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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1530 on: December 08, 2015, 11:34:09 PM »
Will there be a POTY poll this year?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1531 on: December 13, 2015, 07:52:59 PM »
Will I ever make it outta the flow vortex? find out on the next episode of dragon ball z

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1532 on: December 14, 2015, 06:25:44 PM »
is achieving legitimate happiness possible?
even if you did, how would you know?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1533 on: December 14, 2015, 07:28:07 PM »
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is achieving legitimate happiness possible?
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even if you did, how would you know?
That's what I'm saying man


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1534 on: December 14, 2015, 09:06:44 PM »
Has anyone ever tattoo'd a McSqueeb on their head?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1535 on: December 14, 2015, 10:53:02 PM »
If Jason died when he was a littile kid , and his mom was the killer in the first movie

How did he become a 7 foot tall 250 pound killing machine ?

Mind. Blown.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1536 on: January 19, 2016, 08:04:46 PM »
    (preface; random and possibly uninteresting.) Pondering being tied to things metaphysically(?).  Like am I affected by banana republics type imbalances in the world that benefit me cause of where I live?(some people probably have died  in those sweatshops over the years)  I thought that although it looks like a good deal for the west, maybe it just comes out in the wash really quick and degrades the world.  The ethical question that makes me think of is, should medical discoveries heralded by germany ww2 thru inhumane treatment of war criminals be destroyed or poured over by scientists and used? (I would throw it in the river and not validate any of it)
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"I just care about the river, I dont care about your back"

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1537 on: January 19, 2016, 08:33:43 PM »
Who would I be if I didnt skateboard..or how successful would I be?

My mother told me today she wished I never started skating because it just held me back

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1538 on: January 19, 2016, 08:42:46 PM »
^   Don't respond or engage with that kind of statment.  Moms can be mean too but you gotta not take some things they say seriously, because you love them.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1539 on: January 21, 2016, 06:39:44 AM »
  Was Ed Temp the 1st dude that came out with fitted (or tight as they were refered to) pants -mid 90s? Did anyone else do it first?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1540 on: January 21, 2016, 07:34:33 AM »
benzos can't kill you by themselves? they always say most ODs come  from mixing them w/ dope or alcohol but apparently the few hundred i have stashed won't do anything by themselves. so much for my 'plan B'.
also, every world leader ever has a higher body count than every serial killer. bill clinton killed more people than jeffrey dahmer and he was not a wartime president or a hated villain. obama is responsible for more death than the manson family and john wayne gace, eileen 'the monster' wuornos and the Zodiac. and to half the country he's a motherfuckin hero.
our values are fucked.
people think the army/navy killing foreign muslims is for 'our freedom' but they don't think crips vs bloods is? for the record, neither is but they are the same thing. veterans day should be for fallen gang members who's death didn't have shit to do w/ my life too.
thank goodness for white privilege or steve avery might really be screwed!

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1541 on: February 10, 2016, 12:22:10 PM »
reminiscing on the old chocolate website, anyone remember those clips they had on the team page?
mj's was a back noseblunt across a long ledge
chris roberts' was a sw heel over one bench then fakie fs cab over another
chico's was a nollie bs heel on a bank i think

fuck, the team wasnt that big, wish i could remember more considering how many times i watched them.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1542 on: February 11, 2016, 01:27:46 PM »
  Was Ed Temp the 1st dude that came out with fitted (or tight as they were refered to) pants -mid 90s? Did anyone else do it first?

Jason Adams started wearing them around the same time...
Hosin' out the cab of his pickup truck
He's got his 8-track playin' really fuckin' loud

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1543 on: February 18, 2016, 09:45:13 AM »
how come the people who record those annoying automatic spam phone messages dont realize that no phone call that is actually important starts with "This is an important call"

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1544 on: February 24, 2016, 06:13:17 AM »
Does anyone really give a shit about Kesha?

