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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1290 on: November 19, 2014, 11:32:52 AM »
i've got hep C. i seen that some euro kids did an experiment w/ cell phones and seeds. basically the low radiation emitted from the cell phone inhibited cellular growth in the seeds and nothing came of them [while in another room the seeds judy bloomed]. i'm applying this science to my liver and keeping my obama phone in my right jacket pocket, a little modern homeopathic cure.
i'll letchaz know how it works out and hopefully it's not enough radiation that i trade hep C for the 'big C'. wouldn't that be kafka-esque?

Not trying to bum you out, but in many cases hep c does turn into the big c, (hepatocellular carcinoma to be specific). On the bright side, what have you got to lose?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1291 on: November 19, 2014, 11:38:51 AM »
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i've got hep C. i seen that some euro kids did an experiment w/ cell phones and seeds. basically the low radiation emitted from the cell phone inhibited cellular growth in the seeds and nothing came of them [while in another room the seeds judy bloomed]. i'm applying this science to my liver and keeping my obama phone in my right jacket pocket, a little modern homeopathic cure.
i'll letchaz know how it works out and hopefully it's not enough radiation that i trade hep C for the 'big C'. wouldn't that be kafka-esque?
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Not trying to bum you out, but in many cases hep c does turn into the big c, (hepatocellular carcinoma to be specific). On the bright side, what have you got to lose?
not bummed kolostrum. i think heppa to the hoppa is only fatal like 1 in 20 and though i did a number on myself drinking i've got 4 yrs offa that so i'd like to think i'm fixing myself. wouldn't that be the ultimate irony, quit drinking [currently] quitting smoking and get cancer regardless. realistically i'll overdose before i rot away from some disease but i wanna skate and have my dick work until such a time so i'm half nihilistic and half trying to live forever. and 3/4 shtooops.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1292 on: November 20, 2014, 12:33:56 AM »
does the pornstar mercedes lynn ever get naked in video? she always wearing some type of clothing, the videos i have seen anyway

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1293 on: November 20, 2014, 11:18:20 AM »
How do blind people know when they're done wiping their ass?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1294 on: November 21, 2014, 02:20:52 AM »
haha, 'Out of sight, out of mind' I guess.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1295 on: November 21, 2014, 03:59:14 AM »
How do blind people know when they're done wiping their ass?

I like the way you think haha

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1296 on: November 21, 2014, 10:24:21 AM »
Are white South Africans that immigrated to the United States African American?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1297 on: November 22, 2014, 10:06:50 AM »
No, they're just boering.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1298 on: November 23, 2014, 09:07:16 AM »
How do blind people know when they're done wiping their ass?

The same way they test if the milk has gone bad or not

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1299 on: November 23, 2014, 05:37:18 PM »
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How do blind people know when they're done wiping their ass?
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The same way they test if the milk has gone bad or not
by asking their friends who can see.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1300 on: November 23, 2014, 07:28:26 PM »
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How do blind people know when they're done wiping their ass?
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The same way they test if the milk has gone bad or not

It's true, my cousin is blind and for every dump he has to do the taste test.
"Let's just do something stupid and ridiculous and just be as fucking regular as we possibly can."

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1301 on: November 23, 2014, 09:47:55 PM »
^what, is he blind and hard of smelling? why cant he smell a piece of toilet paper?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1302 on: November 24, 2014, 12:16:33 AM »
^what, is he blind and hard of smelling? why cant he smell a piece of toilet paper?

Even if you didn't take a shit, your toilet paper plies can still smell. So it's not really an effective way of knowing

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1303 on: November 24, 2014, 03:09:36 AM »
am i high right now, do i ever get nervous

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1304 on: November 24, 2014, 02:19:18 PM »
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^what, is he blind and hard of smelling? why cant he smell a piece of toilet paper?
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Even if you didn't take a shit, your toilet paper plies can still smell. So it's not really an effective way of knowing
but tasting your butthole works like a charm? this is highly confusing.


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1305 on: November 24, 2014, 03:52:37 PM »
I can imagine a blind guy trying to do a smell test and bringing the tp a little too close to his face. Might even give himself an accidental Shitler.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1306 on: November 27, 2014, 02:33:04 PM »
my brother asked me if i wanted anything for christmas on facebook (he lives hella far away) and i told him he didnt have to get me anything because im broke, and i cant really buy gifts for anyone. he told me thats not how christmas works... how does christmas work?
seriously if someone knows what he means by that id appreciate the explanation, lol

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1307 on: December 19, 2014, 09:10:48 AM »
Who wore it better?



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1308 on: December 19, 2014, 04:17:42 PM »
Who wore it better?



That pop shuv was heavenly

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1309 on: December 19, 2014, 11:58:54 PM »
am i single,  i heard i fucked a girl is is true
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1310 on: December 20, 2014, 08:38:29 AM »
this asphalt yaawk club banner has drawn jaws' last name to my attention. now im wondering if he uses jaws to avoid "homo" jokes. kinda funny either way.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1311 on: December 20, 2014, 11:33:07 PM »
Contemplating doing a a New York trip for spring break.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1312 on: December 20, 2014, 11:57:06 PM »
You know when people tweak out ollies or kickflips where there ankles go sideways as in the photo below? Has anyone ever forgotten to level out their feet and just landed on there ankles sideways? I know it's a terrible thought, but it's something I truly wondered today.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1313 on: January 09, 2015, 03:28:20 PM »
It's weird how everyone hates licorice but everyone of the 12 year-old girls I know loves Jagermeister.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1314 on: January 11, 2015, 01:59:17 PM »
These Lumosity.com commercial people are the most pathetic bunch of retards I've ever seen. Lol my brain's real good now!

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1315 on: January 12, 2015, 07:40:54 AM »
I'm downsizing my skate deck from a 8 to a 7.75 so i can hopefully get my 360 underflips.

Do I get a SHUTNYC? I saw Hopps has one too but it's a little long for 7.75. Zoo York? Creature? Blank and some markers?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1316 on: January 12, 2015, 01:07:37 PM »
I'm downsizing my skate deck from a 8 to a 7.75 so i can hopefully get my 360 underflips.

Do I get a SHUTNYC? I saw Hopps has one too but it's a little long for 7.75. Zoo York? Creature? Blank and some markers?
markers no matter what the board.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1317 on: February 15, 2015, 12:28:07 PM »
How come I never realized that Johnny Ola is Junior Soprano until today?

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1318 on: February 15, 2015, 12:32:45 PM »
How come I never realized that Johnny Ola is Junior Soprano until today?
cause you're dumb as a box of rocks.
i'm pondering why 'hipster runoff' ignored me. dude was my favorite poster.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1319 on: February 15, 2015, 01:48:34 PM »
You're right. Because I don't do heroin.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.