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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1830 on: January 28, 2017, 01:12:13 PM »
Do the taco pizzas at trump towers taste as good as the taco bowls there?

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1831 on: January 28, 2017, 03:37:26 PM »
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Laundry detergent commercials often have images of removing certain stains from fabric, but they never mention if semen stains are easily removed. This leaves adolescents everywhere wondering if that's going to be a problem or not.

I'm also wondering if society will ever be comfortable with the idea of a detergent commercial blatantly mentioning "semen" in the same breath as grape juice, even if it's for practical, non-sexual reasons. Probably not. Also this has probably been subject of multiple comedy sketches somewhere.
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This will definitely ruin non-white clothes, but bleach gets rid of cum in a pinch. It's great to get it off surfaces, like if you jizz on a wall or something. Hot water makes it melt and stick, so wash your cumrags with cold water.
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Does this guy know how to party or what?

Haha. I didn't know that about hot water, that's good info. I knew I should've brought this up.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1832 on: January 29, 2017, 04:38:34 PM »
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emoji tat......why?

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Is dudes painting their fingernails a thing on the west coast?  I know Dylan made it kind of popular, but I can't see anyone I know doing it.
I'm more interested in his watch game! vintage Seiko?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1833 on: January 30, 2017, 06:17:41 AM »
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emoji tat......why?

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Is dudes painting their fingernails a thing on the west coast?  I know Dylan made it kind of popular, but I can't see anyone I know doing it.
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I'm more interested in his watch game! vintage Seiko?

that wifebeater tho...

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1834 on: January 30, 2017, 06:53:29 AM »
Tom of Finland wife beater, Keith Haring tattoo, In Utero tatoo... BA is cool as fuck.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1835 on: January 31, 2017, 05:08:19 AM »
Tom of Finland wife beater, Keith Haring tattoo, In Utero tatoo... BA is cool as fuck.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1836 on: January 31, 2017, 07:58:53 AM »
alright pals, i need some help but i don't want to start a new thread.
anybody got experiences with an iphone SE? considering buying one
and starting my smartphone life with it. is it any good? worth it? ok?
I bought my wife one because she smashed her old phone and didn't want a "big" phone and I have to say I quite want one now. They seem every bit as functional as all other iPhone models just smaller and more lightweight. I have a 6S for business and it's not practical when your out skateboarding or chilling.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1837 on: January 31, 2017, 08:12:12 PM »
Got a good offer for some parts so Im probably gonna part out my car and head west.  Would you rather be homeless in Denver or LA? I got a job interview and homie in Denver but I always wanted to go to LA. Any other good spots to start my adult life? Fuck. Heavy.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1838 on: February 01, 2017, 11:12:54 AM »
joining a cult for fun.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1839 on: February 01, 2017, 11:21:16 AM »
joining a cult for fun.

I'd like to join a cult for fun but I know I would do pretty well when the name of the game is manipulating people. I could end up with a few wives and a seat near Supreme God's throne within a year probably.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1840 on: February 01, 2017, 11:43:16 AM »
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joining a cult for fun.
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I'd like to join a cult for fun but I know I would do pretty well when the name of the game is manipulating people. I could end up with a few wives and a seat near Supreme God's throne within a year probably.

Cults aren't all that great. I know a guy who was in a cult from birth until about a year and a half ago. He wasn't allowed TV or books or anything. Now he spends all his free time watching low budget sequels to movies like Deep Blue Sea 4 and the 15th American Pie movie on Netflix. He also wears Angry Bird shirts most times that I see him.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1841 on: February 01, 2017, 11:59:25 AM »
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joining a cult for fun.
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I'd like to join a cult for fun but I know I would do pretty well when the name of the game is manipulating people. I could end up with a few wives and a seat near Supreme God's throne within a year probably.
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Cults aren't all that great. I know a guy who was in a cult from birth until about a year and a half ago. He wasn't allowed TV or books or anything. Now he spends all his free time watching low budget sequels to movies like Deep Blue Sea 4 and the 15th American Pie movie on Netflix. He also wears Angry Bird shirts most times that I see him.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1842 on: February 01, 2017, 12:10:00 PM »
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joining a cult for fun.
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I'd like to join a cult for fun but I know I would do pretty well when the name of the game is manipulating people. I could end up with a few wives and a seat near Supreme God's throne within a year probably.
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Cults aren't all that great. I know a guy who was in a cult from birth until about a year and a half ago. He wasn't allowed TV or books or anything. Now he spends all his free time watching low budget sequels to movies like Deep Blue Sea 4 and the 15th American Pie movie on Netflix. He also wears Angry Bird shirts most times that I see him.

