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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #930 on: October 05, 2013, 09:22:18 AM »
Why do I keep waking up with a headache? (Not a hangover)

Are you dehydrated?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #931 on: October 05, 2013, 09:42:29 AM »
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Why do I keep waking up with a headache? (Not a hangover)
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Are you dehydrated?
At the moment, no. I have at least two glasses of water before bed. I think it may be the position I sleep in.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #932 on: October 10, 2013, 02:17:47 PM »
Why do grocery stores ALWAYS double bag my shit instead of buying thicker, stronger bags?

What is the best free video-editing program for windows? I want to edit my shitty footage into a shitty part

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #933 on: October 10, 2013, 02:55:06 PM »
Why Slim Thug calls himself Slim Thug when he isn't exactly slim? Not that he is fat, but he just isnt slim?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #934 on: October 10, 2013, 03:15:49 PM »
Apparently Slim Thug was a lanky teenager.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #935 on: October 10, 2013, 03:32:43 PM »
Why do I always drink way too much coffee on an empty stomach?  Like, numerous times a week.  I know what's gonna happen.  Hershey squirts and dry heaving, tweaking.  Ugh.

Also, government shutdown and no one inspecting our food.  CONSPIRACY PARANOIA!!!!!

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #936 on: October 10, 2013, 04:27:09 PM »
Why do I continue to buy Vans shoes, knowing full well that they'll skate amazing for a few days, only to be disappointed by complete and utter floppiness?
Instant gratification leaves me feeling unfulfilled in the end and leaves my wallet a little lighter every time.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #937 on: October 16, 2013, 07:21:05 PM »
Why, after applying to so many places, have I not gotten any calls or emails about an interview? Gotta step up my game I guess.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #938 on: October 16, 2013, 07:44:33 PM »
Why do grocery stores ALWAYS double bag my shit instead of buying thicker, stronger bags?

What is the best free video-editing program for windows? I want to edit my shitty footage into a shitty part

You're lucky your city hasn't banned plastic bags and makes you pay $.10 for paper.


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #939 on: October 18, 2013, 04:21:40 PM »
Why don't we call kidney stones "pee gravel" instead?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #940 on: October 18, 2013, 06:13:24 PM »
Why Slim Thug calls himself Slim Thug when he isn't exactly slim? Not that he is fat, but he just isnt slim?
sometimes i ponder whether your username is supposed to be like an asian person saying "rold gold".... like the pretzel company. but i kind of doubt it.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #941 on: October 19, 2013, 12:43:30 AM »
Anyone remember maybe a year or two ago there was some photos posted on here of some weird ass guy with like these real doll mannequins that sort of had like cat/rabbit faces? He had them posed in the back of his convertible and they had on dresses and bras and stuff? Those pictures were super weird and I'd like to know if I can see them again???

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #942 on: October 19, 2013, 08:06:45 AM »
Anyone remember maybe a year or two ago there was some photos posted on here of some weird ass guy with like these real doll mannequins that sort of had like cat/rabbit faces? He had them posed in the back of his convertible and they had on dresses and bras and stuff? Those pictures were super weird and I'd like to know if I can see them again???
Search 4Chan, I'm sure you'll see them there.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #943 on: October 19, 2013, 08:28:29 AM »
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Why Slim Thug calls himself Slim Thug when he isn't exactly slim? Not that he is fat, but he just isnt slim?
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sometimes i ponder whether your username is supposed to be like an asian person saying "rold gold".... like the pretzel company. but i kind of doubt it.

Hahaha! It really is the name of a legendary Danish dish, 'R?d gr?d med fl?de'.



Apparently its one of the hardest sentences to pronounce when not being danish. Now you know! Haha

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #944 on: October 20, 2013, 10:22:18 PM »
If alcohol is a downer, why is it the only thing that makes me happy?
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #945 on: October 21, 2013, 01:47:43 AM »
If alcohol is a downer, why is it the only thing that makes me happy?

Because you probably need a break from feeling your body sensations, pains, obsessive thoughts etc. Beware though. Over time you'll have to drink more and more to get the same effect and then you'll have the old problem still. Whatever you were using alcohol to escape in the first place. Plus a new drinking problem. I go the weed, elivil and vitamins route to keep me in a manageable state personally.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #946 on: October 21, 2013, 04:25:44 AM »
If alcohol is a downer, why is it the only thing that makes me happy?

