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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1680 on: August 18, 2016, 11:42:26 AM »
getting defensive is only throwing up more red flags, dude.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1681 on: August 18, 2016, 11:59:03 AM »
umm red flags? genuinely shocked at how bizarre you guys sound. If someone thinks differently than you they must be a violent psycho? that's fucked up.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1682 on: August 18, 2016, 12:02:59 PM »
I probably could never skate a board with red top ply ever again

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1683 on: August 18, 2016, 12:17:05 PM »
umm red flags? genuinely shocked at how bizarre you guys sound. If someone thinks differently than you they must be a violent psycho? that's fucked up.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1684 on: August 18, 2016, 12:54:13 PM »
This does bring up an interesting point though. It's pretty apparent that, the US is going through a dramatic increase in xenophobic paranoia, an irrational fear of the other, which politics and the media are stoking for their own personal gains. I feel that these comments(unless im getting trolled, if that's the case, well done), are the result of this pervasive mindset. The same fear of things different or incomprehensible to you, is perhaps the same fear which has propelled Trump into the position where he is now. It actually stems from the fact that all ideologies have failed, which put politicians into a position where they became mere "managers of public life", and to restore their power they now, instead of offering the optimistic promises of the failed ideologies, they now pose themselves as protectors against phantom enemies.

There is a really good documentary series by Adam Curtis on this subject, Called "The Power of Nightmares", here's episode 1 www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTg4qnyUGxg

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1685 on: August 18, 2016, 01:01:09 PM »
How the hell do beavis and butthead have their own house?

They don't. At one time Beavis asks Butthead if he can sleep there and Butthead says that he has to ask his Mom's boyfriend.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1686 on: August 18, 2016, 01:04:37 PM »
I probably could never skate a board with red top ply ever again

I'm skating a blue top ply one right now and my hands are perma-stained because god forbid I sweat when I skate.

Kobra is correct that is Butthead's mom's/mom's boyfriend's house, you just never see them because they aren't very good parents and leave him there all the time.

Otaku has always been like this and he hasn't shot anybody yet, so he'll probably just keep it bottled up inside forever. He's fine.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1687 on: August 18, 2016, 01:13:04 PM »
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I probably could never skate a board with red top ply ever again
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I'm skating a blue top ply one right now and my hands are perma-stained because god forbid I sweat when I skate.

Kobra is correct that is Butthead's mom's/mom's boyfriend's house, you just never see them because they aren't very good parents and leave him there all the time.

Otaku has always been like this and he hasn't shot anybody yet, so he'll probably just keep it bottled up inside forever. He's fine.

Read something on here about red top ply curse broke my leg on a red top ply the very next day , gotta red top ply in my package and lord knows thats not gonna be under my feet

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1688 on: August 18, 2016, 08:52:14 PM »
So im curious if this ever happens to other people. After you jerk off and piss, do you feel like you have to take another piss really badly? It happens to me on rare occasions but when it does i have to pee like every 5 seconds 

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1689 on: August 18, 2016, 09:08:33 PM »
So im curious if this ever happens to other people. After you jerk off and piss, do you feel like you have to take another piss really badly? It happens to me on rare occasions but when it does i have to pee like every 5 seconds 

I always make sure I pee immediately after I cum. I think of it as cleaning my pipes. I learned my lesson as a newb cummerbund and getting a uti from not doing throw routine.

Don't think I answered your q tho

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1690 on: August 18, 2016, 09:16:18 PM »
This does bring up an interesting point though. It's pretty apparent that, the US is going through a dramatic increase in xenophobic paranoia, an irrational fear of the other, which politics and the media are stoking for their own personal gains. I feel that these comments(unless im getting trolled, if that's the case, well done), are the result of this pervasive mindset. The same fear of things different or incomprehensible to you, is perhaps the same fear which has propelled Trump into the position where he is now. It actually stems from the fact that all ideologies have failed, which put politicians into a position where they became mere "managers of public life", and to restore their power they now, instead of offering the optimistic promises of the failed ideologies, they now pose themselves as protectors against phantom enemies.

There is a really good documentary series by Adam Curtis on this subject, Called "The Power of Nightmares", here's episode 1 www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTg4qnyUGxg
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1691 on: August 18, 2016, 09:23:52 PM »
So im curious if this ever happens to other people. After you jerk off and piss, do you feel like you have to take another piss really badly? It happens to me on rare occasions but when it does i have to pee like every 5 seconds 
Oh man! & the pee won't all come out. The worst was in juvie, staff wouldn't let ya pee a bunch so ya hafta find a bottle & keep filling it. Awful feeling!

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1692 on: August 18, 2016, 11:02:24 PM »
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So im curious if this ever happens to other people. After you jerk off and piss, do you feel like you have to take another piss really badly? It happens to me on rare occasions but when it does i have to pee like every 5 seconds 
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Oh man! & the pee won't all come out. The worst was in juvie, staff wouldn't let ya pee a bunch so ya hafta find a bottle & keep filling it. Awful feeling!

