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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1740 on: September 28, 2016, 09:04:52 AM »
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What is it like to take a woman out for Mexican food and assfuck her after that?
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Pretty cool. You want to get in there within an hour or two, before digestion gets going.

At a previous job, I heard this story repeated at least 50 times. One of the guys did this and when he pulled out, there was a jalapeno on the tip of his dick. And it burned.
Now that I work with all women, I don't get to hear stories like this.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1741 on: October 21, 2016, 06:17:35 PM »
What are normal people doing at the atm after bank hours? I just assume anyone getting cash out at night is buying a sack.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1742 on: October 21, 2016, 06:59:17 PM »
Euro gaps are glorified flyouts. Go on w/ that shit.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1743 on: October 22, 2016, 12:37:50 PM »
Does boredom exist in the animal kingdom?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1744 on: October 22, 2016, 11:03:33 PM »
Does boredom exist in the animal kingdom?

It does exist, but it's definitely not like people, who get bored because they only have a hundred games in their Steam library or because they've been to all of thes cheap retaurants in the area this week already. Put a dog in a cramped place with no stimulation, and it will get pretty fucked up mentally. They get edgy, pace back and forth, and even self-harm by chewing on themselves. If that's not boredom, I don't know what it is.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1745 on: October 23, 2016, 12:44:19 PM »
can jack eat hard foods with those mini molars?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1746 on: October 26, 2016, 05:03:25 AM »
I never noticed that. It took me forever to learn that the Whites are not siblings either...

What's up with Chet Childress's mattresses? What do they mean? Why are they missing exactly? I get that it's "art", I find it to be pretty cool, but I'd really like to somehow "get" what they mean.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1747 on: October 26, 2016, 05:31:13 PM »
How many ugly nollie backside flips are done for every good one.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1748 on: October 28, 2016, 09:18:55 AM »
I wondered what happened to stevie's take on the berrics, stevie's playground. seemed like it just vanished outta thin air.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1749 on: October 29, 2016, 10:48:05 AM »
female slap lurkers?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1750 on: October 29, 2016, 03:08:24 PM »
why is there no more footy of Biebel in those huge grey sweatpants?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1751 on: October 30, 2016, 04:28:18 AM »
female slap lurkers?
There have been a few but it's been awhile since I've seen them post.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1752 on: October 31, 2016, 01:13:49 AM »
rinse or just spit after brushing? no clear answer which is best for you >:(

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1753 on: October 31, 2016, 09:56:15 AM »
Do people really not rinse? I think that's just in movies and it always kills my suspension of disbelief.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1754 on: October 31, 2016, 12:39:20 PM »
Do people really not rinse? I think that's just in movies and it always kills my suspension of disbelief.
i've always rinsed.  i think i'm just going to do both. rinse in the morning and spit at night.  toothpaste directions only mention spitting as well

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1755 on: October 31, 2016, 09:47:05 PM »
Am I the only one that swallows?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1756 on: November 01, 2016, 01:44:08 PM »
rinsing takes some o the good shit from the toothpaste off of your teeth.. its better not to rinse. But i find it so hard not to. ive got it down to rinsing in the morning but not at night

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1757 on: November 01, 2016, 01:46:12 PM »
at what point does a tub become a bath?

all baths are tubs, but not all tubs are baths..

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1758 on: November 01, 2016, 04:39:46 PM »
If you can give yourself a bath in the tub, it's a bathtub. Like a full bath, covering your entire body with water in ideal conditions. If you're bathing yourself with the tub, like squatting in it as you clean your asshole with a wet rag, or kneeling inside it with the lukewarm water up to your navel, I guess it's just a tub. Bathtubs are more fixed, tubs are more mobile. At least that's how I see it.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1759 on: November 02, 2016, 05:54:02 PM »
I use "tub" and "bath" interchangeably
Maybe I'm blowing it

Now that Bowie's dead, can we stop pretending that Gino's Yeah Right! part, edited to "Blue Jean", isn't way better than the fuckin Guns  ::) Roses one

Even if Gino himself doesn't think so

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1760 on: November 04, 2016, 02:47:49 PM »
What happens when someone totally blind from birth takes hallucinogens?

Like if normal people see things, maybe hear a little bit that isn't real, but mostly just see things, would they have an opposite effect? Would they like vividly feel, smell, taste, hear things that totally aren't there the same way that when normal people take them it really looks like things are there but aren't?

Sounds scary as hell

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1761 on: November 05, 2016, 01:05:09 PM »
Luis tolentino aka Puerto Rican donger, what happened to him?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1762 on: November 05, 2016, 01:28:24 PM »
why haven't vending machines taken off? grocery stores are so frustratingly large, it's like a 15 minute, kilometer walk just to get milk...

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1763 on: November 05, 2016, 05:22:54 PM »
why haven't vending machines taken off? grocery stores are so frustratingly large, it's like a 15 minute, kilometer walk just to get milk...
because those shits would get raided with the quickness

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1764 on: November 08, 2016, 03:22:48 AM »
I saw a couple on a longboard today. The lady stiff as a board (of the non-long kind, because those things are mad floppy), and the guy languidly flicking his foot on the pavement, holding his lady like that Titanic scene as the whisper-quiet board rolls through non-existent 9 am traffic. I've never seen that before, people sharing a board like wrongboard Templars. That honestly made me feel envious of normal people who aren't lonely.

Lately I've been wanting to learn how to design clothes, shoes, whatever... I have to do something about the urge, and hopefully learn something good, even if it's how to adjust my own FITS. I had something interesting to post here, but I forgot.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1765 on: November 08, 2016, 11:01:19 AM »
been pondering about what it'd be like to have a full on mushroom trip in the woods of Yosemite by myself during snow fall 

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1766 on: November 08, 2016, 12:45:27 PM »
If Trump wins and there's a reality TV show about the Trumps in the White House, will the public execution of Hillary Clinton be in the premier episode or saved for the season finale?


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1767 on: November 08, 2016, 03:23:11 PM »
Guess what, today I saw a guy on a longboard cradling a toddler in his arms. In an intersection, even. The guy was hauling ass, all while clutching a kid like a bag of groceries. It was pretty dark, too. It's a magical world.

Now I remember my super important observation: the Ripped Laces favicon looks like a white dove. Like a peace dove or the Jesus one. I kept wondering that it was, then I came to the conclusion that it's probably a ripped shoelace. Weird.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1768 on: November 09, 2016, 07:04:02 AM »
If Trump wins and there's a reality TV show about the Trumps in the White House, will the public execution of Hillary Clinton be in the premier episode or saved for the season finale?


Mid season cliff hanger.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1769 on: November 09, 2016, 06:31:51 PM »
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If Trump wins and there's a reality TV show about the Trumps in the White House, will the public execution of Hillary Clinton be in the premier episode or saved for the season finale?


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Mid season cliff hanger.

A lot of people are saying there's going to be a pay-per-view of her getting schlonged.