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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1200 on: August 07, 2014, 09:52:08 AM »
that's why i said it should be legal to let an animal bang you [consensual] vs fucking turtles [nonconsensual]. the statue just sparked the conversation. and no, that base is atop a 3 foot fountain so you can't skate it. in the 90s you could grind it but they put a bunch of mulch around it and cockblocked the spot.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1201 on: August 14, 2014, 09:32:37 PM »
What's it like to eat da booty?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1202 on: August 15, 2014, 08:08:07 PM »
ive been pondering whether or not to learn how to do those dirt jump gaps on a bmx i have aquired. I learned little ones but am scared (with reason) to do big ones. I had a super vivid dream about it last nite.  I thinki i am gonna buy extra full padding and maybye go for it but i dont even enjoy it as much as skating so i dunno, it is a compleatly different feeling tho and i can do "moto whips" on little jumps (which got me super stoked)
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« Reply #1203 on: August 18, 2014, 04:19:10 AM »
ive been pondering whether or not to learn how to do those dirt jump gaps on a bmx i have aquired. I learned little ones but am scared (with reason) to do big ones. I had a super vivid dream about it last nite.?  I thinki i am gonna buy extra full padding and maybye go for it but i dont even enjoy it as much as skating so i dunno, it is a compleatly different feeling tho and i can do "moto whips" on little jumps (which got me super stoked)

this aint DIG magazine bruh.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1204 on: August 18, 2014, 07:30:38 AM »
I was watching the Cale Nuske french fred ep today and was thinking; I wonder If he got booted from cliche or if he just sorta retired? He still seems popular so I doubt board sales at the time were a problem, but he was probably thinking that he was never going to be able to film a video part again and didn't want to do serious permanent damage to his knee (yes I now he still skates) Pushing himself to film one. Kinda the way Shane Hale said it happened to him at Baker. I've seen on his Instagram that Cliche is still Giving him boards, and were asking him if he wanted any tricks in Bon Voyage.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1205 on: August 19, 2014, 01:46:38 AM »
If i were to hit someone with a detached prosthetic leg, would it be a kick or a punch?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1206 on: August 19, 2014, 05:39:01 AM »
Janoski and Nyjah could make Asphalt Yacht Club a reality buy purchasing Yachts. Riley could join as well I suppose if his dad lends him some dollars.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1207 on: August 19, 2014, 02:21:04 PM »
I an I dwas jammin eek a mouse an I an I wonda wot "bong bong bing bong bong" a mean? me no say dat!
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1208 on: August 24, 2014, 08:59:48 PM »
what the correct course of action is when u see a silverfish chillin right as youre initiating a mean shit

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1209 on: August 24, 2014, 09:40:51 PM »
I an I dwas jammin eek a mouse an I an I wonda wot "bong bong bing bong bong" a mean? me no say dat!

You got to quit with this little rasta personality you have, shit got old after the first post. Also, today I pondered how mtv still exists?
This has me cracking up, what exactly does Black Flag have to do with measuring your dick starting behind ya nuts?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1210 on: August 24, 2014, 10:11:50 PM »
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I an I dwas jammin eek a mouse an I an I wonda wot "bong bong bing bong bong" a mean? me no say dat!
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You got to quit with this little rasta personality you have, shit got old after the first post. Also, today I pondered how mtv still exists?
I actually kinda think his whole Fakemaican schtick is hilarious. Adds a strange strain hint of person to the slap boards.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1211 on: August 28, 2014, 02:27:35 PM »
imagine the majesty of passenger pigeons blotting out the sun, their excrement falling down like a flurry of snowflakes? i can and it's beautiful. i like the pigeons we have now too but these guys were mobb deep! alas, people killed them all and i don't buy this article's 'jurassic park' premise that they'll be re-animated via genetic engineering. but if they do, i hope the dodo bird makes a comeback too.
http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/animals/blogs/100-years-later-the-passenger-pigeon-still-haunts-us

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1212 on: August 29, 2014, 09:12:53 AM »
If a shark/bear/lion ate me right after I got stoned, would they get stoned ???

no

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1213 on: August 29, 2014, 10:49:39 AM »
how does a Spanish person pronounce the name Jill?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1214 on: August 29, 2014, 10:53:03 AM »
hill. or they would say "que?" since its english and no spanish person speaks proper english.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1215 on: August 29, 2014, 11:10:55 AM »
hill. or they would say "que?" since its english and no spanish person speaks proper english.

but there is no "ll" sound, like kill, bill, drill... it's sounded out like a "ye".  so the letter J is sounded out like a "ye", then the ll is a "ye". 
 ye-i-ye

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1216 on: August 29, 2014, 11:48:57 AM »
What was the method for keeping Wu-Tang money all up in the family again, never seem to quite recall it.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1217 on: August 29, 2014, 01:59:43 PM »
What was the method for keeping Wu-Tang money all up in the family again, never seem to quite recall it.
ya gotta let 'my seeds marry his seeds, marry his seeds'. after a generation or 2 the clan gonna be on that incest tip. maybe rethink it guys or add a lot more genes [rappers] to da clan.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1218 on: August 29, 2014, 07:49:24 PM »
If i were to hit someone with a detached prosthetic leg, would it be a kick or a punch?


that there is a proper ponder!


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1219 on: August 29, 2014, 07:53:03 PM »
Nyjah should own a night club and name it Nine Club.  8)
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1220 on: August 29, 2014, 09:00:52 PM »
Do Mexican people laugh in English? Damn think about it.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1221 on: August 29, 2014, 09:20:13 PM »
Do Mexican people laugh in English? Damn think about it.
according to bright eyes [expert on all subjects]
'they laugh in a language i don't understand'

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1222 on: August 30, 2014, 03:57:00 PM »
Well according to my homies on fbook that chill in spanish harlem a mexican laugh is spelt "jajajajajaja". so no.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1223 on: August 30, 2014, 04:09:52 PM »
Does Reverend Run have regrets for having made "the devil sell him his soul"???

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1224 on: August 30, 2014, 04:40:08 PM »
Well according to my homies on fbook that chill in spanish harlem a mexican laugh is spelt "jajajajajaja". so no.

Jaja is catalan and spanish for haha . Im not sure if Portuguese do the same but I do believe so


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1225 on: September 01, 2014, 07:00:29 AM »
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Well according to my homies on fbook that chill in spanish harlem a mexican laugh is spelt "jajajajajaja". so no.
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Jaja is catalan and spanish for haha . Im not sure if Portuguese do the same but I do believe so



Do French people type out hon hon hon when they're laughing online?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1226 on: September 02, 2014, 10:43:52 AM »
i was never an athlete but i miss drinking sport shakes. what happened to them?


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1227 on: September 02, 2014, 11:00:21 AM »
how to break tillikum out of seaworld and not get my dick bit off.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1228 on: September 08, 2014, 09:17:20 AM »
What does it mean if a girl has a giant cross for a lower back tattoo?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1229 on: September 08, 2014, 12:05:57 PM »
Every sperm is holy. Put them all on the cross.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.