive of between 0 and 1 can be divided by 10 and it's smaller, this goes on infinitely.

so, if there are infinitely many integers, and there are infinitely many real numbers between any two integers that aren't the same number, that means that although there are an infinite amount of integers, and there are an infinite amount of real numbers, but there are obviously more real numbers than integers, though they both go on to infinity in both directions.

basically, some infinities are bigger than others

I find this interesting since I had a conversation related to infinity with this friend of mine. Let's say you have an hotel with infinite rooms, occupied by infinite guests; the question is, what do you do if a new guest arrives? (which is infinity +1)

I mean, we gave some answers to the thing, but nothing serious, of course. I'm just curious to see how you guys solve it.

alsothegame.