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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2010 on: May 31, 2017, 05:50:08 AM »
how fast is mach julien in mph?
we all know intuitively that mach julien means 'the speed of julien' but what does that mean in the real world?
also, how fast does one have to go to ollie wallenberg/love and all the big spots? i feel like 25 mph is a moped crash and we prolly don't do tricks that fast but maybe i am that fucked up. i'm not thinking i am.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2011 on: May 31, 2017, 05:01:14 PM »
Is frisbee golf the whitest sport ever?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2012 on: May 31, 2017, 11:13:24 PM »
Is this edible I just ate going to obliterate given that I haven't smoked weed in years?

I'm not sure but I'm 10 minutes in.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2013 on: June 01, 2017, 06:38:58 AM »
Is frisbee golf the whitest sport ever?

lacrosse is the whitest.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2014 on: June 01, 2017, 06:46:20 AM »
Is this edible I just ate going to obliterate given that I haven't smoked weed in years?

I'm not sure but I'm 10 minutes in.

curious on how this turned out for you

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2015 on: June 01, 2017, 07:01:01 AM »
Is frisbee golf the whitest sport ever?

lacrosse is the whitest.
Ima go with hockey...
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2016 on: June 01, 2017, 10:30:05 AM »
Is frisbee golf the whitest sport ever?

lacrosse is the whitest.
lacrosse was invented by natives in canada. real animal hyde and shit. natives invented soccer too and played with human skulls wrapped in straw and clay, I'm sick of England taking credit fo the game!

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« Reply #2017 on: June 01, 2017, 01:25:29 PM »
Is frisbee golf the whitest sport ever?

lacrosse is the whitest.
Lacrosse is a Native American sport.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of retarded kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2018 on: June 01, 2017, 03:22:30 PM »
Is this edible I just ate going to obliterate given that I haven't smoked weed in years?

I'm not sure but I'm 10 minutes in.

curious on how this turned out for you


Woke up still high and worked about 1/4 of my work shift in a weird daze and apparently I ate a fuck ton of lasagna last night and drank a bottle of wine.

It was fun, probably. I'll stick to uppers though.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2019 on: June 02, 2017, 06:30:41 AM »
Is frisbee golf the whitest sport ever?

lacrosse is the whitest.
Lacrosse is a Native American sport.

every single person who plays lacrosse is named chad and dresses like this.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2020 on: June 02, 2017, 11:46:03 AM »

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of retarded kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2021 on: June 02, 2017, 01:05:16 PM »

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2022 on: June 02, 2017, 02:28:21 PM »


Maybe it started out this way but now Lacrosse is for the Chads of the world


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« Reply #2023 on: June 03, 2017, 07:01:26 AM »
all you jitterbugs who removed the stones from hubba hideout a million X or jerry mraz or goddamn anyone, why hasn't the spikey fence at brooklyn banks been cut?
granted there's not a ton of NBD potential left [there's some but most the good tricks have been taken].
i was looking at welsh's sw 360 flip in the other thread and i would like to visit nyc just to ollie that historic jersey barrier. so get on it, board of tourism!

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2024 on: June 07, 2017, 03:53:51 AM »
how difficult it would be to uproot my family and just fuck off to another country and live off the land

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2025 on: June 19, 2017, 08:52:21 AM »
If Frog and Illegal Civilization are two different companies or they are both the same.


I really cannot tell a difference between the two other than Frog seems extra mayonnaise flavored and probably has a social anxiety disorder.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2026 on: June 19, 2017, 09:08:12 AM »
frog is like off brand miracle whip. its that bad.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2027 on: June 19, 2017, 02:00:21 PM »
Frog's art direction looks like if you asked an 8 year old to draw a graphic on ms paint.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2028 on: June 19, 2017, 08:33:56 PM »
I sometimes lay in my bed staring at the ceiling wondering what 3D Skateboards could've been

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2029 on: June 30, 2017, 11:16:33 PM »
Skating a manny pad front of public library by myself late in the evening, catching my after office hours exercise.
Another skater shows up, skates right past me, straight up avoiding eye contact nor saying hi. Ok cool, maybe he is shy and I'm not the type who'll yell "Hi!!!" in someones face.
We skate the spot for a while, I see the guy is at the beginning of his journey - practicing ollies and frontside 180's, no flip tricks, although a try for a varial flip. I see he has a good push and proper ollie technique, so his future should be bright if he keeps on skating.
I sit down to catch some breath, dude rolls up offering to play a game of skate. I automatically decline because of obvious skill gap and I was feeling I would like to skunk him.

Am I being an asshole here?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2030 on: July 01, 2017, 01:52:52 AM »
Skating a manny pad front of public library by myself late in the evening, catching my after office hours exercise.
Another skater shows up, skates right past me, straight up avoiding eye contact nor saying hi. Ok cool, maybe he is shy and I'm not the type who'll yell "Hi!!!" in someones face.
We skate the spot for a while, I see the guy is at the beginning of his journey - practicing ollies and frontside 180's, no flip tricks, although a try for a varial flip. I see he has a good push and proper ollie technique, so his future should be bright if he keeps on skating.
I sit down to catch some breath, dude rolls up offering to play a game of skate. I automatically decline because of obvious skill gap and I was feeling I would like to skunk him.

