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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #600 on: May 31, 2012, 01:16:40 AM »
I ponder on things like how people can be so lost and blind amoungst all seeing people. I often ponder upon the over man and what it is like. I ponder upon things like "Is your green my green?". I ponder on how desensitized everyone has become, and why we don't even appreciate little things such as socks and shoes... or toilet paper and toilets.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #601 on: May 31, 2012, 08:15:38 AM »
Why do people always comment on how quiet I am? Is it so unnatural not to talk all the time...

Anyone else sit and think how fast time goes by?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #602 on: May 31, 2012, 10:40:40 AM »
How am I gonna watch the transit of venus with a bushnell telescope?anyone ever made a good sun filter?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #603 on: May 31, 2012, 10:51:46 AM »

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #604 on: May 31, 2012, 12:06:00 PM »
My friend posted this on Instagram. I'm still tryin to figure out what it is. Is it coke?
http://instagr.am/p/J9ZuGkMRV8/

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #605 on: May 31, 2012, 02:21:54 PM »
How was Tom Hanks able to coach the Rockford Peaches to the World Series when he had already died trying to save Private Ryan?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #606 on: May 31, 2012, 04:18:40 PM »
Why do people always comment on how quiet I am? Is it so unnatural not to talk all the time...

Anyone else sit and think how fast time goes by?
I get this too sometimes, although it's usually by the type of people that always need to be talking or making useless/dumb comments on shit.  Sorry I don't feel the need to engage in your shitty conversations at all times.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #607 on: May 31, 2012, 06:09:44 PM »
How was Tom Hanks able to coach the Rockford Peaches to the World Series when he had already died trying to save Private Ryan?

Allow me to offer some guidance.  I am from Rockford, so you can take this as fact.
Rockford Peaches, 1943.  Although they didn't actually play in that years championship.  Movie fictionalized it.

D Day was 1944.

So win championship, join armed services.  Become a Captain within 6 months.  Save Private Ryan.

Now I'll simply ask you to explain the Tome Hanks movie "Big" to me.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #608 on: May 31, 2012, 06:13:18 PM »
Why do people always comment on how quiet I am? Is it so unnatural not to talk all the time...


this is the bane of my existence

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #609 on: May 31, 2012, 06:30:40 PM »
I wondered what it would be like to be white so I can do cool shit with my hair.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #610 on: June 05, 2012, 03:12:19 AM »
Why do bombs in movies always have a red , green , blue wire to cut ? and why would it mean anything to a EOD guy ? Why wouldnt a EOD guy or our hero check for where the wires go and which ones have current ?

No it has to be the red wire !

Putting steaks on your eye bruises does NOTHING . could lead to infections too

Why do action heros have unlimmited ammo in their gun ? hand guns have like 9-15 and most others have mags of like 30-45 .
and maybe not just dump your gun when ever its out of bullets  , guns are expensive !  RELOAD !!!

Why does every department of law hate eachother in movies  ? Regular police hates Homecide , everybody hates FBI and ATF and so on.

Why do ppl accept "products"  like Britney Spears  ( or other manufactured pop music ) Somebody tells them how to dress , tells them how to dance , They use autotune on the voice , Somebody writes their lyrics and somebody writes their lyrics

How is that acceptable ?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #611 on: June 05, 2012, 04:52:09 AM »

Why do ppl accept "products"? ? like Britney Spears? ? ( or other manufactured pop music ) Somebody tells them how to dress , tells them how to dance , They use autotune on the voice , Somebody writes their lyrics and somebody writes their lyrics

How is that acceptable ?

because if it isn't making dollars then it isn't making sense.

Pedro the Lion reference ? <3

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #612 on: June 05, 2012, 11:14:10 AM »
I wondered what it would be like to be white so I can do cool shit with my hair.

In my experience, you can't really do much cool shit with it.  As such, I've always wondered what it would like to be black and able to do cool shit with my hair.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #613 on: June 05, 2012, 09:45:10 PM »
Should I ask this chick out on a date and have to spend my money OR save my money and go to the skatepark with my friends.  :-\

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #614 on: June 05, 2012, 11:06:12 PM »
Should I ask this chick out on a date and have to spend my money OR save my money and go to the skatepark with my friends.?  :-\

You know how the saying goes... "Bros before hoes"


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #615 on: June 05, 2012, 11:43:20 PM »
Should I ask this chick out on a date and have to spend my money OR save my money and go to the skatepark with my friends.  :-\
Go out with the girl and skate the streets. Or figure out a free date - have a picnic with food you already have and bring her on a hike. Girls appreciate thought in dates over the typical dinner/movie combo.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #616 on: June 05, 2012, 11:55:16 PM »
Should I ask this chick out on a date and have to spend my money OR save my money and go to the skatepark with my friends.?  :-\
Go out with the girl and skate the streets. Or figure out a free date - have a picnic with food you already have and bring her on a hike. Girls appreciate thought in dates over the typical dinner/movie combo.

