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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1860 on: February 01, 2017, 05:40:01 PM »

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1861 on: February 01, 2017, 06:47:56 PM »
"where the Lilo and Stitch shirts at?"  -slappies friend

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1862 on: February 01, 2017, 07:57:59 PM »

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of retarded kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1863 on: February 02, 2017, 04:14:32 AM »
Say what you will guys, but thanks to your suggestions I just rode Space Mountain 3 times in a row and got an autographed photo of us with Goofy.
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« Reply #1864 on: February 02, 2017, 08:11:16 AM »
i hope you're 18 yrs or older. wooo!

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1865 on: February 02, 2017, 01:00:51 PM »
Pizza doesn't have to be on a bagel in order to have it anytime.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1866 on: February 02, 2017, 10:27:00 PM »
Does anyone know what the term "facist" means?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1867 on: February 02, 2017, 10:33:11 PM »
Pretty sure it's politics for Big Meanie

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1868 on: February 03, 2017, 09:00:23 AM »
Does anyone know what the term "facist" means?


a person who's shaft is two distinct tones.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1869 on: February 03, 2017, 10:34:34 AM »
Does anyone know what the term "facist" means?


a person who's shaft is two distinct tones.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1870 on: February 03, 2017, 06:36:44 PM »
Whenever I see news, stories or anything about Formula One, I wish I could like it. But I can't "get" racing, period, and the idea of seeing dudes hauling ass in their little cars for 70 laps is really tiresome. Let's not even get started on stock cars. That's my thought of the day.

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« Reply #1871 on: February 03, 2017, 06:43:36 PM »
Whenever I see news, stories or anything about Formula One, I wish I could like it. But I can't "get" racing, period, and the idea of seeing dudes hauling ass in their little cars for 70 laps is really tiresome. Let's not even get started on stock cars. That's my thought of the day.

Bruh, the Indy 500 is 200 laps. That's quite a few laps. Can't wrap my head around it either, but maybe there's not much else to do in some of the midwest states where it's most popular and getting hammered on Buds while hooting and hollering with your buds is the best source of entertainment, which actually sounds fun. I think, too, that Nascar is really high on TV ratings as well, which means more people are into than you think.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1872 on: February 03, 2017, 06:53:27 PM »
Whenever I see news, stories or anything about Formula One, I wish I could like it. But I can't "get" racing, period, and the idea of seeing dudes hauling ass in their little cars for 70 laps is really tiresome. Let's not even get started on stock cars. That's my thought of the day.

Bruh, the Indy 500 is 200 laps. That's quite a few laps. Can't wrap my head around it either, but maybe there's not much else to do in some of the midwest states where it's most popular and getting hammered on Buds while hooting and hollering with your buds is the best source of entertainment, which actually sounds fun. I think, too, that Nascar is really high on TV ratings as well, which means more people are into than you think.

My dad watches the fuck out of all the NASCAR shit. He's up so early every day he just watches the live races that take place all over the world. He took me to some growing up and me being a kid i only wanted to see the crashes. I don't know how he watches that and i even asked him if he wanted me to buy him that movie about racing, Chris Hemsworth was in it. All he said was no thanks cause it looks fake

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1873 on: February 11, 2017, 06:20:00 AM »
Did the Gonz ever wear heelys? That sounds like something he'd do for shits once. If he haven't already. Maybe his Adidas deal disallows it. But I'd like to see him dick around in heelies.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1874 on: February 12, 2017, 12:46:07 PM »
Why do so many rappers now use what I can only describe as a fake Haitian accent while rapping?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1875 on: February 12, 2017, 12:49:49 PM »
What happened to that board company Lurkville? They were hot for a minute, especially when there was new footage of Dolan Sterns like every week. Did he land a new sponsor? Did Lurkville go under? Does anyone care?

Nevermind just looked them up on Instagram
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1876 on: February 17, 2017, 12:56:04 PM »
when is the last time Mob updated their roster

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1877 on: February 23, 2017, 07:57:20 AM »
there's an attachment on my vacuum cleaner called the "turbo brush" that I've never used. I've had this vacuum cleaner for five or six years. gonna have to give it a whirl next time I'm cleaning.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1878 on: February 23, 2017, 08:46:58 AM »
What happened to parody TV shows and movies. Stuff like madtv and scary movie?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1879 on: February 23, 2017, 10:31:32 AM »
What happened to parody TV shows and movies. Stuff like madtv and scary movie?

Hemingway said that writing on bathroom stalls is the step up from writing parodies. So maybe there's that. I loved Scary Movie, though, until they started to go hog wild. That 300 movie was the worst thing I've ever seen.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1880 on: March 03, 2017, 04:57:38 PM »
Anybody see these discover card commercial ads on youtube?



They just use the same person right? Or is it a twin?


But then this one the two people don't really look the same, i mean they do but not identical


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1881 on: March 04, 2017, 06:04:37 PM »
Sometimes I wonder about making a family tree, digging up genealogical information from my family, hopefully to find something good or useful while doing so... like a foreign passport. As I've seen the writing on the wall... fat chance, though.

Does anyone have any experience with this? There's a couple of tricky things for this quest... I know none of my ancestors were anyone important, my last names are as Brazilian as weaseling out of things, and I'm estranged of my father's side of the family. So it's a tall order to find the info out.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1882 on: March 24, 2017, 12:38:04 AM »
I think givecigstosurfgroms is dead
You think he just rolled out of bed and b/s 360 mannied the roselyn banks?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1883 on: March 28, 2017, 09:54:46 AM »
Whatever happened to Shay Maria?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1884 on: March 28, 2017, 06:48:54 PM »
man the trump voters crying about losing obama-care are really fucked in the head...
how could any political issue mean more than having your life saving medication? you really hate mexicans more than living? smh, fucking shame

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1885 on: March 29, 2017, 08:31:45 AM »
man the trump voters crying about losing obama-care are really fucked in the head...
how could any political issue mean more than having your life saving medication? you really hate mexicans more than living? smh, fucking shame

i know plenty of people who side with whatever their favorite party sides with and never give it any more thought than that. i dont understand it either, but id guess that picking your political stance is a lot like picking your favorite sports team to a lot of people. gotta support the team even if their gameplan is fucked.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1886 on: April 03, 2017, 08:50:39 AM »
Putting a crutch in a joint is fairly common. Why does no one do it with blunts?

You see a lot of stained veneer bottom plys in all colors. But I can't think of seeing a white stain. It would take a lot of dye and probably wouldn't show up well. But would look rad if it worked.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1887 on: April 04, 2017, 01:07:48 PM »
some of the best jazz I've ever heard in my life has come from original soundtracks and it's sad how much a piece of music will get over looked because it is a small part of another form of media rather than a standalone release. Weird right?
You think he just rolled out of bed and b/s 360 mannied the roselyn banks?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1888 on: April 16, 2017, 05:39:43 AM »
Man, the snapchat animal filters... why do women think these are cute? They look extremely corny and wack.  ???

Theory: They want to take and post selfies to get attention for their looks, but don't want to feel vain about it all the time, so using an animal filter allows them enough abstraction to feel they are doing something other than what they are doing. Just posting a picture of themselves for attention. Since there is nothing inherently wrong with wanting attention for your looks it may show kind of inner conflict whereby they feel ashamed(on some level, even sub-consciously) of their own desire for attention? Shits complicated I think lol
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1889 on: April 16, 2017, 06:22:47 AM »
Whatever happened to Shay Maria?
Isn't she with T-Puds?