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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #870 on: July 02, 2013, 05:00:22 PM »
How would you finish this?
How many Fast and Furious movies does it take...
to get a gay person off

(my brother not me)

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #871 on: July 03, 2013, 07:13:57 PM »

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #872 on: July 04, 2013, 02:14:50 AM »
Youtube going out of business would have a profound effect on the archiving of skateboard history.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #873 on: July 07, 2013, 10:57:38 PM »
I've been thinking about the Egg Theory a lot lately. I don't necessarily believe in it, but it's a neat thought.
According to the theory, you are all me, and I am me. I am living, will live, and have lived every life that there is to live. I am in training to become a god. And in doing so, I must live every life that there has been, is, or will ever be as my training. When I die in one life, I am able to communicate with another god that has matured and gone through this already, they will answer any questions I have and we can talk until I am born into my new life. Then once I live every life, I move into the real world where the gods reside. And then I train the next person by putting them into each life. So, if I help some lady put groceries in her trunk, I am helping myself, or if I get hit by a bus, I can become an some asian, female, worker in the 500's. Or Johnny Appleseed or something. So, you are all me and I am me. Or, we are all you and you are you.

I'm going to tell you what I took from this.  Next time someone tells you to go fuck yourself, you can reply with, " Oh I have, an incomprehensible number of times."

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #874 on: July 12, 2013, 03:01:53 PM »
what the hell is that levis skate collection ad talkin about?
are they tryin to say im some sort of lame for skatin a 7.75?
I dont recall ever putting on anything Southpole in my life.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #875 on: July 13, 2013, 07:23:59 AM »
Why dont people like ricta anymore?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #876 on: July 13, 2013, 09:31:58 AM »
Why dont people like ricta anymore?

Cause their wheels are trash. Flat spot in like two seconds, slick as ice.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #877 on: July 13, 2013, 02:05:19 PM »
Why dont people like ricta anymore?

Cause their wheels are trash. Flat spot in like two seconds, slick as ice.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #878 on: July 13, 2013, 10:07:57 PM »
what the hell is that levis skate collection ad talkin about?
are they tryin to say im some sort of lame for skatin a 7.75?

Fuck I came here to post the same shit!!

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #879 on: July 16, 2013, 11:10:19 PM »
jenkem should do an article on the best ten deck snaps

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #880 on: July 19, 2013, 03:52:00 PM »
did SAP focus?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #881 on: July 21, 2013, 06:06:50 PM »
jenkem should do an article on the best ten deck snaps


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #882 on: July 21, 2013, 07:18:39 PM »
jenkem should do an article on the best ten deck snaps


Hensley (I believe) in end of first Black Label video, not to mention The One he did in the first place.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #883 on: July 22, 2013, 12:04:16 AM »
Been getting super into Buddhism and Buddhist thoughts and ways of living. I want to join the monastery(?) thats in my city but leaving life behind including skateboarding is a massive decision and would be pretty hard to commit too.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #884 on: July 22, 2013, 02:53:32 PM »
If you're going to join a monastery, go Catholic, move to Belgium and make/drink beer all day.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of retarded kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #885 on: July 25, 2013, 08:52:50 PM »
After getting a free, complimentary haircut from a stylist-in-training at a Supercuts, how much is the tip supposed to be? 
I gave a couple bucks.  Should I have tipped more?
I mean, how can you give 20% of zero? 

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #886 on: July 26, 2013, 01:26:02 AM »
If you're going to join a monastery, go Catholic, move to Belgium and make/drink beer all day.

Or go full retard and join the amish? Is that even possible? I'd go for that if I lived in the States.

Is 15 minutes of waiting on the phone too much time spent to give it up?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #887 on: July 26, 2013, 07:46:57 AM »
After getting a free, complimentary haircut from a stylist-in-training at a Supercuts, how much is the tip supposed to be? 
I gave a couple bucks.  Should I have tipped more?
I mean, how can you give 20% of zero? 

give them 20% of what it would normally cost?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #888 on: July 26, 2013, 09:27:22 PM »
After getting a free, complimentary haircut from a stylist-in-training at a Supercuts, how much is the tip supposed to be? 
I gave a couple bucks.  Should I have tipped more?
I mean, how can you give 20% of zero? 

give them 20% of what it would normally cost?

Nah, more than that. If you're getting hooked up, you gotta hook them up. Give them like 50%. You're getting a helluva deal, the least you can do is share in that.

...unless the haircut was shitty or took three hours. Then something like 20-30% is probably fine. Unless they were super nice.

If you're going to join a monastery, go Catholic, move to Belgium and make/drink beer all day.

Or go full retard and join the amish? Is that even possible? I'd go for that if I lived in the States.

The Amish are actually pretty rad. Aside from being nice to a fault, and the hardest workers, their philosophy on life is pretty cool, too. They aren't the Luddites people make them out to be; they don't embrace technology for its own sake, but they don't shun it either. They embrace technology only if it enriches their community. So they won't have personal telephones, as they're alienating (think about it, it's true); but they'll have a phone booth in their town, so their businesses can contact clients/vendors. And they're sure as shit not out there proselytizing like other religions, they keep to themselves about that.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #889 on: July 27, 2013, 03:37:52 AM »
will twuan have a part in keepin it real in the cell 3?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #890 on: July 27, 2013, 10:30:13 AM »
Why don't skaters make some sort of rubber cushioning that could go around the edges of a flash, so when your board shoots out into it and it falls over it doesn't get busted?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #891 on: July 27, 2013, 10:59:13 AM »
Why don't skaters make some sort of rubber cushioning that could go around the edges of a flash, so when your board shoots out into it and it falls over it doesn't get busted?
because then there would be no footage to put at the end of transworld videos, duh
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #892 on: July 27, 2013, 01:47:06 PM »
Why don't skaters make some sort of rubber cushioning that could go around the edges of a flash, so when your board shoots out into it and it falls over it doesn't get busted?

I made a thread on skate perception proposing a similar protection solution, but experienced photogs brushed the idea aside, because it happens very rarely and the bulbs are not that expensive

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #893 on: July 28, 2013, 12:54:15 PM »
how many times has jay leno received the stink palm over all the years he's shook hands with a section of his audience at the beginning of every show

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #894 on: August 05, 2013, 06:55:25 PM »
What ever happened to the forum feeders? Last one was in June.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #895 on: August 11, 2013, 07:22:12 PM »
WELL , I BELIEVE MEN WENT TO THE MOON
BUT HOW DID THEY COME BACK IF THERE WERENT ANY ROCKET LAUNCHERS THERE ???

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #896 on: August 12, 2013, 04:59:57 PM »
Why do people make it impossible to hang out? I have one person that follows through with plans. Everyone else is "busy".

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #897 on: August 12, 2013, 11:29:27 PM »
Why do people make it impossible to hang out? I have one person that follows through with plans. Everyone else is "busy".

Some are legitimately busy. Some are hiding their social anxiety. Fuck it, roll solo.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #898 on: August 13, 2013, 12:50:03 AM »
Or, if we did go, why the fuck has no one been back? All those years of technological evolution, why aren't slap users discounting hellaclips videos all "dude anyone can kickflip up 9 on the moon"?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #899 on: August 13, 2013, 05:17:23 PM »
Will anyone make me a gif of the Huf x Civilist demo of Dylan.'s first couple seconds for me? Probably not. But if so...