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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #660 on: September 26, 2012, 08:11:24 AM »
Given Spain's current fiscal and employment woes, would they consider selling and relocating some of their sick bank spots?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #661 on: September 26, 2012, 08:37:23 AM »
MAN I THINK THEY DONT WORK BECAUSE THEY DONT WANT DUDE
ITS JUST FUCKIN SIESTA TIME ALL THE TIME
AND THEY WANT THE SPOTS ALL TO THEMSELVES
NO HAOLES WEARIN THEM OUT

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #662 on: September 27, 2012, 02:13:59 PM »
MAN I THINK THEY DONT WORK BECAUSE THEY DONT WANT DUDE
ITS JUST FUCKIN SIESTA TIME ALL THE TIME
AND THEY WANT THE SPOTS ALL TO THEMSELVES
NO HAOLES WEARIN THEM OUT
1. You have no idea what you are talking about.
2. LOL at haoles.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #663 on: September 30, 2012, 10:32:17 AM »
MAN I THINK THEY DONT WORK BECAUSE THEY DONT WANT DUDE
ITS JUST FUCKIN SIESTA TIME ALL THE TIME
AND THEY WANT THE SPOTS ALL TO THEMSELVES
NO HAOLES WEARIN THEM OUT
1. You have no idea what you are talking about.
2. LOL at haoles.
Although older Spaniards do call the younger ones the "Nini generation" Ni estudio, ni trabajo.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #664 on: September 30, 2012, 10:36:55 AM »
slappals are like flies on a turd.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #665 on: October 03, 2012, 09:27:38 AM »


Since Nyjahs in this commercial why didnt they ask him to do a trick?
Whyd the get some random looking girls to do a boo boo tre?
Is it supposed to be some woman empowerment shit?
I dont recall ever putting on anything Southpole in my life.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #666 on: October 03, 2012, 10:13:41 AM »

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #667 on: October 03, 2012, 01:27:43 PM »
Are there contact lenses for animals? I might google it.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #668 on: October 13, 2012, 03:46:33 PM »
Should I wash my hands everytime before I eat something? Cus everyting can be dirtyier than expected. Look:
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #669 on: October 13, 2012, 09:00:09 PM »
How would a girl respond if you told her that you had a dream about her in which you asked her if she wanted to go make out and in the dream she just started laughing at you?  Would she just start laughing at you in reality as well?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #670 on: October 14, 2012, 07:51:26 AM »
How would a girl respond if you told her that you had a dream about her in which you asked her if she wanted to go make out and in the dream she just started laughing at you?  Would she just start laughing at you in reality as well?
That or be entirely creeped out. Don't do that

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« Reply #671 on: October 14, 2012, 09:01:39 AM »
why does everyone else or most people take so long to do shits, i can snap a shit out, wipe my ass and wash my hands in like a minute. do they not realise you can push a poo out?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #672 on: October 14, 2012, 09:16:58 AM »
i was told the other day if you got shot and went into a hospital in america and you didn't have private health insurance, they would just leave you to die,  is that true?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #673 on: October 14, 2012, 11:44:45 AM »
Nah prolly some lil black kid will be fukkin around and put his finger on the bullet and push to make u die faster

I m wondering how olivia munn, kirsten dunst and kristen stewart all showed their tits in movies recently and I didn't kno till now.
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #674 on: October 14, 2012, 12:00:00 PM »
why does everyone else or most people take so long to do shits, i can snap a shit out, wipe my ass and wash my hands in like a minute. do they not realise you can push a poo out?

some people like to chill, man. sit back, relax, contemplate life.

learn to enjoy the finer things in life, bro

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #675 on: October 14, 2012, 02:00:49 PM »
why does everyone else or most people take so long to do shits, i can snap a shit out, wipe my ass and wash my hands in like a minute. do they not realise you can push a poo out?
if i have to i can snap it out in under a minute as well, but i'd rather take my 20 minutes while reading thrashers from 1997.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #676 on: October 14, 2012, 02:47:38 PM »
why does everyone else or most people take so long to do shits, i can snap a shit out, wipe my ass and wash my hands in like a minute. do they not realise you can push a poo out?
It's often useful to try save your shits for when you're at work, that way you get paid for it and you also save on buying loo roll, bleach, etc.  Double cashback...

