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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #840 on: May 13, 2013, 01:31:45 PM »
Probably not. I'm sure that is one of the only things that ghosts have to look forward to anymore.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #841 on: May 13, 2013, 04:43:57 PM »
How would you finish this?
How many Fast and Furious movies does it take...

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #842 on: May 14, 2013, 02:42:57 AM »
Is the 'dark flow' that is observed in the centaurus region of space the gravity  of another universe affecting ours, like two bubbles touching.  If so, could this pull of gravity from outside our own observable universe be related to the sudden expansion speculated after the big bang?    
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_flow
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #843 on: May 14, 2013, 11:42:48 AM »
If I should get back to work, or keep cruising the internet till my boss comes around to my desk. 

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #844 on: May 17, 2013, 04:59:15 AM »
How would you finish this?
How many Fast and Furious movies does it take...

...to guarantee a fun-filled sleepover party? Not enough, most likely.


Some skate-related things I was wondering about are:

Where did Vicky go?

Does anyone actually do Indy nosebones, or is that a trick relegated to video games and punk rock posters?

If a kid riding his board down the street got attacked, how many pros would stop to help him if they were driving by themselves?

Does Ari Marcopoulos still take skate photos?

What would Bukowski have thought about skating? I can't recall him mentioning it anywhere.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #845 on: May 17, 2013, 05:23:50 PM »
Does anyone actually do Indy nosebones, or is that a trick relegated to video games and punk rock posters?


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #846 on: May 17, 2013, 07:29:45 PM »
Does anyone actually do Indy nosebones, or is that a trick relegated to video games and punk rock posters?



Cardiel! Excellent photo, thanks for posting it.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #847 on: May 17, 2013, 07:49:52 PM »
Does "space" have mass? If it doesn't then why do we put it into the same category that would adhere to our laws of physics, and consequently the universe. Couldn't the universe (orbital bodies, matter, etc.) be projecting away from the origin of the big bang, but space be standing still because it doesn't move and is (unlike a universe) infinite. Meaning that we live in infinite space but a finite universe (multiverse).

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #848 on: May 17, 2013, 08:50:57 PM »
"space" is a vacuum, no mass.

Astrophysics?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #849 on: May 18, 2013, 05:09:55 AM »
Does "space" have mass? If it doesn't then why do we put it into the same category that would adhere to our laws of physics, and consequently the universe. Couldn't the universe (orbital bodies, matter, etc.) be projecting away from the origin of the big bang, but space be standing still because it doesn't move and is (unlike a universe) infinite. Meaning that we live in infinite space but a finite universe (multiverse).

I'm pretty deep in the bottle, but was thinking about this. Please feel free to crush.

I think the theory is that there isn't such a thing as totally empty space or a total vacuum; particles are coming into and out of existence all the time.  The Higgs field permeates all of space/time, and it's how particles interact with the Higgs field that gives them mass.
So, the Higgs field was created just after the initial big bang, and the coalescing of matter is a result of the Higgs field.  I think that's the prevailing theory, but someone else might know better on here?

edit: just found the wiki dude: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Higgs_field
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #850 on: May 19, 2013, 06:49:50 AM »
How do you tell neighbors who don't speak english to shut the fuck up and not park in your driveway?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #851 on: May 19, 2013, 12:45:07 PM »
How do you tell neighbors who don't speak english to shut the fuck up and not park in your driveway?
Shit on the hood of their car?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #852 on: May 19, 2013, 04:21:13 PM »
Does the oriental couple who live below me have a ton of sex or does the chick just despise her mate and bitches constantly?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #853 on: May 19, 2013, 04:50:56 PM »
there is no question it is the latter. can't believe you even had to ponder that.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #854 on: May 19, 2013, 05:00:26 PM »

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #855 on: May 27, 2013, 03:30:52 AM »
Would forcing someone to eat datura be a good way to torture them?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #856 on: May 27, 2013, 04:59:30 AM »
have you ever?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #857 on: June 04, 2013, 11:21:58 PM »
sooo what's the best way to flush THC out of your system? i didn't smoke for a full year but a week and a half ago i did for a few days, and i have a drug test coming up next week. what's worked for you guys?

wasn't sure which thread to post this in, but here it is

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #858 on: June 05, 2013, 01:45:08 AM »
What are the chances of me banging the girl sitting next to me at my internship?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #859 on: June 05, 2013, 02:00:20 AM »
What are the chances of me banging the girl sitting next to me at my internship?

You just need to stick your chest out and assert your dominance like an alpha chimp.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #860 on: June 05, 2013, 06:59:53 PM »
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #861 on: June 07, 2013, 08:30:03 PM »
I've been thinking about the Egg Theory a lot lately. I don't necessarily believe in it, but it's a neat thought.
According to the theory, you are all me, and I am me. I am living, will live, and have lived every life that there is to live. I am in training to become a god. And in doing so, I must live every life that there has been, is, or will ever be as my training. When I die in one life, I am able to communicate with another god that has matured and gone through this already, they will answer any questions I have and we can talk until I am born into my new life. Then once I live every life, I move into the real world where the gods reside. And then I train the next person by putting them into each life. So, if I help some lady put groceries in her trunk, I am helping myself, or if I get hit by a bus, I can become an some asian, female, worker in the 500's. Or Johnny Appleseed or something. So, you are all me and I am me. Or, we are all you and you are you.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #862 on: June 07, 2013, 08:57:50 PM »
How do you tell neighbors who don't speak english to shut the fuck up and not park in your driveway?
Shit on the hood of their car?
Post pics too.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #863 on: June 07, 2013, 09:20:01 PM »
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #864 on: June 07, 2013, 10:39:15 PM »
I've been thinking about the Egg Theory a lot lately. I don't necessarily believe in it, but it's a neat thought.
According to the theory, you are all me, and I am me. I am living, will live, and have lived every life that there is to live. I am in training to become a god. And in doing so, I must live every life that there has been, is, or will ever be as my training. When I die in one life, I am able to communicate with another god that has matured and gone through this already, they will answer any questions I have and we can talk until I am born into my new life. Then once I live every life, I move into the real world where the gods reside. And then I train the next person by putting them into each life. So, if I help some lady put groceries in her trunk, I am helping myself, or if I get hit by a bus, I can become an some asian, female, worker in the 500's. Or Johnny Appleseed or something. So, you are all me and I am me. Or, we are all you and you are you.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #865 on: June 08, 2013, 12:08:37 AM »

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #866 on: June 08, 2013, 02:45:27 AM »
^ "Instants are not parts of time, for time is not made up of instants any more than a magnitude is made of points. Hence it does not follow that a thing is not in motion in a given time, just because it is not in motion in any instant of that time."

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #867 on: June 23, 2013, 05:09:52 AM »
How long could you survive on life support ? . Lets say a really healthy dude who ate right and exercised his whole life .
Befor he starts getting too sick , we stick him on life support and have machines help him with everything

could we break the world record on longest living dude and push 150 ? 200 ?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #868 on: July 02, 2013, 03:37:11 PM »
Why does grape juice not taste like grapes?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #869 on: July 02, 2013, 04:31:27 PM »
It's called purple drank.

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