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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1440 on: August 12, 2015, 04:53:00 PM »
I sometimes fear I may never forget her.

Gnar'd.

Today and yesterday I wondered and pondered on the ideas of drink and tobacco being legal and marijuana (mostly) not being legal, and whether  or not tobacco was just another form of population control. Then I watched a documentary on Josef Fritzl and had to go to bed. Heavy shit,that.
I'm going to argue that Placebo owes their entire career to a Canadian dude's skate video part. Appleyard should be getting royalties for this shit.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1441 on: August 13, 2015, 09:16:45 AM »
WTF is wrong with women

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1442 on: August 13, 2015, 05:38:37 PM »
WTF is wrong with women

PMT. Good ol' sexism.
I'm going to argue that Placebo owes their entire career to a Canadian dude's skate video part. Appleyard should be getting royalties for this shit.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1443 on: August 13, 2015, 05:46:50 PM »
do old men ever look at old ladies and go "she'd be hot if she wasnt so old"?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1444 on: August 14, 2015, 12:10:36 AM »
do old men ever look at old ladies and go "she'd be hot if she wasnt so old"?
Ever? Probably.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1445 on: August 14, 2015, 04:11:07 AM »
do old men ever look at old ladies and go "she'd be hot if she wasnt so old"?
yes. ;D
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1446 on: August 18, 2015, 02:54:14 AM »
any skate companies make plastic coffee mugs to take to the park?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1447 on: August 20, 2015, 06:53:33 PM »
I was randomly thinking that it would be cool to see a video part comprised of tricks from all the famous duos in skating - Ed Templeton and Jason Lee, Kirchart and Klein, Staba and BA, Dill and AVE, Jerry and Louie, Josh and Stevie, Muska and Penny, etc. Kind of like a brotherhood-style video where everyone has a couple of clips each.

Also wondered why hair is important to politicians.

Edit: And also, if it bothers Andrew Reynolds if people call him "Andy." I've never heard anyone call him that.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1448 on: August 21, 2015, 12:23:59 PM »
Two different parties tonight with two different sets of friends that I haven't seen in a while. Compound that with having to get up and work tomorrow morning. I don't know what to do guys...
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1449 on: August 22, 2015, 02:56:59 AM »
killing yourself is probably a good middle ground

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1450 on: August 23, 2015, 07:18:20 AM »
^wow that was fucked up


If a chick masturbates with "the other hand" (holding her dildo or fingering, doesn't really matter) is it considered "the stranger"???

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1451 on: August 24, 2015, 05:17:36 AM »
Completely random but, I wonder if other people call Queen Latifah "Queen Laqueefa"

And does she actually queef


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1452 on: August 28, 2015, 10:30:47 AM »
Alright I'm maybe going out on a limb here but can anyone draw an anime chick smoking a crack pipe or cooking crack in a spoon with a lighter? Would be kinda cool.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1453 on: September 03, 2015, 11:09:10 AM »
If Jesus were alive today would he fuck with quantum mechanics cause you know my cock?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1454 on: September 03, 2015, 09:40:37 PM »
When I was a kid, I read in Skateboarder that Dill had a guest trick in Arto's Sorry part.

After reading that, I rewatched the part a few times to see if I could spot Dill, but never had any luck. Then forgot about it.

Tonight I was randomly thinking about it, watched the part again, still didn't see it. Did some research, and lo and behold:

Jason Dill does the bs smith in the grey hood.

Thanks, that explains it. You can't see his hair from back then, it doesn't really seem like a Dill trick either.  And since I'm fully nerding out right now as usual, this reminds me of Keenan and Gino's Mouse part, I wondered who did the f/s noseslide down the rail. I asked Crailtap and Meza said it was actually Keenan, and that it confused a lot of people.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1455 on: September 05, 2015, 02:23:55 PM »
did anybody actually think a garrett hill board company was a good idea?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1456 on: September 06, 2015, 01:57:40 PM »
In pornography when the dudes got a huge boner does it always get that big for whomever dude fucks or is he supposing that the chick is so hot that he's more like that for her and the other chicks he bones out in porno?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1457 on: September 07, 2015, 04:39:37 PM »
Is Low Card still a thing?  I don't think I've heard anything about them in a year or so.  I just noticed that I have a pair of low card/Peter Ramendetta Circa shoes new in the box. 

I need to purge most of my belongings.
I'm posting from my blackberry wtf?!?!?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1458 on: September 07, 2015, 05:34:00 PM »
Is Low Card still a thing?  I don't think I've heard anything about them in a year or so.  I just noticed that I have a pair of low card/Peter Ramendetta Circa shoes new in the box. 

