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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #570 on: May 07, 2012, 11:40:38 PM »
If you live everyday like its your last, wont your last day be the same as the others?
if you live everyday like it's your last, you are either a pile or incredibly stupid.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #571 on: May 08, 2012, 04:31:39 AM »
If one pill makes me larger and one pill makes me small and the ones that my mother give me don't do anything at all, which pill is it then?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #572 on: May 08, 2012, 09:48:26 AM »
yea those tyler perry movies/shows are awful too. atleast he puts his name before all his shit so you know not to watch them.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #573 on: May 08, 2012, 10:01:22 AM »
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If you live everyday like its your last, wont your last day be the same as the others?
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if you live everyday like it's your last, you are either a pile or incredibly stupid.

I prefer to live every day like its my first.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #574 on: May 08, 2012, 02:29:05 PM »
crying, covered in blood and going to the bathroom in your pants?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #575 on: May 08, 2012, 03:38:28 PM »
crying, covered in blood and going to the bathroom in your pants?

The American Dream.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #576 on: May 10, 2012, 07:20:12 PM »
I'm the most indecisive person.  2 things I'm trying to sort out at the moment:

Possibly going to B-school...which means I'd have to take the GMAT and actually learn something in college this time.

I'm also thinking about saying fuck it and flying to Berkeley to meet up with the ex.  She's been bugging me about it for well over a year and now she has her own place, but I could open pandora's box.  We've got quite the fucked history, but never permanently quit talking.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #577 on: May 11, 2012, 04:00:48 AM »
is "just one pint" even possible ?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #578 on: May 11, 2012, 10:45:28 AM »
How am I going to run 10 miles, like I promised myself, on my birthday? (next week)
I've been doing like 3-4 mile runs but fuck, 10 miles.

Wish me luck.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #579 on: May 11, 2012, 02:26:20 PM »
How am I going to run 10 miles, like I promised myself, on my birthday? (next week)
I've been doing like 3-4 mile runs but fuck, 10 miles.

Wish me luck.

Slow down pace until you find a pace that gets you somewhere but still feels comfy . Then just keep pushing and dont start walking cause you will never start running again ( atleast thats the way it is for me )

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #580 on: May 11, 2012, 03:38:40 PM »
If you saw Mark Rogowski drowning would you save him? What if you guys were stranded on an island together? Does that make a difference?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #581 on: May 11, 2012, 05:44:49 PM »
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How am I going to run 10 miles, like I promised myself, on my birthday? (next week)
I've been doing like 3-4 mile runs but fuck, 10 miles.

Wish me luck.
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Slow down pace until you find a pace that gets you somewhere but still feels comfy . Then just keep pushing and dont start walking cause you will never start running again ( atleast thats the way it is for me )
I ran exactly that way today M.B. I did this 4-5 mile run today but compared to my last time doing it, I took off 15 minute of my previous time and it felt great. Nice pace but nothing too harsh and if felt easy. I didn't even think of walking. Afterwards I had a banana, flax seed peanut butter shake with skim milk and went skating for 3 hours. I feel awesome about my endurance. (sorry, should have put this in things I'm stoked on)

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #582 on: May 11, 2012, 05:58:42 PM »
If you saw Mark Rogowski drowning would you save him? What if you guys were stranded on an island together? Does that make a difference?

 If you're stranded on an island and you don't know anything about light refraction/spear throwing, maybe you should save dude so you can eat him after you murder him on land. Fish are just fine though, Dave. They've been preserving and eating fish with a heavy salting for millennia on the Asian continent, my dude. I'm talking fish jerky.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #583 on: May 11, 2012, 06:29:31 PM »
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If you saw Mark Rogowski drowning would you save him? What if you guys were stranded on an island together? Does that make a difference?
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 If you're stranded on an island and you don't know anything about light refraction/spear throwing, maybe you should save dude so you can eat him after you murder him on land. Fish are just fine though, Dave. They've been preserving and eating fish with a heavy salting for millennia on the Asian continent, my dude. I'm talking fish jerky.

Greg,
 This is a great post, as you mentioned fish jerky is a beautiful extraction of heavy salting, it just so happens I know a lot about
preparing the right fish jerky.

1. Make sure you choose the right fish, make sure it's fresh. Dehydrated fish are the best.

2. Try to slice the fish into strips about 3/8" thick. If they are evenly spaced fellas they'll dry evenly.

3. Salt kills microorganisms and prevents the growth of more by drawing water out of the cells of the microbes and the fish.