Am I being an asshole here?
that kid was the asshole. he was playing you like a scene out of white men can't jump. he was going to do some whacky shane o'neill shit once the game started. he was teasing you with his smooth pushing, and ollies...you bought it, but it still backfired. he wanted to make you look like an old washed up bitch...brag to all his friends about beating an old guy. you spoiled his plan to boost his little sk8r punk ego

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2031 on: July 01, 2017, 05:39:48 AM »
Skating a manny pad front of public library by myself late in the evening, catching my after office hours exercise.
Another skater shows up, skates right past me, straight up avoiding eye contact nor saying hi. Ok cool, maybe he is shy and I'm not the type who'll yell "Hi!!!" in someones face.
We skate the spot for a while, I see the guy is at the beginning of his journey - practicing ollies and frontside 180's, no flip tricks, although a try for a varial flip. I see he has a good push and proper ollie technique, so his future should be bright if he keeps on skating.
I sit down to catch some breath, dude rolls up offering to play a game of skate. I automatically decline because of obvious skill gap and I was feeling I would like to skunk him.

Am I being an asshole here?
Definetly not man, a lot of dudes would have snaked/beamed him until he just left, which may account for his apprehension to say whats up at first, it's cool you didnt want to skunk the guy, but maybe he knew he would get smoked and just wanted to get some practice at trying new tricks and seeing how they are done

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2032 on: July 01, 2017, 07:42:07 AM »
I play kids in skate if they ask regardless of skill gaps, but I usually do tricks I know they can do or easy things that I think they might be able to learn. If the kid gets close, I encourage him to keep trying it until he gets it. I taught one kid how to fakie shuv it that way.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2033 on: July 01, 2017, 10:39:19 AM »
Skating a manny pad front of public library by myself late in the evening, catching my after office hours exercise.
Another skater shows up, skates right past me, straight up avoiding eye contact nor saying hi. Ok cool, maybe he is shy and I'm not the type who'll yell "Hi!!!" in someones face.
We skate the spot for a while, I see the guy is at the beginning of his journey - practicing ollies and frontside 180's, no flip tricks, although a try for a varial flip. I see he has a good push and proper ollie technique, so his future should be bright if he keeps on skating.
I sit down to catch some breath, dude rolls up offering to play a game of skate. I automatically decline because of obvious skill gap and I was feeling I would like to skunk him.

Am I being an asshole here?
Who the fuck ignores someone at the spot for an entire session, then the first time they talk to you asks to play skate? That's weird.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of retarded kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2034 on: July 01, 2017, 12:58:46 PM »
You should have just destroyed him and focused his board.
you never know about pre-cum 

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2035 on: July 02, 2017, 10:50:51 AM »
I finished my exams and realised I need to get out of my town for summer. Might work au-pair for some weeks. Any of you (Europe) tried Workaway or something? Any insights?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2036 on: July 04, 2017, 06:41:35 PM »
he was playing you like a scene out of white men can't jump.
did LOL at my desk :D

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2037 on: July 13, 2017, 06:02:56 AM »
They say gift cards are a really bad gift idea for your girlfriend/wife.. But what about a gift card for a salon and spa?  That's more like giving them a positive experience rather than money to spend at a store, right?  Any pals in long term relationships have advice on this one?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2038 on: July 13, 2017, 06:23:13 AM »
They say gift cards are a really bad gift idea for your girlfriend/wife.. But what about a gift card for a salon and spa?  That's more like giving them a positive experience rather than money to spend at a store, right?  Any pals in long term relationships have advice on this one?

the only reason they say gift cards are a bad idea is because they take zero thought or effort, and women want to know that you put at least some thought behind the gifts you give them. that being said, a gift card for amazon or olive garden is a bad idea because its super boring, but i think a spa gift card is perfectly fine if shes into that kind of stuff. i get my fiancee cards from boutiques that she likes, or for make up stores and she likes it just fine. ive tried getting her clothes and accessories and things like that and its usually a 50/50 chance that she likes what i pick out. we both know that and know that gift cards are sometimes the best option. she knows that i like picking out my own things too.

if you can whip up a nice card, maybe some flowers (trader joes has the best flowers for cheap) and maybe a nice bottle of wine (trader joes again), you're golden. just make it look like you tried and not like you only stopped at target the day before.

today is actually my 5 year anniversary of us dating, but were getting married in 3 weeks so we didn't really do gifts. ive already got the card and am hitting TJ's on the way home. we decided that were going to do dinner to celebrate on saturday when we have less shit going on, so that should be fun.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2039 on: July 13, 2017, 11:43:36 PM »
Daniel's "Return of the Flare" version of all of the Emerica B-Sides would be fucking amazing.


G-Sides?