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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1590 on: March 11, 2016, 10:47:17 PM »
Thanks for all the advice guys, I did not end up going .

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1591 on: March 12, 2016, 09:43:28 PM »
Went to ROSS yesterday to get some shoes, i saw the only pro models there were Guy Mariano and Eric Koston's. Guy and Eric's new company coming out of ROSS?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1592 on: March 19, 2016, 05:39:55 PM »
Is Taylor Swift good in bed ?

She is extremely beautiful / pretty . But shes pretty damn thin as a stick . Id assume she is super confident aswell since she sings infront of millions of people everyday and paparazzi is always stalking  her


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1593 on: April 01, 2016, 12:41:45 AM »
If I hit up Globe, would they give me free shoes?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1594 on: April 29, 2016, 08:08:58 AM »
If I hit up Globe, would they give me free shoes?

they'd give you free Globes, but those ain't shoes.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1595 on: April 29, 2016, 11:57:04 AM »
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If I hit up Globe, would they give me free shoes?
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they'd give you free Globes, but those ain't shoes.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1596 on: April 30, 2016, 06:18:14 PM »
what my neighbors think when they hear a woman moaning in pain/pleasure and they don't know if i'm watching porn listing to a death metal intro or watching a horror movie

why skating with no socks feels so good but smells so bad

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1597 on: April 30, 2016, 06:55:02 PM »
I started enjoying not wearing underwear like at all, am i the only one that thinks its way more comfortable?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1598 on: May 04, 2016, 04:31:02 AM »
Listening to Billy Joel's "The Stranger" last night and I started wondering what it would have sounded like if he and Tom Waits had collaborated early in their careers. Hell, both of their debut albums were released in the same year.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1599 on: May 06, 2016, 08:59:28 PM »
The Bahamen(who let the dogs out) must be from the Bahamas.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1600 on: May 07, 2016, 04:24:47 PM »
 ;D

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1601 on: May 11, 2016, 03:55:47 PM »
Why is the Thunder Trucks logo a grenade?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1602 on: May 11, 2016, 07:26:41 PM »
   How do you crap you're pants instantly when you're scared?  I've gotten frightened many times and I've never taken a full shit in my pants.  I don['t fart when I'm scared or anything really ass related.  Has anyone have experience with this or is it a myth?  
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"I just care about the river, I dont care about your back"

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1603 on: May 16, 2016, 07:54:36 PM »
Why is the Thunder Trucks logo a grenade?
Independent weirds me out with the iron cross. I try not to think about it much because it reminds me of Nazis.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1604 on: May 16, 2016, 08:28:52 PM »
  How do you crap you're pants instantly when you're scared?  I've gotten frightened many times and I've never taken a full shit in my pants.  I don['t fart when I'm scared or anything really ass related.  Has anyone have experience with this or is it a myth?  
nerves can make you have to shit.  but being scared and instantly shitting? i'm guessing they were prairie dogging at that very moment

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1605 on: May 17, 2016, 04:43:54 PM »
could steve martin be drake's real father?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1606 on: May 18, 2016, 09:55:08 AM »
do manly women generally have bigger clits?


^define "manly"

If defined as "having a big clit" then the answer to 7 year old's ponder is "necessarily"

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1607 on: May 18, 2016, 04:18:05 PM »
  Tough call, never thought about a "manly" pussy.  Have come across some smaller ones tho.
"I just care about the river, I dont care about your back"

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1608 on: May 19, 2016, 08:38:27 AM »
  Tough call, never thought about a "manly" pussy.  Have come across some smaller ones tho.

I bet you have, pervert




I think China had a manly vagina, a clit like a hefty micro penis.
RIP sweet angel.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1609 on: May 19, 2016, 09:08:47 AM »
 -"Smaller pussies" wasn't an age reference, they just come that way sometimes!  Nice try.  (the internet runs on scandal and innuendo.)
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"I just care about the river, I dont care about your back"

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1610 on: May 19, 2016, 09:36:06 AM »
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  Tough call, never thought about a "manly" pussy.  Have come across some smaller ones tho.
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I bet you have, pervert




I think China had a manly vagina, a clit like a hefty micro penis.
RIP sweet angel.



You bet your sweet ass she did. She could have nailed X-Pac with that thing.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1611 on: May 19, 2016, 09:40:51 AM »
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  Tough call, never thought about a "manly" pussy.  Have come across some smaller ones tho.
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I bet you have, pervert




I think China had a manly vagina, a clit like a hefty micro penis.
RIP sweet angel.


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You bet your sweet ass she did. She could have nailed X-Pac with that thing.

In Soviet Russia, girl fucks you!
In former Soviet Russia, 15 year old girl fucks English businessman so her captors won't beat or kill her, how times have changed

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1612 on: May 19, 2016, 10:08:36 AM »
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  Tough call, never thought about a "manly" pussy.  Have come across some smaller ones tho.
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I bet you have, pervert




I think China had a manly vagina, a clit like a hefty micro penis.
RIP sweet angel.


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You bet your sweet ass she did. She could have nailed X-Pac with that thing.

In Soviet Russia, girl fucks you!
[close]
In former Soviet Russia, 15 year old girl fucks English businessman so her captors won't beat or kill her, how times have changed

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1613 on: May 19, 2016, 02:59:25 PM »
I once tried to get with a girl with an enormous clit, instead she paid for me chinese and went to sleep

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1614 on: May 19, 2016, 06:06:04 PM »
I once tried to get with a girl with an enormous clit, instead she paid for me chinese and went to sleep
why? that would creep me out. it really can look like a micro penis

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1615 on: May 19, 2016, 07:02:16 PM »
what if a chick with a huge clit fucked you with it?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1616 on: May 25, 2016, 12:57:58 PM »
when you look at your self buzzed/drunk is that how other people see you? you have looked in the mirror a million times and are aware of all your imperfections that other people usually don't notice...

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1617 on: May 25, 2016, 01:16:45 PM »
I once tried to get with a girl with an enormous clit, instead she paid for me chinese and went to sleep

Wait wait. You were going to get with her, then you were like "your clit is too big" and she said "well okay here's some money for food, g'night!"?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1618 on: May 26, 2016, 07:55:02 AM »
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I once tried to get with a girl with an enormous clit, instead she paid for me chinese and went to sleep
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Wait wait. You were going to get with her, then you were like "your clit is too big" and she said "well okay here's some money for food, g'night!"?


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1619 on: June 03, 2016, 05:12:07 AM »
For the first and only time in my life, I had a Slap-related dream. I literally dreamed of Tracer last night, I'm not even joking. In the dream, I decided to turn my skateboard and skate shoes into a pair of rollerblades, and I was much better and had much more fun rollerblading than skateboarding. Then I wrote Tracer a letter, addressed to "STEVE TRACER TORONTO ONTARIO CANADA" thanking him for making me realize my dream (???) and making it come true (!!!). No, I have never touched a pair of rollerblades in my life (but was totally a scooter kid... yeah).