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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1050 on: December 27, 2013, 03:47:14 AM »
I'm certain they use the bathroom of the sex they wish they were.

so youre telling me all i have to do is dress up as a girl and i can freely walk into womens bathrooms and listen to their pees and poos?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1051 on: December 27, 2013, 04:09:15 AM »
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its a complicated social issue but if anyone can figure it out im confident that it is rappers
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exciteableboy, you seem... excitable

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1052 on: December 27, 2013, 09:18:53 AM »
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I'm certain they use the bathroom of the sex they wish they were.
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so youre telling me all i have to do is dress up as a girl and i can freely walk into womens bathrooms and listen to their pees and poos?

makes me think of the time that i took a girl on a date and she supposedly "passed out on the toilet" while i watched numerous hot girls walk in and out and spend 15 minutes in there at a time.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1053 on: December 28, 2013, 12:34:57 AM »
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I'm certain they use the bathroom of the sex they wish they were.
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so youre telling me all i have to do is dress up as a girl and i can freely walk into womens bathrooms and listen to their pees and poos?
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makes me think of the time that i took a girl on a date and she supposedly "passed out on the toilet" while i watched numerous hot girls walk in and out and spend 15 minutes in there at a time.

was she drunk or just that bored on the date?


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1054 on: January 08, 2014, 11:01:38 AM »
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1055 on: January 08, 2014, 11:16:39 AM »

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1056 on: January 08, 2014, 05:13:22 PM »
im currently unemployed, but ive got savings and all so it's no big deal, plus im a loser and still live at home so i dont have many bills either. I want to get another job though, but im lazy as shit. life hard.

also ive been single for years and im very lonely.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1057 on: January 08, 2014, 05:20:52 PM »
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I'm certain they use the bathroom of the sex they wish they were.
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so youre telling me all i have to do is dress up as a girl and i can freely walk into womens bathrooms and listen to their pees and poos?
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makes me think of the time that i took a girl on a date and she supposedly "passed out on the toilet" while i watched numerous hot girls walk in and out and spend 15 minutes in there at a time.
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was she drunk or just that bored on the date?



Both. The music sucked and she drank before at her house, in my car on the way there, and then at the club. I felt so awkward just standing around waiting for her while I'm pretty sure she was diking it out in the ladies room.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1058 on: January 08, 2014, 06:03:23 PM »
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in the same boat

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1059 on: January 08, 2014, 08:55:55 PM »
Are mentally challenged people the only ones who wear transition lens glasses?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1060 on: January 08, 2014, 09:25:01 PM »
Are mentally challenged people the only ones who wear transition lens glasses?

Elderly folk too... Although they probably have dementia anyways....

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1061 on: January 08, 2014, 11:12:27 PM »
if i've been making smart financial decisions...the verdict is no
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1062 on: January 09, 2014, 11:24:39 PM »
If Coke is better than Pepsi then why is Cherry Pepsi better than Cherry Coke?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1063 on: January 16, 2014, 10:37:33 PM »
I'm starting to wonder if its my second life and I'm being punished for killing a skateboarder in the previous life.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1064 on: January 16, 2014, 10:43:23 PM »
if pouring cement today was shtoops and if so, is there any way to salvage it? i think it'll still harden just take longer. right? guess i'm more worrying than pondering.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1065 on: January 16, 2014, 10:57:24 PM »
If Coke is better than Pepsi then why is Cherry Pepsi better than Cherry Coke?
I should really just ignore you.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1066 on: January 16, 2014, 11:11:34 PM »
if pouring cement today was shtoops and if so, is there any way to salvage it? i think it'll still harden just take longer. right? guess i'm more worrying than pondering.
a bag of cements like 9 bux. why worry?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1067 on: January 16, 2014, 11:17:11 PM »
a bag of cements like 9 bux. why worry?
$9? shee-it! more like $3.80 for a fancy 80 pounder here, cheaper for the low end stuff. i spose you're right about it not being a big deal but i'm a recovering alcoholic so i'm compulsive about other stuff now. i want my obstacles to be a success. right now! and i want an oompa loompa! nah, but i don't have too much going on so i've been obsessing over our DIY and technically we weren't gonna really work on it til spring, now it's haunting my sleep. got 4 dozen bricks we picked from urban detritus.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1068 on: January 16, 2014, 11:26:33 PM »
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a bag of cements like 9 bux. why worry?
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$9? shee-it! more like $3.80 for a fancy 80 pounder here, cheaper for the low end stuff. i spose you're right about it not being a big deal but i'm a recovering alcoholic so i'm compulsive about other stuff now. i want my obstacles to be a success. right now! and i want an oompa loompa! nah, but i don't have too much going on so i've been obsessing over our DIY and technically we weren't gonna really work on it til spring, now it's haunting my sleep. got 4 dozen bricks we picked from urban detritus.