I need to purge most of my belongings.
low card still sucks but they made some wormside X lowcard collab hats w/in the last yr so i don't know if they're still making zines but they're still making mesh hats.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1459 on: September 13, 2015, 05:32:29 PM »
Any of you guys ever feel like Goldy Locks when you're trying to find the right vagina to have sex with? "First girl her vagina was too tight, the second girl she was too loose, but the last girl her vagina was juuuusssst riiiiighht"

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1460 on: September 13, 2015, 06:51:16 PM »
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I sometimes fear I may never forget her.
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Gnar'd.

Today and yesterday I wondered and pondered on the ideas of drink and tobacco being legal and marijuana (mostly) not being legal, and whether  or not tobacco was just another form of population control. Then I watched a documentary on Josef Fritzl and had to go to bed. Heavy shit,that.
absolutely along w/ cars that go faster than the national speed limit, alcohol, military and a ton of other stuff. so long as there's a bit of choice involved it's uasi-moral [don't take my cigs from me] buta bunch of stuff has got to be that way.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1461 on: September 15, 2015, 10:04:30 AM »
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Is Low Card still a thing?  I don't think I've heard anything about them in a year or so.  I just noticed that I have a pair of low card/Peter Ramendetta Circa shoes new in the box. 

I need to purge most of my belongings.
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low card still sucks but they made some wormside X lowcard collab hats w/in the last yr so i don't know if they're still making zines but they're still making mesh hats.


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We need Malto to release the pic of Biebel drunk in an elevator with his wiener hanging out.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1462 on: September 16, 2015, 05:11:41 PM »
You know when you're searching for like a part or something on Google to build something with and it directs you to "AliExpress" or something like that? Now is Ali a Chinese guy cause I'd be damned if all that stuff isn't made in China. He's like a *special* Chinese guy that can't sell all his stuff on Ebay like a normal person trying to make a buncha money and will send you through some insane "wholesaler only" loop on his website while you're trying to be like "yeah I needed this here, here's my money, good day to you sir".

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1463 on: September 16, 2015, 07:39:47 PM »
If a guys name is Peter Peterson, does his sons last name become Petersonson?
there was actually a exchange student in my History class named Peter Peterson. He was tight.
If you take medical advice from this puddle of retards you are going to die.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1464 on: September 17, 2015, 08:11:14 AM »
When I was a kid, I read in Skateboarder that Dill had a guest trick in Arto's Sorry part.

After reading that, I rewatched the part a few times to see if I could spot Dill, but never had any luck. Then forgot about it.

Tonight I was randomly thinking about it, watched the part again, still didn't see it. Did some research, and lo and behold:

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Jason Dill does the bs smith in the grey hood.
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Thanks, that explains it. You can't see his hair from back then, it doesn't really seem like a Dill trick either.  And since I'm fully nerding out right now as usual, this reminds me of Keenan and Gino's Mouse part, I wondered who did the f/s noseslide down the rail. I asked Crailtap and Meza said it was actually Keenan, and that it confused a lot of people.

Well my mind is blown. never knew that was Dill.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1465 on: September 18, 2015, 08:07:00 AM »
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If a guys name is Peter Peterson, does his sons last name become Petersonson?
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there was actually a exchange student in my History class named Peter Peterson. He was tight.
A friend of mine had a roommate with this name. He was not tight.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1466 on: September 21, 2015, 04:14:28 PM »
How FUCKING COOL would it have been if while Henry Rollins was the singer for Black Flag that they'd have covered "Street Fighting Man" by The fucking Stones? Like maybe I'm completely biased since I shook hands with Mick Jagger while I was a huge Black Flag fan during the Bridges to Babylon tour. Maybe I was even wearing my fucking Black Flag T-Shirt that I fucking Hand Dyed Myself at the concert that happened at? Well I'm guessing I was. Anyway just the IDEA of Black Flag covering the Stones doesn't just sound bullshit at all to me. Has to be Henry though. Yo what if Henry Rollins never left Black Flag? How much fucking better would life be? A lot if you ask me. He's still alive. He doesn't seem as pussy as Mike V to me. Yo what if they had Jay Adams as a singer instead? You think he'd still be dead now? Well maybe he just didn't like Black Flag? Why Mike V? C'mooooonnnnnnn

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1467 on: September 24, 2015, 02:25:11 AM »
Would a drawing of a butterfly knife with the words "You're my butterfly, sugar, baby" underneath it (like that dumb song from the 90's) make for a good t-shirt? wait i didn't ponder that at all that actually is dope.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1468 on: September 26, 2015, 02:50:55 PM »
somebody just gave me a female pot dealer's number and i realized ive never bought weed from a girl before.
is that uncommon or do girls not deal drugs?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1469 on: September 26, 2015, 03:12:59 PM »
My first kid is due in 3 weeks. We didnt find out the sex and the suspense is killing me!