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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1020 on: December 05, 2013, 05:06:38 PM »

 mercury. i've been pondering a HAZMAT suit and a swimming pool full of the stuff. a metal that's a liquid. that can tell you the temperature. and it's poison?!?!?! other precious metals are bullshit, fort knox should've been full of toxic mercury. the extraction process is crazy too, they bake this rock called 'cinnabar' until mercury vapor comes out. then it cools into a liquid. i'm amazed it was discovered to begin w/. i also am amazed that cultures the world over all discovered bread.

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« Reply #1021 on: December 06, 2013, 07:01:28 AM »
its a complicated social issue but if anyone can figure it out im confident that it is rappers

hahaha spot on

exciteableboy, you seem... excitable

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« Reply #1022 on: December 06, 2013, 12:16:21 PM »
its a complicated social issue but if anyone can figure it out im confident that it is rappers

hahaha spot on

exciteableboy, you seem... excitable
Yeah you're probably right i need to get it together

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« Reply #1023 on: December 06, 2013, 06:02:26 PM »
if skateboarding ever ends up in the olympics i hope it runs like synchronized swimming.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1024 on: December 06, 2013, 09:27:26 PM »
but yeah fuck afventure time
butt fuck ass venture time hjaha

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1025 on: December 08, 2013, 02:43:07 AM »
in alien ressurection when ripley finds teh fucked up failed clones and it says 'kill meee' why does she torch it with a fucking flamethrower...thats like the least humane way to kill your failed clone predessecors...

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« Reply #1026 on: December 08, 2013, 10:41:56 AM »
How do I avoid going to this Christmas party at my job? I dont really click with anybody at work cuz they love Tyler Perry movies and Jesus and other shit I dont care about. Theres gonna be no alcohol at this party too.  I wanna say Im going outta town but that wont work because then I would have to take that week off just so it looks like I'm outta town.

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« Reply #1027 on: December 08, 2013, 11:01:17 AM »
Tell them you can't make it because you have to go drink alcohol with friends. They won't understand, but who cares?

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of retarded kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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« Reply #1028 on: December 08, 2013, 11:50:50 AM »
How do I avoid going to this Christmas party at my job? I dont really click with anybody at work cuz they love Tyler Perry movies and Jesus and other shit I dont care about. Theres gonna be no alcohol at this party too.?  I wanna say Im going outta town but that wont work because then I would have to take that week off just so it looks like I'm outta town.

You could go to the party and do a columbinme style activity?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1029 on: December 08, 2013, 12:09:25 PM »
Pull a George Costanza and just tell them that you have some "personal issues" that you can't really talk about.  Then at some later point you could tell them that you have Seasonal Affective Disorder or something.
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« Reply #1030 on: December 08, 2013, 12:40:36 PM »
bring a flask and talk about jesus

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1031 on: December 08, 2013, 02:28:14 PM »
would you rather read an abudabi post or have a screwdriver shoved up your ass?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1032 on: December 08, 2013, 02:35:13 PM »
bring a flask and talk about jesus
yep maybe rip a few bong loads in the car before you go in.

take as many bathroom breaks as possible and sit on the toilet and lurk slap
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« Reply #1033 on: December 08, 2013, 03:03:14 PM »
bring a flask and talk about jesus
yep maybe rip a few bong loads in the car before you go in.

take as many bathroom breaks as possible and sit on the toilet and lurk slap

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1034 on: December 08, 2013, 03:08:30 PM »
tell them theres a cool girl(she smokes weed) in the next town over and you already made plans with







oh wait hahaahaha
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1035 on: December 08, 2013, 05:05:40 PM »
Switching colleges...



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1036 on: December 08, 2013, 07:16:12 PM »
PHYLLOTAXIS





http://www.math.smith.edu/phyllo/Gallery/Pages/FrameSet.htm

goddamn it I used to go to one of the Five Colleges (people who run that website), probably could have taken a class about this stuff, oh well there are plenty of books.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1037 on: December 08, 2013, 07:20:06 PM »
in alien ressurection when ripley finds teh fucked up failed clones and it says 'kill meee' why does she torch it with a fucking flamethrower...thats like the least humane way to kill your failed clone predessecors...

Yeah! I thought that too. Especially when other characters have guns galore they could use. Its not a good movie so I won't dwell on it any further.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1038 on: December 09, 2013, 05:08:59 AM »
tell them theres a cool girl(she smokes weed) in the next town over and you already made plans with







oh wait hahaahaha
O thats a reference to a previous Ulysses post? You'll be happy to know I called her out and we reconciled so everything is all good with that situation. This party is my only concern at the moment. I already know I'm not going I just gotta figure out a way to tell them I'm not going. Everyones suggestions sound fool proof so far.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1039 on: December 09, 2013, 07:34:49 PM »
Is smoking out of a tin foil pipe bad? I've always thought so, because I just assumed you would inhale some fumes. But my friend claims that it isn't. Anyone know anything about dis?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1040 on: December 09, 2013, 07:41:41 PM »
its not that bad if but u might get old timers diesease

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1041 on: December 09, 2013, 07:43:46 PM »
Is smoking out of a tin foil pipe bad? I've always thought so, because I just assumed you would inhale some fumes. But my friend claims that it isn't. Anyone know anything about dis?

just had to smoke out of a tinfoil pipe cause i was too lazy to go buy more papers and my one hitter is no longer in my possession so fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1042 on: December 11, 2013, 06:41:42 PM »
My town's getting a Taco Del Mar.  My current options are delicious 10 dollar burritos or Taco Bell.  Should I be excited for Taco Del Mar?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1043 on: December 11, 2013, 06:52:51 PM »
fuck a $10 burrito chain the foods still gonna suck they just trick you into believing it doesnt

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1044 on: December 11, 2013, 07:31:05 PM »
fuck a $10 burrito chain the foods still gonna suck they just trick you into believing it doesnt

just like slap
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1045 on: December 14, 2013, 10:29:25 PM »
pondering how many times i'll break my hands by punching walls before i die. i'm at 2 breaks and maybe one or two dislocations in the past ten years.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1046 on: December 14, 2013, 11:17:15 PM »
pondering how many times i'll break my hands by punching walls before i die. i'm at 2 breaks and maybe one or two dislocations in the past ten years.

perhaps you should ponder the reasons why you're punching walls


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1047 on: December 14, 2013, 11:27:12 PM »
pondering how many times i'll break my hands by punching walls before i die. i'm at 2 breaks and maybe one or two dislocations in the past ten years.

perhaps you should ponder the reasons why you're punching walls




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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1048 on: December 15, 2013, 01:35:37 AM »
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1049 on: December 17, 2013, 07:57:47 PM »
this girls hair touched my face and it felt good then i realized maybe i should try and get a girlfriend or something.