4. I doubt you guys really care about jerking fish so were gonna skip the rest of the list and move on.

As for Mark, I would like to show him one day the finer arts of preparing a nice jerking (good ol fashioned) but I'm afraid we live in
a different world. Yet to this day, would I save him if he was drowning? I don't know. It's like being handed all of gods power to
bestow on a feeble minded povershed soul.





-Dave


P.s   I was surfing through channels when i noticed an episode of 30 rock on, to my pleasure I was starring in the episode as myself.
I take whatever I can get now days. Stay safe
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #584 on: May 11, 2012, 06:33:24 PM »

4. I doubt you guys really care about jerking fish so were gonna skip the rest of the list and move on.

As for Mark, I would like to show him one day the finer arts of preparing a nice jerking (good ol fashioned)



David, what are you talking about? I love jerking fish! I don't think I could jerk Gator though. He's probably getting enough of that in prison.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #585 on: May 11, 2012, 06:41:12 PM »
The American Petroleum Institute estimates the worlds oil supply will be depleted between 2062 and 2094.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #586 on: May 11, 2012, 07:21:06 PM »
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4. I doubt you guys really care about jerking fish so were gonna skip the rest of the list and move on.

As for Mark, I would like to show him one day the finer arts of preparing a nice jerking (good ol fashioned)


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David, what are you talking about? I love jerking fish! I don't think I could jerk Gator though. He's probably getting enough of that in prison.

Oyolar, I really appreciate the post and I'm glad you too like to jerk fish, the Indians have always had a good rendition
on jerked fish, my wife and I usually throw in mushroom soy sauce, vegetable oil, 1 heaping teaspoon Walkers Wood jerk( for extra jerk) , and basic vinegar oils, I then strip the fish and mix into my bowl of mushroom soy ect.. Put those babies on the grill and let em brown, I'll usually pour some red wine over the fish and serve over a serving of asparagus. My wife is a vegan which means I am too so I enjoy this dish every 2 to 3 weeks. If you guys ever need advice in the kitchen shoot me a P.M and we'll take things further. Some people would never think of cooking jerky but I feel it gives the meat a fresh flavor.


-Dave
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #587 on: May 21, 2012, 11:49:31 AM »
Was out skating on Friday night and an old woman with a couple shopping bags laid down at one spot I was at.  This prompted me to ponder why homeless people, drug users, and skateboarders are all attracted to similar spots.  My girlfriend responded 'hassel free benches?'

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #588 on: May 22, 2012, 04:10:22 AM »
how much human jerky could you get out of mark rogowski

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #589 on: May 29, 2012, 03:38:43 PM »
Is this how The Gipper views himself?
I'm posting from my blackberry wtf?!?!?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #590 on: May 30, 2012, 09:52:09 AM »
What's up with those M keys on old calculators?  I've never even given them a shot.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #591 on: May 30, 2012, 02:30:59 PM »
My friend posted this on Instagram. I'm still tryin to figure out what it is. Is it coke?
http://instagr.am/p/J9ZuGkMRV8/

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #592 on: May 30, 2012, 03:18:38 PM »
hookah?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #593 on: May 30, 2012, 04:11:34 PM »
Is it? I'm not too knowledgeable on these things.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #594 on: May 30, 2012, 07:19:50 PM »
Yeah, it is.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #595 on: May 30, 2012, 08:21:52 PM »
I ponder on things like how people can be so lost and blind amoungst all seeing people. I often ponder upon the over man and what it is like. I ponder upon things like "Is your green my green?". I ponder on how desensitized everyone has become, and why we don't even appreciate little things such as socks and shoes... or toilet paper and toilets.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #596 on: May 31, 2012, 01:16:40 AM »
I ponder on things like how people can be so lost and blind amoungst all seeing people. I often ponder upon the over man and what it is like. I ponder upon things like "Is your green my green?". I ponder on how desensitized everyone has become, and why we don't even appreciate little things such as socks and shoes... or toilet paper and toilets.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #597 on: May 31, 2012, 08:15:38 AM »
Why do people always comment on how quiet I am? Is it so unnatural not to talk all the time...

Anyone else sit and think how fast time goes by?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #598 on: May 31, 2012, 10:40:40 AM »
How am I gonna watch the transit of venus with a bushnell telescope?anyone ever made a good sun filter?
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #599 on: May 31, 2012, 10:51:46 AM »