why an oompa loompa? they play those damn pan flutes and where clown make up and sing songs and dance. not to mention that Willy Wonka is an evil evil man for putting those people on the psycho tunnel boat. that's right, psycho tunnel boat. what a fuck up. not to mention the maniacal shit going on inside his head to get Slugworth to pull that shit with Charlie on the Gobstopper tip. Fuck dem niggas. Not to mention Wonka getting pissed about Charlie and Gramps stealing fizzy lifting drink.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1069 on: January 16, 2014, 11:44:38 PM »


why an oompa loompa? they play those damn pan flutes and where clown make up and sing songs and dance. not to mention that Willy Wonka is an evil evil man for putting those people on the psycho tunnel boat. that's right, psycho tunnel boat. what a fuck up. not to mention the maniacal shit going on inside his head to get Slugworth to pull that shit with Charlie on the Gobstopper tip. Fuck dem niggas. Not to mention Wonka getting pissed about Charlie and Gramps stealing fizzy lifting drink.
cause oompa loompas get the job done. charlie was just as guilty as veruca salt and the other kids of sneaking treats but had less personality. i wouldn't have given him the factory. or maybe i would've outta pity but he'd run it into the ground. the psycho tunnel ride was just a ride. spooky but harmless. if we weren't basing our DIY offa harlan county, kentucky i'd maybe consider making it wonka themed.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1070 on: January 17, 2014, 06:29:25 PM »
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1071 on: January 17, 2014, 06:41:14 PM »
I'd be damned that the 80 pounder is only 3 bux.... prob cuz you're closer to Maine where they chip all that shit up. You ever skated Maine homie?

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« Reply #1072 on: January 17, 2014, 09:45:12 PM »
I'd be damned that the 80 pounder is only 3 bux.... prob cuz you're closer to Maine where they chip all that shit up. You ever skated Maine homie?
my friend lived in waterville and alls we did was drink but when he moved to augusta we usedta skate the park there and some stuff enroute to the park. it's gone now but it was all green wood/metal. i think it was closer to $5 for 80 lbs today but i bought the ripped bags for half price. charge it to da game, home depot!

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1073 on: January 30, 2014, 02:33:29 PM »
is that song "my hittas" aactually about niggas ???

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1074 on: January 30, 2014, 02:36:07 PM »
is that song "my hittas" aactually about niggas ???

would you rather read an abudabi post or have a screwdriver shoved up your ass?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1075 on: January 31, 2014, 10:42:45 AM »
Wondering if there's ever been a porn filmed like a skate part.... Different spots, lines of tricks, music, big drops, double kinks, etc....

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1076 on: January 31, 2014, 11:01:43 AM »
Wondering if there's ever been a porn filmed like a skate part.... Different spots, lines of tricks, music, big drops, double kinks, etc....

ive seen every porno the internet
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ponder no longer
the answer
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no
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1077 on: January 31, 2014, 11:07:50 AM »
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Wondering if there's ever been a porn filmed like a skate part.... Different spots, lines of tricks, music, big drops, double kinks, etc....
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ive seen every porno the internet
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ponder no longer
the answer
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no
that's impossible. there's a new porn on the web every second.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1078 on: January 31, 2014, 11:17:35 AM »
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Wondering if there's ever been a porn filmed like a skate part.... Different spots, lines of tricks, music, big drops, double kinks, etc....
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ive seen every porno the internet
has to offer
ponder no longer
the answer
is
no
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that's impossible. there's a new porn on the web every second.

you obviously dont understand my lack of things to do besides watch porn
i dont even jerk it every time
sometimes i just like to watch porn for the cinematic quality
would you rather read an abudabi post or have a screwdriver shoved up your ass?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1079 on: January 31, 2014, 11:38:16 AM »
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Wondering if there's ever been a porn filmed like a skate part.... Different spots, lines of tricks, music, big drops, double kinks, etc....
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ive seen every porno the internet
has to offer
ponder no longer
the answer
is
no
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that's impossible. there's a new porn on the web every second.
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you obviously dont understand my lack of things to do besides watch porn
i dont even jerk it every time
sometimes i just like to watch porn for the cinematic quality
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