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« Reply #1950 on: May 04, 2017, 05:33:57 AM »
Sometimes I think about visiting the Santo Daime place and seeing what's up with their magical tea. There's a center in my area, past the Hare Krishna farm/compound, which is in the middle of nowhere. Drinking ayahuasca is legal in Brazil if you have a religious reason to do so.
You can probably buy something from them, if they're anything like the ones in America. If you're going for the ayahuasca, good luck.

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« Reply #1951 on: May 04, 2017, 10:20:36 AM »
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« Reply #1952 on: May 04, 2017, 10:35:33 AM »
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« Reply #1953 on: May 04, 2017, 10:42:51 AM »
Sometimes I think about visiting the Santo Daime place and seeing what's up with their magical tea. There's a center in my area, past the Hare Krishna farm/compound, which is in the middle of nowhere. Drinking ayahuasca is legal in Brazil if you have a religious reason to do so. What sucks is having to deal with religion, and all of the Daimists I've met were pretty weird as a whole.

Dad travelled to their church in the mountain, which according to him was completely formal and serious and generally upstanding, drank the tea, puked it all and nearly fell off his wheelchair. He was very impressed by the experience, said he saw so many lights and that his soul left his body, and that he "felt the divine". I wonder how it feels like, but I'm worried about not "coming back". Dad didn't go back to the place because he's not religious in the least, but came back exactly the same as he was... but I'm as scared of psychedelic stuff as I am curious.
Yeah you can make that shit shit yourself if you don't want to pay some bullshit shaman to moan over you while you trip balls.

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« Reply #1954 on: May 04, 2017, 11:50:48 AM »
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Sometimes I think about visiting the Santo Daime place and seeing what's up with their magical tea. There's a center in my area, past the Hare Krishna farm/compound, which is in the middle of nowhere. Drinking ayahuasca is legal in Brazil if you have a religious reason to do so. What sucks is having to deal with religion, and all of the Daimists I've met were pretty weird as a whole.

Dad travelled to their church in the mountain, which according to him was completely formal and serious and generally upstanding, drank the tea, puked it all and nearly fell off his wheelchair. He was very impressed by the experience, said he saw so many lights and that his soul left his body, and that he "felt the divine". I wonder how it feels like, but I'm worried about not "coming back". Dad didn't go back to the place because he's not religious in the least, but came back exactly the same as he was... but I'm as scared of psychedelic stuff as I am curious.
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Yeah you can make that shit shit yourself if you don't want to pay some bullshit shaman to moan over you while you trip balls.

It's worse than that, they are super Christian, only an offshoot that allows you to get high on tree vines. So they chant hymns about how they drink the Daime (which means "give me") and how they're not afraid of doing it because it shows them the light. They wear costumes and sheriff stars and feast on fruit after they're done. Trying to do it myself would probably be like entering VHS-tape-tea territory... and that never ends well.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1955 on: May 04, 2017, 11:59:10 AM »
Just find a nice place in the jungle and pour it yourself. Shroom trips maybe killed a few brain cells but my perspectives on life and people changed for the better, probably the same with ayahuasca. They aren't doing it for no reason.

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« Reply #1956 on: May 05, 2017, 11:51:55 AM »
What's up with bald dudes who can grow full awesome beards?  It's a huge trend in DC.  Like you can grow hair but it stops at your ears?  My family has no baldness so I do not understand. 

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« Reply #1957 on: May 05, 2017, 12:09:32 PM »
What's up with bald dudes who can grow full awesome beards?  It's a huge trend in DC.  Like you can grow hair but it stops at your ears?  My family has no baldness so I do not understand. 

Truthfully this shit weirds me out but I think it's because they don't wanna look like a cancer patient and/or to rock what hair they can.
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« Reply #1958 on: May 05, 2017, 12:34:27 PM »
What's up with bald dudes who can grow full awesome beards?  It's a huge trend in DC.  Like you can grow hair but it stops at your ears?  My family has no baldness so I do not understand. 
It has to do with DHT, it makes hair on top of your head fall out but makes it grow everywhere else

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« Reply #1959 on: May 05, 2017, 02:27:25 PM »
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It has to do with DHT, it makes hair on top of your head fall out but makes it grow everywhere else
Yep, this is why I and all the other guys (presumably) rock this look: my hair is thinning on the crown of my head and rather than let it thin out, I shave my head, but my beard comes in quite full so I go with that because I look way too thin/sickly without it.

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This is my routine, keep all of it clean, then shave the balls and shaft in the shower.



Also, regarding the etymology of "fucking a"
https://stronglang.wordpress.com/2015/11/13/what-the-fuck-is-the-a-in-fucking-a/
Whoever said it was related to A-grade was most correct.

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« Reply #1960 on: May 05, 2017, 04:54:50 PM »
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I always shave my shaft and balls. The pubes above my dick are getting longer, curvier and it hurt. My hair is starting to thin out so I'm starting to wonder if it's DHT-related.

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« Reply #1961 on: May 05, 2017, 04:59:49 PM »
i learned about this as a young man, the singer for crystal myth 'francis' was abouit to quit rock n roll to join a convent or man=nunnery or whatever and he pulled on his beard til it was 6 inches longer but the hair from his head went 6 inches shorter. coincidence? i think not.