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #677 on: October 14, 2012, 07:35:47 PM »
How would a girl respond if you told her that you had a dream about her in which you asked her if she wanted to go make out and in the dream she just started laughing at you?  Would she just start laughing at you in reality as well?
That or be entirely creeped out. Don't do that
The trippy thing is thinking about that.  If I were to do that and then it played out like it did in the dream, it would be deja vu or just like a prediction that came true.  The only way that would not create some sort of infinite loop is if we made out or if I just didn't ever mention that or think about that again.  Maybe if I explained it out like that it would work.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #678 on: October 14, 2012, 08:14:27 PM »
why does everyone else or most people take so long to do shits, i can snap a shit out, wipe my ass and wash my hands in like a minute. do they not realise you can push a poo out?
If you knew how to read you would understand.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #679 on: October 14, 2012, 11:23:55 PM »
Track with me on this one:

I wear contacts and see a blurry cluster of shit if I don't have them in. If someone was filming something and put my contact lens in front of the camera lens and then imported the footage, would it look clear to me and blurry to other people? I always take for granted that a movie looks the same to everyone, but if it is filmed with a glass sheet in front of it with a prescription for vision, would that changes things? I'm sure there's an elementary answer to this, but for some reason I've pondered it a lot.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #680 on: October 14, 2012, 11:35:11 PM »
why does everyone else or most people take so long to do shits, i can snap a shit out, wipe my ass and wash my hands in like a minute. do they not realise you can push a poo out?

some people like to chill, man. sit back, relax, contemplate life.

learn to enjoy the finer things in life, bro

i can't relax when a penis shaped object is sliding through my butthole

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #681 on: October 14, 2012, 11:37:17 PM »
why does everyone else or most people take so long to do shits, i can snap a shit out, wipe my ass and wash my hands in like a minute. do they not realise you can push a poo out?
It's often useful to try save your shits for when you're at work, that way you get paid for it and you also save on buying loo roll, bleach, etc.  Double cashback...

this one i can understand i use to do this myself when i was working, although i'd still snap the motherfucker quick, than just chill in the toilet.


but i dunno i guess i'm just not a guy that enjoys shits, now pissing thats a whole different ball game, sometimes better than cummin.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #682 on: October 15, 2012, 03:09:30 AM »
Track with me on this one:

I wear contacts and see a blurry cluster of shit if I don't have them in. If someone was filming something and put my contact lens in front of the camera lens and then imported the footage, would it look clear to me and blurry to other people? I always take for granted that a movie looks the same to everyone, but if it is filmed with a glass sheet in front of it with a prescription for vision, would that changes things? I'm sure there's an elementary answer to this, but for some reason I've pondered it a lot.
no, it would just look blurrier. 

glasses/contacts work by bending rays of light passing through them, and effectively modifying the light's focal length so it falls onto the retina inside your eye.  Think of the retina as a screen in a movie theatre - if the projector isn't focused right, it will look blurry. 

Short-sightedness is caused because the eye's focal length is in front of the retina (i.e. the focusing point ends up short), and is corrected by having light bent outward to correct it through a concave lens (see diagram below):



Long-sightedness is the opposite - where the focal length falls beyond the retina, and is corrected via a convex lens which bends the light in even further



if you filmed with an hypothetical contact lens over a video camera, all you would get is an out of focus image.  Which if you're watching it without any further optical aids, will be even blurrier.




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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #683 on: October 15, 2012, 08:24:52 AM »
i can't relax when a penis shaped object is sliding through my butthole

are you worried that if you enjoy pooping you might be gay?? at least your diet is seemingly healthy
look who's eating dinner at 6 o'clock

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #684 on: October 15, 2012, 09:09:56 AM »
Wow, thank you for such a detailed answer buttpirate. I can now sleep easy.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #685 on: October 17, 2012, 04:44:56 PM »


intewesting

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #686 on: October 19, 2012, 03:43:52 AM »

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #689 on: October 19, 2012, 12:22:05 PM »