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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1560 on: March 04, 2016, 04:08:08 PM »
What happens after you die? I mean you, specifically?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1561 on: March 04, 2016, 05:04:21 PM »
What happens after you die? I mean you, specifically?

When I was dead it was nothing.  No white light, no flash before my eyes, just nothing

When they brought me back I shot straight up and felt like I had just gotten up from a nap or something

***ALSO*** I did not void my bowels or anything.... but then again I had just taken a shit like 15 minutes prior
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1562 on: March 04, 2016, 05:09:13 PM »
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What happens after you die? I mean you, specifically?
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When I was dead it was nothing.  No white light, no flash before my eyes, just nothing

When they brought me back I shot straight up and felt like I had just gotten up from a nap or something

***ALSO*** I did not void my bowels or anything.... but then again I had just taken a shit like 15 minutes prior
If you don't mind me asking what happened for you to have to be revived?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1563 on: March 04, 2016, 09:18:20 PM »
He died. Were you not fucking paying attention?

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1564 on: March 04, 2016, 09:21:24 PM »
so gost.....

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1565 on: March 05, 2016, 02:43:53 AM »
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What happens after you die? I mean you, specifically?
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When I was dead it was nothing.  No white light, no flash before my eyes, just nothing

When they brought me back I shot straight up and felt like I had just gotten up from a nap or something

***ALSO*** I did not void my bowels or anything.... but then again I had just taken a shit like 15 minutes prior
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If you don't mind me asking what happened for you to have to be revived?

Sound like a heavy withdrawal, complete with diarrhea, followed by too much heroin. People typically dont suddenly shit, die, then come back in their daily routines. If im wrong, I really want to know what happened.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1566 on: March 05, 2016, 07:34:21 AM »
I had a xanax bar and this kid who I thought was my friend asked if I wanted to throw down on some "coke" with him but...... yeah it turned out to be dope.  While I was waiting for him to come back I had taken a shit and just when I thought he wasnt coming back he walked in the door, threw me my 20 and ran upstairs to go shoot up in solitude.  Benzos and Opiates cause severe respiratory depression.  I was blue in the face and pulse was scary low by the time I was found, had no pulse when EMT showed up
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1567 on: March 05, 2016, 09:30:32 AM »
I have a coworker named Andy Anderson and I just wanted to tell somebody that didn't already know this
For someone w.no signature ur awfully hostile, & that is why I do this

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1568 on: March 05, 2016, 10:31:11 AM »
So... as much as I can remember I've only ignored 3 people on this message board.  Yet occasionally I'll see a name pop up that says "ignored", yet didn't ignore them.  Does that mean that a certain poster (that I've ignored) is posting under different screen names?  It would make sense as the posters I've ignored seem like the type to have 3 or 4 different accounts just to annoy people.  Is that what's going on?  Or is it some kind of glitch?

If you ever read this site on a mobile device, you might accidentally be hitting the ignore button when swiping the screen. I've done that before.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1569 on: March 06, 2016, 09:59:31 PM »
  If someones rep is neg. when they kook you does it make you're rep better or worse?  (I havent learned how to gnar or kook people.) How many times can you gnar a person?  Can you gnar more than one person at once? Is that gif Danny Sargent?^
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"I just care about the river, I dont care about your back"

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1570 on: March 07, 2016, 05:28:47 AM »
^ are you really that fucking stupid?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1571 on: March 07, 2016, 06:27:28 AM »
  That was a sincere question if thats what you're trying to say, wha? cause I don't know where the kook and gnar buttons are on my computer?  That makes me "stupid"?  I don't know how to use a computer at all.  I missed the 1st 15 years that the internet was popular.  I've never 'downloaded' anything.  I've never owned a mp3 player or I pod or i pad or anything. Is what is, shiddy straight.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1572 on: March 08, 2016, 08:37:03 AM »
I just sent you a message but then realized you probably don't know how to check those either...