multiple angry birds shirts? I draw the line at one.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1843 on: February 01, 2017, 12:12:12 PM »
What's your stance on Minions, 'cause he's got many a Minion shirt as well.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1844 on: February 01, 2017, 12:14:20 PM »
You should take him to an amusement park. Go up to the... person who puts you in rollercoaster cars?... and be like "hey my friend is.... y'know" and gesture to his shirt and they'll probably let you skip the line as much as you want.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1845 on: February 01, 2017, 12:21:01 PM »
You should take him to an amusement park. Go up to the... person who puts you in rollercoaster cars?... and be like "hey my friend is.... y'know" and gesture to his shirt and they'll probably let you skip the line as much as you want.

Even the kids with one leg waiting in line would give us the "go ahead" nod.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1846 on: February 01, 2017, 01:57:15 PM »
What's your stance on Minions, 'cause he's got many a Minion shirt as well.

I'm sensing a theme here.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1847 on: February 01, 2017, 03:20:44 PM »
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You should take him to an amusement park. Go up to the... person who puts you in rollercoaster cars?... and be like "hey my friend is.... y'know" and gesture to his shirt and they'll probably let you skip the line as much as you want.
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Even the kids with one leg waiting in line would give us the "go ahead" nod.

and all the while your friend is completely oblivious.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1848 on: February 01, 2017, 05:40:01 PM »

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1849 on: February 01, 2017, 06:47:56 PM »
"where the Lilo and Stitch shirts at?"  -slappies friend

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1850 on: February 01, 2017, 07:57:59 PM »

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1851 on: February 02, 2017, 04:14:32 AM »
Say what you will guys, but thanks to your suggestions I just rode Space Mountain 3 times in a row and got an autographed photo of us with Goofy.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1852 on: February 02, 2017, 08:11:16 AM »
i hope you're 18 yrs or older. wooo!
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1853 on: February 02, 2017, 01:00:51 PM »
Pizza doesn't have to be on a bagel in order to have it anytime.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1854 on: February 02, 2017, 10:27:00 PM »
Does anyone know what the term "facist" means?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1855 on: February 02, 2017, 10:33:11 PM »
Pretty sure it's politics for Big Meanie

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1856 on: February 03, 2017, 09:00:23 AM »
Does anyone know what the term "facist" means?


a person who's shaft is two distinct tones.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1857 on: February 03, 2017, 10:34:34 AM »
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Does anyone know what the term "facist" means?

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a person who's shaft is two distinct tones.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1858 on: February 03, 2017, 06:36:44 PM »
Whenever I see news, stories or anything about Formula One, I wish I could like it. But I can't "get" racing, period, and the idea of seeing dudes hauling ass in their little cars for 70 laps is really tiresome. Let's not even get started on stock cars. That's my thought of the day.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1859 on: February 03, 2017, 06:43:36 PM »
Whenever I see news, stories or anything about Formula One, I wish I could like it. But I can't "get" racing, period, and the idea of seeing dudes hauling ass in their little cars for 70 laps is really tiresome. Let's not even get started on stock cars. That's my thought of the day.

Bruh, the Indy 500 is 200 laps. That's quite a few laps. Can't wrap my head around it either, but maybe there's not much else to do in some of the midwest states where it's most popular and getting hammered on Buds while hooting and hollering with your buds is the best source of entertainment, which actually sounds fun. I think, too, that Nascar is really high on TV ratings as well, which means more people are into than you think.


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