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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1230 on: August 30, 2014, 04:09:52 PM »
Does Reverend Run have regrets for having made "the devil sell him his soul"???

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« Reply #1231 on: August 30, 2014, 04:40:08 PM »
Well according to my homies on fbook that chill in spanish harlem a mexican laugh is spelt "jajajajajaja". so no.

Jaja is catalan and spanish for haha . Im not sure if Portuguese do the same but I do believe so


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« Reply #1232 on: September 01, 2014, 07:00:29 AM »
Well according to my homies on fbook that chill in spanish harlem a mexican laugh is spelt "jajajajajaja". so no.

Jaja is catalan and spanish for haha . Im not sure if Portuguese do the same but I do believe so



Do French people type out hon hon hon when they're laughing online?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1233 on: September 02, 2014, 10:43:52 AM »
i was never an athlete but i miss drinking sport shakes. what happened to them?


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« Reply #1234 on: September 02, 2014, 11:00:21 AM »
how to break tillikum out of seaworld and not get my dick bit off.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1235 on: September 08, 2014, 09:17:20 AM »
What does it mean if a girl has a giant cross for a lower back tattoo?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1236 on: September 08, 2014, 12:05:57 PM »
Every sperm is holy. Put them all on the cross.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of retarded kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1237 on: September 08, 2014, 10:20:12 PM »
« Last Edit: September 08, 2014, 10:24:36 PM by weedpop »

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1238 on: September 09, 2014, 12:55:04 AM »
Why is life so hard.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1239 on: September 09, 2014, 09:54:54 AM »
Every sperm is holy. Put them all on the cross.

Seems logical. I was thinking that it meant 'down for Jesus, and anal' but those are opposing interests, so I wasn't sure.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1240 on: September 09, 2014, 07:05:37 PM »
What does it mean if a girl has a giant cross for a lower back tattoo?
I dated a girl that had a sun tramp stamp.
The sun had a face that looked just like Eric Roberts.
If I blew a load on Eric Roberts face, am I gay?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1241 on: September 09, 2014, 07:08:39 PM »


let jesus fuck you

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1242 on: September 09, 2014, 07:41:40 PM »
^whats that from?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1243 on: September 09, 2014, 08:03:53 PM »
contray to popular belief, every sperm is NOT holy just like all unfertilised eggs

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1244 on: September 09, 2014, 08:44:25 PM »
pondering who i can get to shoot me in the jaw [talkin about birds ate my face] in order to stop my toothache. also, all the dumb cunts on fb and elsewhere who are against raising minimum wage. some of it may be lost in translation but tufty usually sounds like a big dummy but he made an interesting point once about the goverment, post WW2 raised our standard of living so's to not let us get swayed to communism. after the fall of the USSR our quality of life has slowly ebbed.
it is curious that we had a great depression and just total disparity between rich and poor but during the 50s one high school educated man's income could purchase a home, support a wife and kids and ever since we've needed double incomes [or higher education] to get by or be comfy.
when i started working minimum was only $4.25 or $4.75 but that was a pack of stoges and 2 gallons of gas. i think that's a good template, every hour of work equal to a pack of name brand stoges and 2 gallons of gas.
that and i think jobs should pay more in direct correlation to how shitty/physically hard they are.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1245 on: September 09, 2014, 11:26:07 PM »
Are skidmarks some advanced medium in which our butt holes are trying to communicate complex thoughts to us through patterns/long forgotten manuscript or are they just snappy retorts exclaiming, "Hey buddy, here's a little quality control feedback on your wiping...It's shit."?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1246 on: September 09, 2014, 11:36:20 PM »
Nature's own Rorshach test.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of retarded kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1247 on: September 10, 2014, 03:54:25 AM »
if you stand at the exact point of the north pole, is the next step you take guaranteed to be due south?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1248 on: September 10, 2014, 05:31:14 AM »
if you stand at the exact point of the north pole, is the next step you take guaranteed to be due south?

nope. theres 359 other angels you could be facing    DUH

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1249 on: September 10, 2014, 06:41:48 AM »
if you stand at the exact point of the north pole, is the next step you take guaranteed to be due south?

nope. theres 359 other angels you could be facing    DUH

wouldn't all 360 degrees point directly towards the geographical south pole though (assuming the earth is a perfect sphere)?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1250 on: September 10, 2014, 09:53:42 PM »

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1251 on: September 10, 2014, 10:23:25 PM »
if you stand at the exact point of the north pole, is the next step you take guaranteed to be due south?

nope. theres 359 other angels you could be facing    DUH

wouldn't all 360 degrees point directly towards the geographical south pole though (assuming the earth is a perfect sphere)?

Confirmed. We talked about this in an astronomy course I took once.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1252 on: September 11, 2014, 06:28:23 AM »
if you stand at the exact point of the north pole, is the next step you take guaranteed to be due south?

nope. theres 359 other angels you could be facing    DUH

wouldn't all 360 degrees point directly towards the geographical south pole though (assuming the earth is a perfect sphere)?

Confirmed. We talked about this in an astronomy course I took once.
thanks for clarifying. a special thank you also goes out to dirtyweemidden for imparting his knowledge and insight ;)

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1253 on: September 11, 2014, 06:36:04 AM »
Twitch flip??? Shit

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« Reply #1254 on: September 11, 2014, 06:41:37 AM »

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1255 on: September 11, 2014, 07:14:30 AM »
if you stand at the exact point of the north pole, is the next step you take guaranteed to be due south?

nope. theres 359 other angels you could be facing?  ?  DUH

wouldn't all 360 degrees point directly towards the geographical south pole though (assuming the earth is a perfect sphere)?

Confirmed. We talked about this in an astronomy course I took once.
thanks for clarifying. a special thank you also goes out to dirtyweemidden for imparting his knowledge and insight ;)


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1256 on: September 11, 2014, 07:30:06 AM »
BTW, the earth is a perfect sphere. It's more perfect than a billiard ball.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1257 on: September 11, 2014, 08:42:06 AM »
if you stand at the exact point of the north pole, is the next step you take guaranteed to be due south?

nope. theres 359 other angels you could be facing    DUH

angels are tight bro

how did the first language get translated?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1258 on: September 11, 2014, 08:59:43 AM »
If there was a cliff that was a mile high( or a few miles high) and below was, say, a couple miles deep filled with feathers, could you jump off and survive? My feeling is that the feathers would slow you down in such a slow matter that you'd eventually come to a stop deep in a puff of feathers. Granted, you'd probably suffocate being inside all the feathers, but I've always wondered if you could survive a jump like that.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1259 on: September 11, 2014, 09:15:30 AM »
^whats that from?
The Exorcist. 
fuck i was wondering if thats what it was, i really need to watch that