Yeah have a picnic at the skate park...  ::)

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #617 on: June 06, 2012, 12:28:46 AM »
Why do people always comment on how quiet I am? Is it so unnatural not to talk all the time...


this is the bane of my existence

i hate this so much. people are are forever asking me whats wrong or whats the matter just because i'm not forever engaging in meaningless chit chat about the weather or whatever. constantly talking is not necessarily communicating.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #618 on: June 06, 2012, 03:13:09 AM »
Why do people always comment on how quiet I am? Is it so unnatural not to talk all the time...


this is the bane of my existence

i hate this so much. people are are forever asking me whats wrong or whats the matter just because i'm not forever engaging in meaningless chit chat about the weather or whatever. constantly talking is not necessarily communicating.

x2


-Edit- Also I ponder why people see this as being difficult. Say the color of the ink every word is written in, not the word.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #619 on: June 07, 2012, 01:14:24 PM »
Should I ask this chick out on a date and have to spend my money OR save my money and go to the skatepark with my friends.??  :-\
Go out with the girl and skate the streets. Or figure out a free date - have a picnic with food you already have and bring her on a hike. Girls appreciate thought in dates over the typical dinner/movie combo.

Yeah have a picnic at the skate park...?  ::)

That's a great idea! ^ Just bust your ass if you skate infront of her.

Damn, slap is a dating advice site too.  ;)

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #620 on: June 07, 2012, 01:34:54 PM »
Once again, where are all those long lines(2 mins plus, I think I remember?) that ty filmed on the back of a bike?it was all crailtap dudes, but was before fully flared came out I think?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #621 on: June 07, 2012, 02:58:18 PM »
Do celebrities introduce themselves when meeting new people? Do they get offended when someone introduces thrmselves and then asks for their name?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #622 on: June 07, 2012, 03:04:55 PM »
Do celebrities introduce themselves when meeting new people? Do they get offended when someone introduces thrmselves and then asks for their name?

Guess its the same as at the doctors ? you still shake hands and say your name ?  . I would assume they atleast say their first names .

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #623 on: June 07, 2012, 03:42:57 PM »
My brain is telling me its possible, but can I actually pull off a nollie-bigspin hurricane grind?

Do celebrities introduce themselves when meeting new people? Do they get offended when someone introduces thrmselves and then asks for their name?

In my experience, when you ask them where you know them from (because you can't actually figure out why you recognize them in the moment), B-movie actors will give you a semi-dirty look before explaining who they are.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #624 on: June 07, 2012, 05:01:11 PM »
Do celebrities introduce themselves when meeting new people? Do they get offended when someone introduces thrmselves and then asks for their name?

Guess its the same as at the doctors ? you still shake hands and say your name ?  . I would assume they atleast say their first names .


hahaha, you lost me here... he meant because since they were famous, itd be likely that a stranger would still know their name, didnt he?

i dont think i can name one doctor. shit, i cant even name my own doctor

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #625 on: June 07, 2012, 05:22:50 PM »
by the time the doctor walks in, you'll know his name. the receptionist or nurse will have said it, or it'll be put up somewhere.so it does work the same.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #626 on: June 07, 2012, 06:07:23 PM »
Do celebrities introduce themselves when meeting new people? Do they get offended when someone introduces thrmselves and then asks for their name?

Guess its the same as at the doctors ? you still shake hands and say your name ?  . I would assume they atleast say their first names .


hahaha, you lost me here... he meant because since they were famous, itd be likely that a stranger would still know their name, didnt he?

i dont think i can name one doctor. shit, i cant even name my own doctor
Yes, that is what I meant. This whole doctor thing is not the same situation.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #627 on: June 07, 2012, 06:56:20 PM »
why do the cpu skaters on skate 3 always do willies?
like sometimes ill do a trick and then one of them will be in the shot so then i try to film their trick, but the only grind they do is a willy.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #628 on: June 07, 2012, 09:02:54 PM »
Why won't girls talk to me when I have feces smeared on my face?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #629 on: June 07, 2012, 10:38:20 PM »
wheres the line drawn from service workers and small talk? i picked up some food to go, but it wasn't quite ready. so i paid for it, then sat at the bar for 5 minutes and the same extremely hot employee just talked to me for a good part of those minutes. she knew i had paid and she wasn't getting a tip, so i didn't know whether she was just doing it out of habit or there was something there. i never trust the intentions of anyone while they are working but i dunno where the line is, if im just blowin' it often.
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