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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1620 on: May 19, 2016, 09:36:06 AM »
  Tough call, never thought about a "manly" pussy.  Have come across some smaller ones tho.

I bet you have, pervert




I think China had a manly vagina, a clit like a hefty micro penis.
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You bet your sweet ass she did. She could have nailed X-Pac with that thing.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1621 on: May 19, 2016, 09:40:51 AM »
  Tough call, never thought about a "manly" pussy.  Have come across some smaller ones tho.

I bet you have, pervert




I think China had a manly vagina, a clit like a hefty micro penis.
RIP sweet angel.



You bet your sweet ass she did. She could have nailed X-Pac with that thing.

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In former Soviet Russia, 15 year old girl fucks English businessman so her captors won't beat or kill her, how times have changed

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1622 on: May 19, 2016, 10:08:36 AM »
  Tough call, never thought about a "manly" pussy.  Have come across some smaller ones tho.

I bet you have, pervert




I think China had a manly vagina, a clit like a hefty micro penis.
RIP sweet angel.



You bet your sweet ass she did. She could have nailed X-Pac with that thing.

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In former Soviet Russia, 15 year old girl fucks English businessman so her captors won't beat or kill her, how times have changed

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1623 on: May 19, 2016, 02:59:25 PM »
I once tried to get with a girl with an enormous clit, instead she paid for me chinese and went to sleep

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1624 on: May 19, 2016, 06:06:04 PM »
I once tried to get with a girl with an enormous clit, instead she paid for me chinese and went to sleep
why? that would creep me out. it really can look like a micro penis

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1625 on: May 19, 2016, 07:02:16 PM »
what if a chick with a huge clit fucked you with it?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1626 on: May 25, 2016, 12:57:58 PM »
when you look at your self buzzed/drunk is that how other people see you? you have looked in the mirror a million times and are aware of all your imperfections that other people usually don't notice...

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1627 on: May 25, 2016, 01:16:45 PM »
I once tried to get with a girl with an enormous clit, instead she paid for me chinese and went to sleep

Wait wait. You were going to get with her, then you were like "your clit is too big" and she said "well okay here's some money for food, g'night!"?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1628 on: May 26, 2016, 07:55:02 AM »
I once tried to get with a girl with an enormous clit, instead she paid for me chinese and went to sleep

Wait wait. You were going to get with her, then you were like "your clit is too big" and she said "well okay here's some money for food, g'night!"?


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1629 on: June 03, 2016, 05:12:07 AM »
For the first and only time in my life, I had a Slap-related dream. I literally dreamed of Tracer last night, I'm not even joking. In the dream, I decided to turn my skateboard and skate shoes into a pair of rollerblades, and I was much better and had much more fun rollerblading than skateboarding. Then I wrote Tracer a letter, addressed to "STEVE TRACER TORONTO ONTARIO CANADA" thanking him for making me realize my dream (???) and making it come true (!!!). No, I have never touched a pair of rollerblades in my life (but was totally a scooter kid... yeah).

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« Reply #1630 on: June 03, 2016, 05:15:18 AM »
hahahahahahahahah oh man thank you for sharing that

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1631 on: June 08, 2016, 11:52:39 AM »
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1632 on: June 08, 2016, 01:20:28 PM »
Has someone tried integrating SPD pedal clips with skateboard, and use MTB shoes along with it?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1633 on: June 11, 2016, 09:09:25 PM »
Is the human world going to shit? Are we on the brink of WWIII? It feels like the Great Recession never ended and we are going to hit another spectacular economic low soon.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1634 on: June 30, 2016, 10:52:54 AM »
I would assume yes to this, but do you think there's owners/TM's of company that absolutely despise some of their riders, but hang on to them because they know they're making money for the company? An example might be Felipe Gustavo. Anytime I've heard him talk or see his racist ass smacking asians with his skateboard, I want to slap the shit out of his chubby cheeks.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1635 on: July 03, 2016, 10:42:33 PM »
Are Iphones actually worth the money? My phone just broke on me tonight and i have to go get a new one tomorrow. Never had an Iphone but the only good thing i ever hear about them from other iphone users is they have cool emojis, which i don't give a fuck about. I had this android for about a year now so i guess thats a good run in todays terms for phones?

I have been strongly considering tonight to just go phoneless. It's not like i always hit up people to skate or go out at night anymore.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1636 on: July 04, 2016, 12:21:46 AM »
I recently switched to a Samsung Galaxy from my iphone and definitely don't see myself going back to Apple anytime soon
You can do so much more shit with an Android that you couldnt do with an iPhone.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1637 on: July 04, 2016, 12:26:14 PM »
I recently switched to a Samsung Galaxy from my iphone and definitely don't see myself going back to Apple anytime soon
You can do so much more shit with an Android that you couldnt do with an iPhone.

My sister just saved me. She got a new phone a little bit ago and still kept her old phone. Its the same as my phone that just broke last night so im stoked she just gave it to me.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1638 on: July 05, 2016, 06:49:33 AM »
     Skate park comitees don't get enough imput from street section skaters (who make up the vast majority of skateboarders) becaause those people are busy skating and smoking weed.  The comittee always consists of weekend bowl riders who have families.  Anyway this reminds me of the incredible room for advancement skate equipment has but like the skatepark committees no real skaters are interested so anything 'new' design-wise or tech-wise isn't good or it's for longboarding.  (I'd like to see trucks worked on, new designs all the time not ugly and shitty tho, with percision metal.  And full custom decks custom concave and kick tail.)
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1639 on: July 05, 2016, 11:00:01 AM »
I've been thinking about what it would be like to rim a chick. I think about it occasionally but back out of it whenever I actually have the chance. It just seems unsanitary and weird to go from rimming to making out.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1640 on: July 05, 2016, 11:13:54 AM »
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1641 on: July 07, 2016, 07:41:11 AM »
  Just make your face like Homer's ^up there and you'll kill it.
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« Reply #1642 on: July 07, 2016, 08:36:41 AM »
^
It's not about the stigma as much as the sanitatry issue. I would be down in the shower.

On a related note, I was thinking about shaving the hair around my anus. I can skate for maybe five minutes before I feel like scratching my asshole, which isn't socially acceptable.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1643 on: July 07, 2016, 09:34:04 AM »
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It's not about the stigma as much as the sanitatry issue. I would be down in the shower.

On a related note, I was thinking about shaving the hair around my anus. I can skate for maybe five minutes before I feel like scratching my asshole, which isn't socially acceptable.

I'm a stickler about it too, I prefer to only do it in/right after a shower. Though I would be lying if I said I haven't done it after coming from the bar, rancid asshole or not I won't be stopped in that moment.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1644 on: July 07, 2016, 09:34:56 AM »
   There's no way to sanitize the area cuz with all the lickin' your just going to pull more germs out of her poop chute (with a big smile ha).  The women who pull you up for a make out rite after the rim job are dope women.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1645 on: July 07, 2016, 09:59:21 AM »
Today I pondered, "Is it worse to cry yourself to sleep or wake up crying?"
Unfortunately I pondered it aloud and got a slow turn from my boss, coworker and a customer.


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1646 on: July 07, 2016, 10:06:34 AM »
You have to either eat a girl's ass, or be afraid of ass germs. There's no doing both this is an all or nothing thing. I say you eat her ass. It's great and it doesn't taste like shit.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1647 on: July 08, 2016, 02:25:46 PM »


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1648 on: July 11, 2016, 07:27:14 PM »
Was Hitler good at going down on women? I was wondering if he rubbed his little 'stache against women's clits.

Also, I thought it would be amusing if some guy used the whole gender identidication issue as an excuse to enter women's competitions.