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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1650 on: July 22, 2016, 10:07:03 PM »
If Satan punishes bad people, then why is he considered so bad? Isn't he actually a good guy then? Wouldn't he be bad if he punished good people?

I guess technically he does, since most religions say that you go to hell if you don't believe in that religion.
so basically everyone goes to hell, considering your statement.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1651 on: July 23, 2016, 08:02:08 AM »
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It's not about the stigma as much as the sanitatry issue. I would be down in the shower.

On a related note, I was thinking about shaving the hair around my anus. I can skate for maybe five minutes before I feel like scratching my asshole, which isn't socially acceptable.
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I'm a stickler about it too, I prefer to only do it in/right after a shower. Though I would be lying if I said I haven't done it after coming from the bar, rancid asshole or not I won't be stopped in that moment.
 Real men eat sweaty assholes...sometimes.
When was the last time you went to a friends funeral or someone you knew was in a critical condition and when you asked what happened the answer you got was "He got sick from eating too much ass"? Just live in the moment a tougne punch that fartbox like your life depends on it. That's what'll make 'em see you're marriage material.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1652 on: July 23, 2016, 11:27:48 AM »
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It's not about the stigma as much as the sanitatry issue. I would be down in the shower.

On a related note, I was thinking about shaving the hair around my anus. I can skate for maybe five minutes before I feel like scratching my asshole, which isn't socially acceptable.
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I'm a stickler about it too, I prefer to only do it in/right after a shower. Though I would be lying if I said I haven't done it after coming from the bar, rancid asshole or not I won't be stopped in that moment.
 Real men eat sweaty assholes...sometimes.
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When was the last time you went to a friends funeral or someone you knew was in a critical condition and when you asked what happened the answer you got was "He got sick from eating too much ass"? Just live in the moment a tougne punch that fartbox like your life depends on it. That's what'll make 'em see you're marriage material.

words to live by

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1653 on: August 02, 2016, 03:06:33 PM »
Is powersliding "cheating" when bombing a hill?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1654 on: August 02, 2016, 03:13:27 PM »
Is powersliding "cheating" when bombing a hill?
Yes.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1655 on: August 03, 2016, 01:44:54 PM »
I know Slap loves to talk shit, myself included, but why sticky the Not Stoked thread and not the Stoked thread?  And not the things that made you laugh thread?  Do we really need to place extra emphasis and value on negativity, while letting positivity and laughter fall by the wayside?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1656 on: August 03, 2016, 03:52:22 PM »
I know Slap loves to talk shit, myself included, but why sticky the Not Stoked thread and not the Stoked thread?  And not the things that made you laugh thread?  Do we really need to place extra emphasis and value on negativity, while letting positivity and laughter fall by the wayside?

I think the mods sticky it because people were posting in the 10 year old "things you are not stoked on" thread by mistake

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1657 on: August 03, 2016, 04:12:30 PM »
Is it kinda gay if I enjoy the feeling of pooping? I don't wanna try but I'm guessing it feels somewhat similar going the other way?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1658 on: August 03, 2016, 05:53:27 PM »
I've been thinking about what it would be like to rim a chick. I think about it occasionally but back out of it whenever I actually have the chance. It just seems unsanitary and weird to go from rimming to making out.
do it!!! I've only ever rimmed two girls but both had amazing arses and I would 100% do again given the chance. Try it out in the shower as you said if you're worried about germs. Works great if you've got a detachable shower head.

Is it kinda gay if I enjoy the feeling of pooping? I don't wanna try but I'm guessing it feels somewhat similar going the other way?
that prostate milking ;) Heaps of straight guys take it "going the other way" no need to stress about it.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1659 on: August 03, 2016, 06:12:51 PM »
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I've been thinking about what it would be like to rim a chick. I think about it occasionally but back out of it whenever I actually have the chance. It just seems unsanitary and weird to go from rimming to making out.
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do it!!! I've only ever rimmed two girls but both had amazing arses and I would 100% do again given the chance. Try it out in the shower as you said if you're worried about germs. Works great if you've got a detachable shower head.

Golden rule when rimming is she's gotta shower beforehand. Soapy water removes any fecal matter so there's nothing to worry about. Call it gay all you want, but having a chick return the favor feels amazing.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1660 on: August 03, 2016, 06:23:56 PM »
Golden rule when rimming is she's gotta shower beforehand. Soapy water removes any fecal matter so there's nothing to worry about. Call it gay all you want, but having a chick return the favor feels amazing.
yeah, the do girls I did were clean/ fresh out of the shower (or in the shower) so it's pretty much just like licking any other body part. Never had a girl rim me before (and that's nowhere even near being "gay") but I'd have to shave first LOL did she initiate?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1661 on: August 03, 2016, 06:55:40 PM »
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Golden rule when rimming is she's gotta shower beforehand. Soapy water removes any fecal matter so there's nothing to worry about. Call it gay all you want, but having a chick return the favor feels amazing.
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yeah, the do girls I did were clean/ fresh out of the shower (or in the shower) so it's pretty much just like licking any other body part. Never had a girl rim me before (and that's nowhere even near being "gay") but I'd have to shave first LOL did she initiate?