She seems like more of a hillbilly than Britney Spears, and I can't remember the one song she had.  I'm sorry you signed a bad contract and were taken advantage of financially/creatively.  Best of luck and all that.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1545 on: February 24, 2016, 08:46:30 AM »
Does anyone really give a shit about Kesha?

She seems like more of a hillbilly than Britney Spears, and I can't remember the one song she had.  I'm sorry you signed a bad contract and were taken advantage of financially/creatively.  Best of luck and all that.
yeah and it's like 'so what' you got raped by dr luke? big whoop, get over it already!
she should let it go and move on, nobody got time to hear about that shit, slut!

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1546 on: February 24, 2016, 09:28:07 AM »
Has anyone ever hippy jumped a car? My friend did one and I feel like someone else has done it but when I look it up all I get are results from Skate 3 and stuff.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1547 on: February 24, 2016, 09:58:43 AM »
In the 70's I remember a photo of someone hippy jumping an MG. Can't recall who it was though...maybe Ty Page???
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1548 on: February 24, 2016, 02:58:09 PM »
Has anyone ever hippy jumped a car? My friend did one and I feel like someone else has done it but when I look it up all I get are results from Skate 3 and stuff.
at a contest in the 90s, tom penny and clyde shingletoes tied for 'best trick' for both hippie jumping through the open front windows/over the roof of a car in a contest but it had ramps up to the windows and wood across the inside so prolly not what you're picturing.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1549 on: February 25, 2016, 07:18:51 AM »
I think gonz jumped a car with his feet.  Does anybody remember that old trans world video where in the random section a hessian dude with a mullet does that big roof drop and breaks the skateboard?  Who was that guy?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1550 on: February 27, 2016, 02:10:15 AM »
is that the same thing as what you americans call a 40oz?

what exactly is a 40oz malt liquor like olde english? is is just 1l (strong) beer in a glass bottle?
and yeah, i'm european, so i don't really get that but would like to

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1551 on: February 27, 2016, 05:54:45 AM »
Olde English isn't just a beer, it's a lifestyle

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1552 on: February 27, 2016, 06:19:05 AM »
^Really? oh gawd that would be pure shit.  All you need to know is that its a waste of money, not even good enuf for the dead homiez
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1553 on: February 27, 2016, 07:17:24 AM »
Yes, when you buy a liter of beer any where else in the world, you are essentially buying a 40.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1554 on: February 27, 2016, 12:09:07 PM »
Does anyone know exactly how much some pro skaters make?? always wondered that, i know theres no way of knowing unless you ask i guess. Id be interested to see what a nike check looks like.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1555 on: February 28, 2016, 07:54:40 AM »
why pineapples are called pineapples.
i figure they were named that by white people who saw pine trees first and went south, but that doesnt make much sense really.
if you look at the needles on a pine tree, they grow the same way as the leaves come out of a pineapple but that still seems like a weird explanation.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1556 on: February 28, 2016, 08:17:08 AM »
why pineapples are called pineapples.
i figure they were named that by white people who saw pine trees first and went south, but that doesnt make much sense really.
if you look at the needles on a pine tree, they grow the same way as the leaves come out of a pineapple but that still seems like a weird explanation.

Name comes from when britts found them, they looked like pine cones

The pineapples , not the britts =p

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1557 on: February 28, 2016, 08:59:12 AM »
oh word, thanks. that makes a lot more sense.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1558 on: February 28, 2016, 11:43:06 AM »
So... as much as I can remember I've only ignored 3 people on this message board.  Yet occasionally I'll see a name pop up that says "ignored", yet didn't ignore them.  Does that mean that a certain poster (that I've ignored) is posting under different screen names?  It would make sense as the posters I've ignored seem like the type to have 3 or 4 different accounts just to annoy people.  Is that what's going on?  Or is it some kind of glitch?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1559 on: March 04, 2016, 03:59:23 PM »
Where's the fucked up titties thread?