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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1980 on: May 23, 2017, 02:38:28 PM »
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one of the most fucked things is how some people never drink water  ???
 "I hate the taste" wtf is that shit
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I was seeing a girl for a while who would always say this, made no sense to me. I guess people who dont ever do things that make them sweat/dehydrated etc dont have the desire for water, ive always drank water but only the last year or so ive made a proper effort to drink plenty throughout the day because i know its good for me
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What the fuck did she drink?

Everything but water, mainly coke.


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1981 on: May 23, 2017, 05:36:48 PM »
I pondered how 22 people(mostly young people I imagine) can be brutally slaughtered and it doesn't even get brought up on here. Are we that used to this shit by now??? Not trying to be Donny Downer but it is something I wondered about...
"Never talk shit about a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes. That way you're a mile away AND you've got his shoes"

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1982 on: May 23, 2017, 06:03:44 PM »
I pondered how 22 people(mostly young people I imagine) can be brutally slaughtered and it doesn't even get brought up on here. Are we that used to this shit by now??? Not trying to be Donny Downer but it is something I wondered about...

Because every terrorist attack thread on here is just a bunch of people yelling at each other

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1983 on: May 23, 2017, 06:19:04 PM »
I pondered how 22 people(mostly young people I imagine) can be brutally slaughtered and it doesn't even get brought up on here. Are we that used to this shit by now??? Not trying to be Donny Downer but it is something I wondered about...
Most people on here probably live in the US. On TV, most of the news is about Trump/Russia, and I didn't even see the story, until I stumbled upon an article in the Apple News app. Morrissey spoke out against politicians.

Watching the news, day after day, desensitized me, in a way. In all honesty, we kind of are used to attacks like this. It doesn't mean that we don't condone it, as much as there isn't anything we can personally do to change what happens. If someone did create a thread, it would be a bunch of posts like, "bummer," or, "RIP," before turning super-political. The most we can do is be kind and treat others with respect. When it comes to people who are fucked in the head, there isn't anything you can do to stop them, especially when they're committed to their cause. You can only hope that the government catches them before they can carry out their plans.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1984 on: May 24, 2017, 04:37:46 AM »
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I pondered how 22 people(mostly young people I imagine) can be brutally slaughtered and it doesn't even get brought up on here. Are we that used to this shit by now??? Not trying to be Donny Downer but it is something I wondered about...
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Because every terrorist attack thread on here is just a bunch of people yelling at each other
You're right I know just seemed odd and unsettling to me
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1985 on: May 24, 2017, 06:38:01 AM »
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one of the most fucked things is how some people never drink water  ???
 "I hate the taste" wtf is that shit
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John Daly lives off diet coke and cigarettes...

I did hear him say once when he had to lose weight, he lived off Jack Daniel's and dry popcorn.  Probably some other substances thrown in too. 

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1986 on: May 24, 2017, 10:53:30 AM »
Is the number of pastel colours on a "bro" tank-top symbolic of how many women they have date-raped?

Guessing there is a correlation of some kind...

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1987 on: May 24, 2017, 05:43:52 PM »
suicide would be easier

a small urge to do so

but I might miss something

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1988 on: May 24, 2017, 07:51:08 PM »
suicide would be easier

a small urge to do so

but I might miss something

Sometimes it's too late to really "turn life around", but there are lots of small amusements that only the living can enjoy. Stalin said that the cemetery is the only place where everyone thinks alike. Dead people can't skate or listen to new albums or gorge themselves on the dollar menu. So there's that for being alive.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1989 on: May 24, 2017, 08:02:04 PM »
her name, like she said is lynn. she astral projects. she goes.... other places.
i'm sorry but she do.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1990 on: May 25, 2017, 02:36:32 AM »
getting a hooker off Backpage...hungover:horny and it's almost 6 AM. I might fuck a black chick for the first time.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1991 on: May 25, 2017, 07:12:26 AM »
You do realize that pretty much everyone on back page is a sex slave right?

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1992 on: May 25, 2017, 10:31:24 AM »
You do realize that pretty much everyone on back page is a sex slave right?
I just jerked myself off and passed out instead. I always think about it when I'm super drunk, but have never done it. Sober me would be pissed off and probably have to end up dealing with STDs.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1993 on: May 25, 2017, 11:44:38 AM »
You do realize that pretty much everyone on back page is a sex slave right?