Because in that moment you do a shot everything fucks off. Everything.

Then drinking is the best thing ever. So much fucking fun (that you remember!)

Then your going through the empty bottles in the morning looking for drinks without smokes in them. And still drinking em if they have ash in them.

Then you find wine...
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #947 on: October 22, 2013, 06:01:53 PM »
How stupid is it that we all flock to this forum every day, and we can find the most up-to-the-minute skateboard/world news at pretty much every hour in the day here, despite the website completely falling off as far as content goes, with occasional web regurgitations every so often?  Slap fell off and yet it's my number one skate site. 

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #948 on: October 28, 2013, 12:26:34 PM »
Riding colored wheels...

If so, a thread about where you live and a picture of you. Then a pin map to see if it is popular in the midwest.
We need Malto to release the pic of Biebel drunk in an elevator with his wiener hanging out.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #949 on: October 28, 2013, 12:58:23 PM »
Why do grocery stores ALWAYS double bag my shit instead of buying thicker, stronger bags?

What is the best free video-editing program for windows? I want to edit my shitty footage into a shitty part
Windows Movie Maker

If alcohol is a downer, why is it the only thing that makes me happy?
I like the way Marc puts it:
Crail Couch with Marc Johnson
Who are you to judge what kinds of cocks he wants to suck?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #950 on: October 28, 2013, 01:27:48 PM »
"good dreams...."

Dat face at 3:45
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #951 on: October 28, 2013, 04:53:10 PM »
what were the dimensions of tom green's ramp in freddy got ffingered

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #952 on: October 29, 2013, 05:04:08 PM »
Are all guests now banned from lurking?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #953 on: October 31, 2013, 10:57:36 AM »
What's up with NYC skateparks in the morning? And by morning I mean like sunrise. I always go to LES cause I know I can get in, don't want to try to get into Tribeca park at the crack of dawn and be unable to skate or have some asshole yell at me about it not being open yet.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #954 on: October 31, 2013, 11:04:27 AM »
they open up chelsea pretty early i think. idk about tribeca, but both of those parks have those turnstile things at the entrance so you really can't get in until it is open.

for morning sessions I either go to LES or highbridge. Mccarren and 88th st. in queens don't really have much in the way of fences so I'm sure you could go there.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #955 on: October 31, 2013, 11:38:17 AM »
Is what we do here. Gossip about who's quitting what team, argue about who wears the best outfit even discuss our thoughts about Kenny Andersons divorce the same as people who watch reality tv, buy star magazine and know everything about the kardashians. Is it super lame and why do I enjoy it so much.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #956 on: October 31, 2013, 01:25:49 PM »
Is what we do here. Gossip about who's quitting what team, argue about who wears the best outfit even discuss our thoughts about Kenny Andersons divorce the same as people who watch reality tv, buy star magazine and know everything about the kardashians. Is it super lame and why do I enjoy it so much.

nothing is as lame as the fucking kardashians man. nothing.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #957 on: October 31, 2013, 01:48:57 PM »
At least our celebrities are celebrities because of they're good at something and are therefor deified. Kardashians don't do shit. Only one of them ever put out a video part that I like to watch and that shit was shared with Ray J.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #958 on: October 31, 2013, 01:51:20 PM »
At least our celebrities are celebrities because of they're good at something and are therefor deified. Kardashians don't do shit. Only one of them ever put out a video part that I like to watch and that shit was shared with Ray J.

that was the dumbest thing anyone has ever said on slap. a sex tape and a video part are two different things gay boy. are you implying that you masturbate to andrew reynolds parts, too?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #959 on: October 31, 2013, 01:56:39 PM »
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At least our celebrities are celebrities because of they're good at something and are therefor deified. Kardashians don't do shit. Only one of them ever put out a video part that I like to watch and that shit was shared with Ray J.
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that was the dumbest thing anyone has ever said on slap. a sex tape and a video part are two different things gay boy. are you implying that you masturbate to andrew reynolds parts, too?

sorry l33tg33k i enjoyed your comment but his trolling ruined it

i ran out of these wet wipes i sometime used on me bum and i really needed one so i pondered if i could just use one of those acne pad alcohol wipes but i decided against it
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