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1573 on: March 08, 2016, 08:42:08 AM »
 They come in my email (or they have done that b4)  I'll go read it!
"I just care about the river, I dont care about your back"

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1574 on: March 08, 2016, 08:45:08 AM »
Jesus christ you fucking creep!!  You entitled your letter to me "hey kook" so i did'nt open it!  (Im not checking any pms after that)
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1575 on: March 08, 2016, 08:53:39 AM »
Well read it and then thank me

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1576 on: March 08, 2016, 10:01:09 AM »
^thank you
"I just care about the river, I dont care about your back"

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1577 on: March 08, 2016, 10:08:45 AM »
You're welcome

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1578 on: March 08, 2016, 05:12:07 PM »
Is it ok to like Mike Tyson ?. He did get convicted for rape , but the case was abit suspect and he has served his time .

What about Cee Lo Green ? who was under investigation for giving some woman ecstasy and maybe raping her ?

John Lennon ? who abandon his wife ( who he used to beat up ) and abandoning his child to live with crazy ass yoko ono ?

Bob Marley who repeatedly cheated on his wife who said he used to beat her up and raped her . I think other women made the claim he smacked them around aswell


When do we look past the person and just focus on the talent ? and if you serve your time are you now a ok dude ?


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1579 on: March 08, 2016, 05:22:01 PM »
Picasso hit women too.
Ezra Pound was an anti semitic fascist.
Walt Disney was a fucking weirdo asshole but obviously talented.
Nina Simone pulled a gun on a shoe clerk after being told she couldnt return the sandals she had already worn.

it doesnt really matter in my opinion. some people are always going to be shitty in some ways, they might as well make great stuff for other people to enjoy. it's almost like retribution.

it's really the work that people admire, they never meet these artists so the person they imagine in their heads is guaranteed to be different from the person who actually existed.




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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1580 on: March 09, 2016, 04:25:17 AM »
I heard that GG Allin was actually a pretty stand up guy.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1581 on: March 09, 2016, 09:22:12 AM »
I heard that GG Allin was actually a pretty stand up guy.

Jared from Subway lost all that weight!

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1582 on: March 09, 2016, 10:13:06 AM »
do manly women generally have bigger clits?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1583 on: March 09, 2016, 02:49:27 PM »
^define "manly"
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1584 on: March 10, 2016, 03:09:52 PM »
Should i go to my friends funeral out of respect even though its gonna make me feel infinitely worse seeing him buried? I dunno funerals just dont give me closure and id rather not be hysterical

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1585 on: March 11, 2016, 04:56:33 AM »
Should i go to my friends funeral out of respect even though its gonna make me feel infinitely worse seeing him buried? I dunno funerals just dont give me closure and id rather not be hysterical

unless you are super tight with his family and they depend and need you there  , No . Stay at home if it makes you feel better , it wont help your friend

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1586 on: March 11, 2016, 06:32:02 AM »
I have a coworker named Andy Anderson and I just wanted to tell somebody that didn't already know this

I dated a girl whose dad's name is Tommy Thompson.  I always thought it sounded like he should be a NASCAR driver.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1587 on: March 11, 2016, 06:34:55 AM »
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Should i go to my friends funeral out of respect even though its gonna make me feel infinitely worse seeing him buried? I dunno funerals just dont give me closure and id rather not be hysterical
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unless you are super tight with his family and they depend and need you there  , No . Stay at home if it makes you feel better , it wont help your friend

Monty, that was by far, the most Swedish thing I've ever heard.

Justis, unless you have a proper excuse, you have to go. My Russian upbringing makes me a bit partial, though. I have friends that did not show up for a funeral of their mates and spent the rest of their life regretting it.

You decide, Im not gonna dog on your decision. It might not be that big of a deal where you come from.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1588 on: March 11, 2016, 07:26:13 AM »
Funerals are for those that are grieving. If you don't think it will aide in your grief, then I don't think you're obligated to go. Your friend is gone and will have no feelings one way or the other. If it's looked down on in your social circle, maybe explain to them that this is how you're dealing with it. You get to choose how to grieve and no one, not me or any of these other dipshits, gets a vote in how you do it.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1589 on: March 11, 2016, 07:42:59 AM »
Funerals don't matter. Spending as much time as possible with a person before they pass should be everyone's priority. It's already too late when they're in a casket. I realized this at my friend's funeral and acted on it when my grandmother was about to pass.