Hey come on I know a few junkies from high school that force their girlfriends onto backp.... ohhhhh wait

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1994 on: May 27, 2017, 06:49:22 AM »
I was watching some old movies today and came across

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Revenge of the Nerds is a 1984 American sex comedy film from 20th Century Fox, produced by Ted Field and Peter Samuelson, directed by Jeff Kanew, and starring Robert Carradine and Anthony Edwards, with Curtis Armstrong, Ted McGinley, Julia Montgomery, Brian Tochi, Larry B. Scott, Michelle Meyrink, John Goodman, and Donald Gibb.

The film's plot chronicles a group of nerds at the fictional Adams College trying to stop the ongoing harassment by the jock fraternity, the Alpha Betas, who are aided by their sister sorority Pi Delta Pi.

Ive seen this movie before but its been atleast 15 years I think. Parts that stood out to me were

1: "The Nerds" pull a pantie raid on a female sorority. Basically breaking in and stealing panties and as a result bursting in on naked women in their rooms and hiding in showers to see naked women

2: During the pantie raid they install several cameras so they can spy on the women and watch them sleep, shower, get dressed and so on. All the nerds sit in a room and watch this on a TV

3: Taking stills of the live feed of the sorority and selling them at a event. So basically taking screenshots of the naked women that their hidden cameras have taken of naked women without their knowledge

4: One of the nerds dresses up as one of the cheerleaders boyfriends and has sex with her without her knowing that its the nerd. She thought it was her boyfriend


This is a pretty fucking fucked up fucking movie ...

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1995 on: May 31, 2017, 05:50:08 AM »
how fast is mach julien in mph?
we all know intuitively that mach julien means 'the speed of julien' but what does that mean in the real world?
also, how fast does one have to go to ollie wallenberg/love and all the big spots? i feel like 25 mph is a moped crash and we prolly don't do tricks that fast but maybe i am that fucked up. i'm not thinking i am.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1996 on: May 31, 2017, 05:01:14 PM »
Is frisbee golf the whitest sport ever?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1997 on: May 31, 2017, 11:13:24 PM »
Is this edible I just ate going to obliterate given that I haven't smoked weed in years?

I'm not sure but I'm 10 minutes in.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1998 on: June 01, 2017, 06:38:58 AM »
Is frisbee golf the whitest sport ever?

lacrosse is the whitest.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1999 on: June 01, 2017, 06:46:20 AM »
Is this edible I just ate going to obliterate given that I haven't smoked weed in years?

I'm not sure but I'm 10 minutes in.

curious on how this turned out for you
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2000 on: June 01, 2017, 07:01:01 AM »
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Is frisbee golf the whitest sport ever?
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lacrosse is the whitest.
Ima go with hockey...
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2001 on: June 01, 2017, 10:30:05 AM »
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Is frisbee golf the whitest sport ever?
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lacrosse is the whitest.
lacrosse was invented by natives in canada. real animal hyde and shit. natives invented soccer too and played with human skulls wrapped in straw and clay, I'm sick of England taking credit fo the game!

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2002 on: June 01, 2017, 01:25:29 PM »
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Is frisbee golf the whitest sport ever?
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lacrosse is the whitest.
Lacrosse is a Native American sport.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2003 on: June 01, 2017, 03:22:30 PM »
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Is this edible I just ate going to obliterate given that I haven't smoked weed in years?

I'm not sure but I'm 10 minutes in.
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curious on how this turned out for you


Woke up still high and worked about 1/4 of my work shift in a weird daze and apparently I ate a fuck ton of lasagna last night and drank a bottle of wine.

It was fun, probably. I'll stick to uppers though.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2004 on: June 02, 2017, 06:30:41 AM »
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Is frisbee golf the whitest sport ever?
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lacrosse is the whitest.
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Lacrosse is a Native American sport.

every single person who plays lacrosse is named chad and dresses like this.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2005 on: June 02, 2017, 11:46:03 AM »

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2006 on: June 02, 2017, 01:05:16 PM »

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2007 on: June 02, 2017, 02:28:21 PM »


Maybe it started out this way but now Lacrosse is for the Chads of the world


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2008 on: June 03, 2017, 07:01:26 AM »
all you jitterbugs who removed the stones from hubba hideout a million X or jerry mraz or goddamn anyone, why hasn't the spikey fence at brooklyn banks been cut?
granted there's not a ton of NBD potential left [there's some but most the good tricks have been taken].
i was looking at welsh's sw 360 flip in the other thread and i would like to visit nyc just to ollie that historic jersey barrier. so get on it, board of tourism!

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2009 on: June 07, 2017, 03:53:51 AM »
how difficult it would be to uproot my family and just fuck off to another country and live off the land