When on the topic of doin' the nasty, I've told close friends and random people in the past about being rimmed by a chick and some dudes would be all, "that's fucking gay". Uh...yeah if a dude was doing it or you were imagining a dude doing it, that would be gay for sure. Whatever though, to each their own. I was never requested to shave, she just went right to it.


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1662 on: August 03, 2016, 07:59:22 PM »
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Golden rule when rimming is she's gotta shower beforehand. Soapy water removes any fecal matter so there's nothing to worry about. Call it gay all you want, but having a chick return the favor feels amazing.
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yeah, the two girls I did were clean/ fresh out of the shower (or in the shower) so it's pretty much just like licking any other body part. Never had a girl rim me before (and that's nowhere even near being "gay") but I'd have to shave first LOL did she initiate?
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When on the topic of doin' the nasty, I've told close friends and random people in the past about being rimmed by a chick and some dudes would be all, "that's fucking gay". Uh...yeah if a dude was doing it or you were imagining a dude doing it, that would be gay for sure. Whatever though, to each their own. I was never requested to shave, she just went right to it.
I can't even...
"Wait, you got a handjob from a girl? That's pretty gay brah" ::)

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1663 on: August 06, 2016, 10:43:11 AM »
How does Heath Kirchart feel about Berra?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1664 on: August 06, 2016, 11:17:08 AM »
just smoked a spliff after a good sesh and put myself in front of the computer, tired legs lying on a stool , and my cat sat on them and purred, and i could feel my legs and toes vibrating too, felt like it reconnected all the lil nerves in them, maybe that's why egyptians venered their cat like that, they're healers !
or i'm just high ;D
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1665 on: August 08, 2016, 04:27:42 AM »
Nyjah and Ishod wear shorts often because they have sock sponsorships.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1666 on: August 08, 2016, 08:01:22 PM »
why do some skaters wear 5 panel hats when they only have 3 tricks?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1667 on: August 09, 2016, 06:28:16 AM »
Nyjah and Ishod wear shorts often because they have sock sponsorships.

Haha I never thought about that with sock sponsorships.

"You see this clause? We need to see you in shorts and knee socks 2 out of 3 comps"

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1668 on: August 12, 2016, 08:44:21 PM »
When pat Washington (or any black skater) does a switch varial heel, is it still a 'white rapper'?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1669 on: August 16, 2016, 08:33:47 AM »
When pat Washington (or any black skater) does a switch varial heel, is it still a 'white rapper'?


I notice that some of the things which I like to skate are also popular with our K9 friends. Is dog pee on the spot good luck, bad luck or staph infection?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1670 on: August 16, 2016, 10:14:25 AM »
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When pat Washington (or any black skater) does a switch varial heel, is it still a 'white rapper'?
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I notice that some of the things which I like to skate are also popular with our K9 friends. Is dog pee on the spot good luck, bad luck or staph infection?

Voce eh brasileiro? Or are the DANK NOVELA DAS 8 MEMES leaking abroad like zika?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1671 on: August 16, 2016, 12:28:20 PM »
How the hell do beavis and butthead have their own house?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1672 on: August 16, 2016, 04:01:36 PM »
Does anyone else weigh themselves pre/post poop?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1673 on: August 17, 2016, 04:29:24 AM »
Does anyone else weigh themselves pre/post poop?

No , 7.2  billion people on earth and you are the only one . Maybe the only one in the whole universe

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1674 on: August 17, 2016, 05:18:10 AM »
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How the hell do beavis and butthead have their own house?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1675 on: August 17, 2016, 07:00:18 AM »
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Does anyone else weigh themselves pre/post poop?
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No , 7.2  billion people on earth and you are the only one . Maybe the only one in the whole universe

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1676 on: August 17, 2016, 07:57:52 AM »
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Does anyone else weigh themselves pre/post poop?
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No , 7.2  billion people on earth and you are the only one . Maybe the only one in the whole universe
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1677 on: August 18, 2016, 09:42:39 AM »


Maybe I am out of the loop but perverted super otaku posts have been reminding me of the santa barbara shooter Elliot Rodger lately. I'm a little concerned, not even going to lie.
We need Malto to release the pic of Biebel drunk in an elevator with his wiener hanging out.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1678 on: August 18, 2016, 10:50:29 AM »
That's weird I feel like he's really hit his stride as of late

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1679 on: August 18, 2016, 11:38:59 AM »
lol fuckin hell dude, that says a lot more about you than it does me(Correction: my slap persona)...
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