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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1590 on: March 09, 2016, 04:25:17 AM »
I heard that GG Allin was actually a pretty stand up guy.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1591 on: March 09, 2016, 09:22:12 AM »
I heard that GG Allin was actually a pretty stand up guy.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1592 on: March 09, 2016, 10:13:06 AM »
do manly women generally have bigger clits?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1593 on: March 09, 2016, 02:49:27 PM »
^define "manly"
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1594 on: March 10, 2016, 03:09:52 PM »
Should i go to my friends funeral out of respect even though its gonna make me feel infinitely worse seeing him buried? I dunno funerals just dont give me closure and id rather not be hysterical

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« Reply #1595 on: March 11, 2016, 04:56:33 AM »
Should i go to my friends funeral out of respect even though its gonna make me feel infinitely worse seeing him buried? I dunno funerals just dont give me closure and id rather not be hysterical

unless you are super tight with his family and they depend and need you there  , No . Stay at home if it makes you feel better , it wont help your friend

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« Reply #1596 on: March 11, 2016, 06:32:02 AM »
I have a coworker named Andy Anderson and I just wanted to tell somebody that didn't already know this

I dated a girl whose dad's name is Tommy Thompson.  I always thought it sounded like he should be a NASCAR driver.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1597 on: March 11, 2016, 06:34:55 AM »
Should i go to my friends funeral out of respect even though its gonna make me feel infinitely worse seeing him buried? I dunno funerals just dont give me closure and id rather not be hysterical

unless you are super tight with his family and they depend and need you there  , No . Stay at home if it makes you feel better , it wont help your friend

Monty, that was by far, the most Swedish thing I've ever heard.

Justis, unless you have a proper excuse, you have to go. My Russian upbringing makes me a bit partial, though. I have friends that did not show up for a funeral of their mates and spent the rest of their life regretting it.

You decide, Im not gonna dog on your decision. It might not be that big of a deal where you come from.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1598 on: March 11, 2016, 07:26:13 AM »
Funerals are for those that are grieving. If you don't think it will aide in your grief, then I don't think you're obligated to go. Your friend is gone and will have no feelings one way or the other. If it's looked down on in your social circle, maybe explain to them that this is how you're dealing with it. You get to choose how to grieve and no one, not me or any of these other dipshits, gets a vote in how you do it.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1599 on: March 11, 2016, 07:42:59 AM »
Funerals don't matter. Spending as much time as possible with a person before they pass should be everyone's priority. It's already too late when they're in a casket. I realized this at my friend's funeral and acted on it when my grandmother was about to pass.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1600 on: March 11, 2016, 10:47:17 PM »
Thanks for all the advice guys, I did not end up going .

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1601 on: March 12, 2016, 09:43:28 PM »
Went to ROSS yesterday to get some shoes, i saw the only pro models there were Guy Mariano and Eric Koston's. Guy and Eric's new company coming out of ROSS?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1602 on: March 19, 2016, 05:39:55 PM »
Is Taylor Swift good in bed ?

She is extremely beautiful / pretty . But shes pretty damn thin as a stick . Id assume she is super confident aswell since she sings infront of millions of people everyday and paparazzi is always stalking  her


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1603 on: April 01, 2016, 12:41:45 AM »
If I hit up Globe, would they give me free shoes?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1604 on: April 29, 2016, 08:08:58 AM »
If I hit up Globe, would they give me free shoes?

they'd give you free Globes, but those ain't shoes.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1605 on: April 29, 2016, 11:57:04 AM »
If I hit up Globe, would they give me free shoes?

they'd give you free Globes, but those ain't shoes.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1606 on: April 30, 2016, 06:18:14 PM »
what my neighbors think when they hear a woman moaning in pain/pleasure and they don't know if i'm watching porn listing to a death metal intro or watching a horror movie

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1607 on: April 30, 2016, 06:55:02 PM »
I started enjoying not wearing underwear like at all, am i the only one that thinks its way more comfortable?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1608 on: May 04, 2016, 04:31:02 AM »
Listening to Billy Joel's "The Stranger" last night and I started wondering what it would have sounded like if he and Tom Waits had collaborated early in their careers. Hell, both of their debut albums were released in the same year.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1609 on: May 06, 2016, 08:59:28 PM »
The Bahamen(who let the dogs out) must be from the Bahamas.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1610 on: May 07, 2016, 04:24:47 PM »
 ;D

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1611 on: May 11, 2016, 03:55:47 PM »
Why is the Thunder Trucks logo a grenade?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1612 on: May 11, 2016, 07:26:41 PM »
   How do you crap you're pants instantly when you're scared?  I've gotten frightened many times and I've never taken a full shit in my pants.  I don['t fart when I'm scared or anything really ass related.  Has anyone have experience with this or is it a myth?  
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1613 on: May 16, 2016, 07:54:36 PM »
Why is the Thunder Trucks logo a grenade?
Independent weirds me out with the iron cross. I try not to think about it much because it reminds me of Nazis.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1614 on: May 16, 2016, 08:28:52 PM »
  How do you crap you're pants instantly when you're scared?  I've gotten frightened many times and I've never taken a full shit in my pants.  I don['t fart when I'm scared or anything really ass related.  Has anyone have experience with this or is it a myth?  
nerves can make you have to shit.  but being scared and instantly shitting? i'm guessing they were prairie dogging at that very moment

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1615 on: May 17, 2016, 04:43:54 PM »
could steve martin be drake's real father?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1616 on: May 18, 2016, 09:55:08 AM »
do manly women generally have bigger clits?


^define "manly"

If defined as "having a big clit" then the answer to 7 year old's ponder is "necessarily"

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1617 on: May 18, 2016, 04:18:05 PM »
  Tough call, never thought about a "manly" pussy.  Have come across some smaller ones tho.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1618 on: May 19, 2016, 08:38:27 AM »
  Tough call, never thought about a "manly" pussy.  Have come across some smaller ones tho.

I bet you have, pervert




I think China had a manly vagina, a clit like a hefty micro penis.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1619 on: May 19, 2016, 09:08:47 AM »
 -"Smaller pussies" wasn't an age reference, they just come that way sometimes!  Nice try.  (the internet runs on scandal and innuendo.)
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