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« Reply #1962 on: May 06, 2017, 12:12:37 AM »




Also, regarding the etymology of "fucking a"
https://stronglang.wordpress.com/2015/11/13/what-the-fuck-is-the-a-in-fucking-a/
Whoever said it was related to A-grade was most correct.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1963 on: May 17, 2017, 09:35:45 AM »
Maybe a bit of schadenfreude here, but wow Trump is not doing well... are people still backing him?

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« Reply #1964 on: May 17, 2017, 09:36:57 AM »
Maybe a bit of schadenfreude here, but wow Trump is not doing well... are people still backing him?
Ann Coulter stopped, for whatever that's worth.

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« Reply #1965 on: May 17, 2017, 10:08:47 AM »
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Maybe a bit of schadenfreude here, but wow Trump is not doing well... are people still backing him?
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Ann Coulter stopped, for whatever that's worth.

most people who think logically, practically and compassionately have stopped. but theres still loads of people who would still back trump even if he decided to put all minorites in concentration camps and start a war with every single country on earth. i think the only way they would stop would be if he actually took away all the guns. ive said it before, a lot of people just pick a team (rep or dem) and root for them like they would in sports. they dont give a shit what happens as long as their team wins.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1966 on: May 17, 2017, 10:12:13 AM »
Interesting, I like that analogy JB, kind of reminds me of Toronto Maple Leafs fans lol

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« Reply #1967 on: May 17, 2017, 10:58:21 AM »
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Maybe a bit of schadenfreude here, but wow Trump is not doing well... are people still backing him?
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Ann Coulter stopped, for whatever that's worth.
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most people who think logically, practically and compassionately have stopped. but theres still loads of people who would still back trump even if he decided to put all minorites in concentration camps and start a war with every single country on earth. i think the only way they would stop would be if he actually took away all the guns. ive said it before, a lot of people just pick a team (rep or dem) and root for them like they would in sports. they dont give a shit what happens as long as their team wins.


That's the worst part about it. When die hard republicans hear about the shit Trump is doing, they immediately just jump to, "well what about Hillary's emails! She's a crook!" Or they just ignore that crazy shit he's doing and chalk it up and not real. Bitch, just look at the current situation at who's running our fucking country and make an objective decision on that individual. It's a wild time.

I think this article is great about Trump and his desire to be liked and how he's basically a child. Really well written and it's from a conservative as well. Worth a read in my opinion:

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/15/opinion/trump-classified-data.html


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1968 on: May 17, 2017, 03:30:37 PM »
when booking last minute flights are they meant to be cheaper orrrrrrrrrrr


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1969 on: May 18, 2017, 03:05:38 PM »
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Maybe a bit of schadenfreude here, but wow Trump is not doing well... are people still backing him?
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Ann Coulter stopped, for whatever that's worth.
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most people who think logically, practically and compassionately have stopped. but theres still loads of people who would still back trump even if he decided to put all minorites in concentration camps and start a war with every single country on earth. i think the only way they would stop would be if he actually took away all the guns. ive said it before, a lot of people just pick a team (rep or dem) and root for them like they would in sports. they dont give a shit what happens as long as their team wins.

You spelled especially wrong.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1970 on: May 20, 2017, 07:13:52 AM »
one of the most fucked things is how some people never drink water  ???
 "I hate the taste" wtf is that shit

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« Reply #1971 on: May 20, 2017, 02:37:35 PM »
one of the most fucked things is how some people never drink water  ???
 "I hate the taste" wtf is that shit
John Daly lives off diet coke and cigarettes...

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1972 on: May 21, 2017, 01:16:04 PM »
Discussed with a few friends about jumping into a jet engine and what the passengers reactions would be.

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« Reply #1973 on: May 21, 2017, 02:07:22 PM »
Discussed with a few friends about jumping into a jet engine and what the passengers reactions would be.
Probably not too hyped

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« Reply #1974 on: May 21, 2017, 04:07:42 PM »
Discussed with a few friends about jumping into a jet engine and what the passengers reactions would be.

can you fb live this when you do
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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« Reply #1975 on: May 21, 2017, 07:37:33 PM »
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1976 on: May 21, 2017, 08:02:47 PM »
one of the most fucked things is how some people never drink water  ???
 "I hate the taste" wtf is that shit

I was seeing a girl for a while who would always say this, made no sense to me. I guess people who dont ever do things that make them sweat/dehydrated etc dont have the desire for water, ive always drank water but only the last year or so ive made a proper effort to drink plenty throughout the day because i know its good for me


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« Reply #1977 on: May 22, 2017, 04:07:55 AM »
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 "I hate the taste" wtf is that shit
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I was seeing a girl for a while who would always say this, made no sense to me. I guess people who dont ever do things that make them sweat/dehydrated etc dont have the desire for water, ive always drank water but only the last year or so ive made a proper effort to drink plenty throughout the day because i know its good for me
What the fuck did she drink?

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« Reply #1978 on: May 23, 2017, 12:23:17 PM »
Why niggas kook me when they know I'm just gonna focus again next week

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« Reply #1979 on: May 23, 2017, 01:55:52 PM »
Why niggas kook me when they know I'm just gonna focus again next week
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