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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #690 on: November 20, 2012, 08:47:23 PM »
YOU CAN ALWAYS FIND WHAT YOU WANT SOMEWHERE ELSE

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Re: Things You Pondered Yesterday
« Reply #691 on: November 25, 2012, 01:40:39 AM »
ALIEN VAMPIRES STEALING OUR PERSONALITIES THROUGH OUR PCS. WE LL BE RE BUILD AS ROBOTS LATER

I LL PROBABLY BE ABDUCTED ANY GIVEN DAY AND PEOPLE WILL THINK IM DEAD


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #692 on: November 25, 2012, 11:27:56 AM »
Skating a shitty indoor is like masturbating.
Skating a good indoor park is like masturbating, but only with lotion and porn.
Skating shitty street spot/anything cellar door related is like getting head from hooker.
Skating a marble plaza is like having sex with a woman of your dreams.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #693 on: November 25, 2012, 11:50:37 AM »
I was sick recently and woke up and my bed was a swimming pool of disgusting putrid acidic sweat.I washed all the sheets/mattress covers but it soaked thru and my 8 month old expensive mattress smells like a chemical weapon.I wonder if its ruined or not
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #694 on: November 25, 2012, 12:41:15 PM »
Skating a shitty indoor is like masturbating.
Skating a good indoor park is like masturbating, but only with lotion and porn.
Skating shitty street spot/anything cellar door related is like getting head from hooker.
Skating a marble plaza is like having sex with a woman of your dreams.

What's bombing a hill? Trying to shave your balls with your wife's leg razor?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #695 on: November 26, 2012, 04:29:04 PM »
people almost killing themselves trying to get the title of SOTY. a trophy, and a chump-change check compared to what half of them are making

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #696 on: December 04, 2012, 03:26:11 PM »
What the fuck is this all about?
I'm posting from my blackberry wtf?!?!?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #697 on: December 04, 2012, 03:45:18 PM »
^I want one^

A while ago I climbed a mountain with my dad and my younger cousin. When we got to the top we ate lunch. My cousin pointed at a caterpillar and said "how do you think that caterpillar got on top of this mountain?" to which I replied "a better question is how did the mountain get under the caterpillar?" My dad thought it was so funny he laugh for about 20 minutes. His laughed echoed so people on the other side of the mountain started mocking him.  ;D

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #698 on: December 04, 2012, 05:10:41 PM »
When did Raven Tershay, become Raven Tershy? And why?
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 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #699 on: December 04, 2012, 07:53:26 PM »
is gangnam style a raindance? and did we bring sandy upon ourselves?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #700 on: December 06, 2012, 07:20:22 AM »
Why are 5 panel hats so expensive

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #701 on: December 06, 2012, 10:50:21 AM »
When did Raven Tershay, become Raven Tershy? And why?
He elaborates at the 1 min mark I think

I thought today, since it's okay to have nicotine in cigarettes which are universally known for being bad for you, what if you sold fruit with nicotine in it, then you'd be addicted to apples and whatnot.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #702 on: December 06, 2012, 11:40:52 AM »
I play thps2 on my phone all the time at work if I'm bored or whatever.  Am I the only one?  I can't be.  It's by far the best skate game app on the market.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #703 on: December 06, 2012, 11:46:02 AM »
I feel like there's a timer running now that I've turned 20 and it frightens me a bit. Also, Nyjah was more likeable as a sheltered rastafarian child and his new "swag" look is laughable.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #704 on: December 06, 2012, 11:47:03 AM »
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When did Raven Tershay, become Raven Tershy? And why?
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He elaborates at the 1 min mark I think

I thought today, since it's okay to have nicotine in cigarettes which are universally known for being bad for you, what if you sold fruit with nicotine in it, then you'd be addicted to apples and whatnot.

yo get to the patent office quick fool. Im your first investor btw

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #705 on: December 06, 2012, 11:49:08 AM »
^tomacco's blah blah blah simpsonsblah bleh
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #706 on: December 06, 2012, 12:26:12 PM »
^tomacco's blah blah blah simpsonsblah bleh

This tomato sucks, i want another one

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #707 on: December 06, 2012, 12:58:08 PM »
Does the set of all subsets contain itself?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #708 on: December 06, 2012, 01:15:53 PM »
Would this be really fun, or really terrible?
I'm posting from my blackberry wtf?!?!?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #709 on: December 06, 2012, 01:39:57 PM »
Everyone is full of crap. Literally. Not the things they say or do, but the fact that everyone walks around filled with their own fecal matter inside them all the time. So, you go hug grandma and you are essentially squuezing her poop while it sloshes around in her lower bowel areas.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #710 on: December 06, 2012, 09:27:34 PM »
I feel like there's a timer running now that I've turned 20 and it frightens me a bit. Also, Nyjah was more likeable as a sheltered rastafarian child and his new "swag" look is laughable.
holy shit i know that feel.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #711 on: December 14, 2012, 07:53:54 PM »
PRETTY SWEET IS THE BEST SK8 VIDEO I VE EVER SEEN

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #712 on: December 14, 2012, 07:57:18 PM »
Does the set of all subsets contain itself?
Yes.
"I'm regular, but I identify as switch backside."

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #713 on: December 15, 2012, 12:17:49 AM »
How can an over-the-counter medicine be called "prescription strength"? Their use of 'strength' suggests that medicines exist on a continuum of potency and once you cross some threshold it is suddenly only available through prescription. If this is how it works then "over-the-counter prescription-strength" is an oxymoron. Something can not be both prescription-strength and over-the-counter at the same time. False advertising!

I would gather that prescription medication goes beyond "potency" and also accounts for more dangerous chemicals being used that have to be monitored by a doctor. Seems self-evident. I could probably google this but why ruin the mystique of it all?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #714 on: December 15, 2012, 07:16:49 AM »
how many schools have to be shot up before a change is made.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #715 on: December 15, 2012, 02:49:49 PM »
how many schools have to be shot up before a change is made.

I just changed around my laundry.  So, one.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #716 on: December 15, 2012, 07:04:49 PM »
Why am I trapped in my own mind?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #717 on: December 19, 2012, 04:38:27 PM »
What is the smallest positive integer not definable in under eleven words?
"I'm regular, but I identify as switch backside."

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #718 on: December 19, 2012, 05:33:05 PM »
What is the smallest positive integer not definable in under eleven words?
The smallest positive integer not definable in under eleven words ;)

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #719 on: December 19, 2012, 06:56:42 PM »
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The smallest positive integer not definable in under eleven words ;)
In a way you just defined that integer, making it no longer relevant to my question. :o I guess it's all relevant to your definition of definable though.....
"I'm regular, but I identify as switch backside."