I feel like Tobey is trying to piss with half a hard on still. Give it like 5 minutes man, then piss.
you never know about pre-cum 

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1693 on: August 19, 2016, 06:29:24 AM »
If you pee, then still feel like you have to pee right after but can't, you might have kidney stones.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1694 on: August 19, 2016, 06:45:38 PM »
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTg4qnyUGxg

adam curtis docs are great

all the archival footage he gets from the BBC give them an awesome aesthetic, I love the editing as well, not to mention the stories/themes themselves which are always interesting.

these are my 2 favorites.

first one is super long

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRbq63r7rys

I think this is his most widely-known (part 1)

All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace


I strongly suggest watching at least some of them


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1695 on: August 19, 2016, 08:11:57 PM »
When is a good deed not a good deed ?

A child runs into the street and a car is coming straight at him. The driver doesnt see him and the child will die if nobody jumps in and pushes him out of the way

A person risks his/her own life to jump infront of the car and pushes the kid out of the way . Both make it unhurt and the person is hailed a hero for saving the child

Does this good deed change if the person only did it cause he wanted to become famous ? or cause he wanted to be labeld a hero and doesnt really care about the kid ? he only did it so he could get in the papers , on Conan and get laid  ?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1696 on: August 19, 2016, 08:19:12 PM »
i'm sure the mother of this hypothetical child would deem it a good deed, regardless of the savior's intent

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1697 on: August 19, 2016, 08:45:39 PM »
What if the kid was a piece of shit?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1698 on: August 19, 2016, 08:59:09 PM »

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1699 on: August 21, 2016, 09:39:42 AM »
imagine your brother/sister/wife.. is terminally ill. She's got cancer. and in a coma!
You receive the perfect syringe with the cure.

BUT it is THE cure for all cancers on the planet.
Would you give it and save his/her life OR let him/her die and give it away for global manufacturing, thus saving human race?
(note that you must infact decide alone because the patient is comatized!)

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1700 on: August 21, 2016, 11:01:42 AM »
imagine your brother/sister/wife.. is terminally ill. She's got cancer. and in a coma!
You receive the perfect syringe with the cure.

BUT it is THE cure for all cancers on the planet.
Would you give it and save his/her life OR let him/her die and give it away for global manufacturing, thus saving human race?
(note that you must infact decide alone because the patient is comatized!)

Why cant the global manufacturers just make the cure for everybody and also for your brother/sister/wife ? isnt that person also part of the human race ?

Just make a deal with the company to give it to your brother/sister/wife first

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1701 on: August 21, 2016, 12:32:56 PM »
im selfish af so id stick myself with it

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1702 on: August 21, 2016, 02:35:58 PM »
Would you rather poop out a softball or pee out a marble?



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1703 on: August 22, 2016, 08:41:28 AM »
Do you need to send in a sponsor-me tape in order to get an AA sponsor?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1704 on: August 22, 2016, 09:11:40 AM »
People can't say "Wageningen", but can say "Van Der Linden" no problem.

Discrimination between Dutchmen.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1705 on: August 22, 2016, 09:29:02 AM »
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imagine your brother/sister/wife.. is terminally ill. She's got cancer. and in a coma!
You receive the perfect syringe with the cure.

BUT it is THE cure for all cancers on the planet.
Would you give it and save his/her life OR let him/her die and give it away for global manufacturing, thus saving human race?
(note that you must infact decide alone because the patient is comatized!)
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Why cant the global manufacturers just make the cure for everybody and also for your brother/sister/wife ? isnt that person also part of the human race ?

Just make a deal with the company to give it to your brother/sister/wife first
he/she is too ill and the global cure would be too late.
Also the cure was made by accident.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1706 on: August 22, 2016, 09:40:58 AM »
Would you rather poop out a softball or pee out a marble?




Back when I was a junkie, I had to use a a spoon to get rock solid pieces of shit out of my system. Not my prodest moments...

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1707 on: August 22, 2016, 11:37:39 AM »
Would you rather poop out a softball or pee out a marble?




As a kid, I'd definitely pick the marble. Way cooler than playing with bearing balls, or those cheap dollar store clear marbles that came with a flame-like smudge of red paint inside. I'd make it my designated hitter if it was big enough. If it was small, I'd just wager it and lose so some other kid would have to touch something that came out of my dick.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1708 on: August 22, 2016, 12:26:36 PM »
I'd shit out the softball. Anyone who has had a catheter would.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1709 on: August 26, 2016, 01:06:25 AM »
I'd shit out the softball. Anyone who has had a catheter would.

yeah besides, can you imagine how good that crap would feel?

Us mans don't really get much chance at experiencing the wonder of birth,
windmill pitching out your pooper just might serve as a close second.
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