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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1860 on: February 03, 2017, 06:53:27 PM »
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Whenever I see news, stories or anything about Formula One, I wish I could like it. But I can't "get" racing, period, and the idea of seeing dudes hauling ass in their little cars for 70 laps is really tiresome. Let's not even get started on stock cars. That's my thought of the day.
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Bruh, the Indy 500 is 200 laps. That's quite a few laps. Can't wrap my head around it either, but maybe there's not much else to do in some of the midwest states where it's most popular and getting hammered on Buds while hooting and hollering with your buds is the best source of entertainment, which actually sounds fun. I think, too, that Nascar is really high on TV ratings as well, which means more people are into than you think.

My dad watches the fuck out of all the NASCAR shit. He's up so early every day he just watches the live races that take place all over the world. He took me to some growing up and me being a kid i only wanted to see the crashes. I don't know how he watches that and i even asked him if he wanted me to buy him that movie about racing, Chris Hemsworth was in it. All he said was no thanks cause it looks fake

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1861 on: February 11, 2017, 06:20:00 AM »
Did the Gonz ever wear heelys? That sounds like something he'd do for shits once. If he haven't already. Maybe his Adidas deal disallows it. But I'd like to see him dick around in heelies.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1862 on: February 12, 2017, 12:46:07 PM »
Why do so many rappers now use what I can only describe as a fake Haitian accent while rapping?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1863 on: February 12, 2017, 12:49:49 PM »
What happened to that board company Lurkville? They were hot for a minute, especially when there was new footage of Dolan Sterns like every week. Did he land a new sponsor? Did Lurkville go under? Does anyone care?

Nevermind just looked them up on Instagram
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1864 on: February 17, 2017, 12:56:04 PM »
when is the last time Mob updated their roster

http://mobgrip.com/team

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1865 on: February 23, 2017, 07:57:20 AM »
there's an attachment on my vacuum cleaner called the "turbo brush" that I've never used. I've had this vacuum cleaner for five or six years. gonna have to give it a whirl next time I'm cleaning.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1866 on: February 23, 2017, 08:46:58 AM »
What happened to parody TV shows and movies. Stuff like madtv and scary movie?

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« Reply #1867 on: February 23, 2017, 10:31:32 AM »
What happened to parody TV shows and movies. Stuff like madtv and scary movie?

Hemingway said that writing on bathroom stalls is the step up from writing parodies. So maybe there's that. I loved Scary Movie, though, until they started to go hog wild. That 300 movie was the worst thing I've ever seen.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1868 on: March 03, 2017, 04:57:38 PM »
Anybody see these discover card commercial ads on youtube?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaBV4KEBT1o

They just use the same person right? Or is it a twin?


But then this one the two people don't really look the same, i mean they do but not identical

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kb4K-npNFf4

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1869 on: March 24, 2017, 12:38:04 AM »
I think givecigstosurfgroms is dead

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1870 on: March 28, 2017, 09:54:46 AM »
Whatever happened to Shay Maria?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1871 on: March 28, 2017, 06:48:54 PM »
man the trump voters crying about losing obama-care are really fucked in the head...
how could any political issue mean more than having your life saving medication? you really hate mexicans more than living? smh, fucking shame

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1872 on: March 29, 2017, 08:31:45 AM »
man the trump voters crying about losing obama-care are really fucked in the head...
how could any political issue mean more than having your life saving medication? you really hate mexicans more than living? smh, fucking shame

i know plenty of people who side with whatever their favorite party sides with and never give it any more thought than that. i dont understand it either, but id guess that picking your political stance is a lot like picking your favorite sports team to a lot of people. gotta support the team even if their gameplan is fucked.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1873 on: April 03, 2017, 08:50:39 AM »
Putting a crutch in a joint is fairly common. Why does no one do it with blunts?

You see a lot of stained veneer bottom plys in all colors. But I can't think of seeing a white stain. It would take a lot of dye and probably wouldn't show up well. But would look rad if it worked.

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« Reply #1874 on: April 04, 2017, 01:07:48 PM »
some of the best jazz I've ever heard in my life has come from original soundtracks and it's sad how much a piece of music will get over looked because it is a small part of another form of media rather than a standalone release. Weird right?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1875 on: April 16, 2017, 05:39:43 AM »
Man, the snapchat animal filters... why do women think these are cute? They look extremely corny and wack.  ???

Theory: They want to take and post selfies to get attention for their looks, but don't want to feel vain about it all the time, so using an animal filter allows them enough abstraction to feel they are doing something other than what they are doing. Just posting a picture of themselves for attention. Since there is nothing inherently wrong with wanting attention for your looks it may show kind of inner conflict whereby they feel ashamed(on some level, even sub-consciously) of their own desire for attention? Shits complicated I think lol
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1876 on: April 16, 2017, 06:22:47 AM »
Whatever happened to Shay Maria?
Isn't she with T-Puds?

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« Reply #1877 on: April 16, 2017, 06:26:41 AM »
Whenever I see news, stories or anything about Formula One, I wish I could like it. But I can't "get" racing, period, and the idea of seeing dudes hauling ass in their little cars for 70 laps is really tiresome. Let's not even get started on stock cars. That's my thought of the day.

My sister is super into F1 racing and I asked her about it because I feel the same way as you.
She said the cars have crazy limits to fuel and tire usage etc meaning the drivers are seriously hauling ass with the possible risk of burning their engines out or blowing a tyre.

That said I think they're pushing for more environmentally friendly cars now.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1878 on: April 16, 2017, 09:55:30 AM »
Pizza doesn't have to be on a bagel in order to have it anytime.

This. Its a way of life.


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1879 on: April 16, 2017, 11:57:39 AM »
I stoved my finger playing catch with some students on Friday, but, while it hurt, I was kinda glad about that because I think those things kinda keep us attached to our youth.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1880 on: April 19, 2017, 04:22:50 AM »
Why do some girls wear their pants so super high up. We are talking above the belly button. Wtf is that all about ...

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« Reply #1881 on: April 19, 2017, 07:50:31 PM »
Why do some girls wear their pants so super high up. We are talking above the belly button. Wtf is that all about ...

I notice alot of chubby girls do this. I actually asked a chick in the nicest way why she wore her jeans so high and she responded "to hide my belly".  In my opinion it looks stupid as shit and dosent hide anything


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« Reply #1882 on: April 19, 2017, 08:05:28 PM »
ya'll got me thinking of cholos wearing dickie's too high which reminded me of this girl. where'd you go, chola de la mi corazon?
020 Chola is Frank Booth from Blue Velvet (David Lynch)

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1883 on: April 19, 2017, 08:17:27 PM »
Why are people so fat? It's insane, have these people never had to jump a fence or run for their lives?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1884 on: April 19, 2017, 09:00:08 PM »
Why are people so fat? It's insane, have these people never had to jump a fence or run for their lives?

Ive always thought about that, not so much jumping a fence but when i see really fat people  i dont understand how they allowed themselves to get that big. If i ever noticed myself starting to get a pot belly or anything close i would freak out and do anything to lose it before it got worse.


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1885 on: April 20, 2017, 06:18:53 AM »
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Why are people so fat? It's insane, have these people never had to jump a fence or run for their lives?
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Ive always thought about that, not so much jumping a fence but when i see really fat people  i dont understand how they allowed themselves to get that big. If i ever noticed myself starting to get a pot belly or anything close i would freak out and do anything to lose it before it got worse.
Everyone's body/metabolism is different.  I imagine it's mostly a sedentary lifestyle combined with bad food choices.  It probably just sneaks up over time and they learn to accept it.  I hurt my back a few years ago and couldn't do  anything for months.  I ate and drank and laid on the couch wearing sweatpants.  When it was time to go back to work, I was surprised how tight my pants and slim cut shirts fit.  I dropped the weight pretty quickly once I started moving around. 

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1886 on: April 20, 2017, 09:51:58 AM »
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Why are people so fat? It's insane, have these people never had to jump a fence or run for their lives?
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Ive always thought about that, not so much jumping a fence but when i see really fat people  i dont understand how they allowed themselves to get that big. If i ever noticed myself starting to get a pot belly or anything close i would freak out and do anything to lose it before it got worse.
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Everyone's body/metabolism is different.  I imagine it's mostly a sedentary lifestyle combined with bad food choices.  It probably just sneaks up over time and they learn to accept it.  I hurt my back a few years ago and couldn't do  anything for months.  I ate and drank and laid on the couch wearing sweatpants.  When it was time to go back to work, I was surprised how tight my pants and slim cut shirts fit.  I dropped the weight pretty quickly once I started moving around. 

come to a walmart in michigan, youll see some of the fattest people youve ever seen. its so pathetic that when i actually see a handicapped person riding one of those scooters around the grocery store, im sincerely surprised since 99% of the time is just lazy fat people riding them.

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« Reply #1887 on: April 20, 2017, 11:35:20 AM »
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Why are people so fat? It's insane, have these people never had to jump a fence or run for their lives?
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Ive always thought about that, not so much jumping a fence but when i see really fat people  i dont understand how they allowed themselves to get that big. If i ever noticed myself starting to get a pot belly or anything close i would freak out and do anything to lose it before it got worse.
skater wonders how you could get fat, junkie wonders how skater could wear those clothes, goofy boy wonders how gambler can loose his house, gambler wonders how workaholic can loose his family chasing money, trick daddy dollars wonders how alcoholic can drink himself to a cardboard box and the bum wonders how a porn girl can take all that dick, sex worker wonders how serial killer can't control himself and gotta kill, murderer thinks he's better than the guy can't control his hands around children, pedo wonders how welfare people can live w/ themselves and so on.
it's just kinda, every man finds hell his own way and if you're not wired for this hell it's just cause you're getting it in another way.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1888 on: April 20, 2017, 02:13:32 PM »
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Why do some girls wear their pants so super high up. We are talking above the belly button. Wtf is that all about ...
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I notice alot of chubby girls do this. I actually asked a chick in the nicest way why she wore her jeans so high and she responded "to hide my belly".  In my opinion it looks stupid as shit and dosent hide anything

Yeah but in shape / skinny girls do this aswell. Randomly seeing pictures of Taylor Swift and she has skirts and pants up to her belly button. Or fitness models on instagram with yoga / tights up to the belly button...

Shits confusing SON

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« Reply #1889 on: April 20, 2017, 04:28:08 PM »
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Why do some girls wear their pants so super high up. We are talking above the belly button. Wtf is that all about ...
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I notice alot of chubby girls do this. I actually asked a chick in the nicest way why she wore her jeans so high and she responded "to hide my belly".  In my opinion it looks stupid as shit and dosent hide anything
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Yeah but in shape / skinny girls do this aswell. Randomly seeing pictures of Taylor Swift and she has skirts and pants up to her belly button. Or fitness models on instagram with yoga / tights up to the belly button...

Shits confusing SON
probably to make their legs appear longer. i kind of like it. don't judge me. half of slap has a cross-eyed fetish