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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2070 on: August 01, 2017, 11:41:57 AM »
I've got this swollen elbow right now. This morning, when brushing my teeth and combing my hair, the movement of my arm made the swellbow swing in the air. Made me ponder that this is probably what a women's (or fat dude's) boobs feel like. It's part of me yet separate.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2071 on: August 01, 2017, 01:28:09 PM »
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You make being homeless seem so cool
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I'm talkin about that free month of rent would be nice, I'm not homeless atm, the fuck you talking bout? Go leech off your wifes credit and laser remove your neck tattoos fag.
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You sound like you need to dig through the ashtray on top of a gas station trashcan until you can scrape an entire cigarette together so you can relax.
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I'm gonna kill you
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By bleeding all over me while I'm killing you and giving me kennel cough or whatever eradicated diseases you shouldn't have but do?
Ill be at the skatepark in the bushes, you wont even see me, straight dog tramadol syringe darts have you sleep son

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2072 on: August 01, 2017, 05:35:54 PM »
I've got this swollen elbow right now. This morning, when brushing my teeth and combing my hair, the movement of my arm made the swellbow swing in the air. Made me ponder that this is probably what a women's (or fat dude's) arms feel like. It's part of me yet separate.


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« Reply #2073 on: August 01, 2017, 05:42:50 PM »
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You make being homeless seem so cool
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I'm talkin about that free month of rent would be nice, I'm not homeless atm, the fuck you talking bout? Go leech off your wifes credit and laser remove your neck tattoos fag.
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You sound like you need to dig through the ashtray on top of a gas station trashcan until you can scrape an entire cigarette together so you can relax.
[close]
I'm gonna kill you
[close]

By bleeding all over me while I'm killing you and giving me kennel cough or whatever eradicated diseases you shouldn't have but do?
[close]
Ill be at the skatepark in the bushes, you wont even see me, straight dog tramadol syringe darts have you sleep son

You'll probably end up doing the Tramadol and pass out in the bushes.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2074 on: August 01, 2017, 11:25:12 PM »
Man, i have a dog and cat, live on my own, eat ass and skate. what more do these ladies want?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2075 on: August 02, 2017, 04:20:19 AM »
Man, i have a dog and cat, live on my own, eat ass and skate. what more do these ladies want?
50 roses and no blacks
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2076 on: August 02, 2017, 02:21:25 PM »
if you grow your vegetables with manure, are they vegan?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2077 on: August 02, 2017, 02:23:11 PM »
if you grow your vegetables with manure, are they vegan?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2078 on: August 02, 2017, 03:06:26 PM »
if you grow your vegetables with manure, are they vegan?
the vegetables themselves are vegan, but you are using an animal product in growing them, this makes your involvement in the growing process "not vegan", I guess it depends where you see shit on the moral continuum, you could theoretically have shit that is "more ethical" by your own standards, than a animal free replacement, so it's complicated and I think must be a personal choice
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« Reply #2079 on: August 02, 2017, 04:07:05 PM »
if you grow your vegetables with manure, are they vegan?
Just make your own manure from human feces.

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« Reply #2080 on: August 02, 2017, 11:33:21 PM »
How come most people i see on TV from California are pale as fuck? How do you manage to stay that white in constant sunshine?

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« Reply #2081 on: August 02, 2017, 11:41:53 PM »
How come most people i see on TV from California are pale as fuck? How do you manage to stay that white in constant sunshine?
Work full time and drive/Uber/Lyft everywhere.

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« Reply #2082 on: August 03, 2017, 04:29:28 AM »
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You make being homeless seem so cool
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I'm talkin about that free month of rent would be nice, I'm not homeless atm, the fuck you talking bout? Go leech off your wifes credit and laser remove your neck tattoos fag.
[close]

You sound like you need to dig through the ashtray on top of a gas station trashcan until you can scrape an entire cigarette together so you can relax.
[close]
I'm gonna kill you
[close]

By bleeding all over me while I'm killing you and giving me kennel cough or whatever eradicated diseases you shouldn't have but do?
[close]
Ill be at the skatepark in the bushes, you wont even see me, straight dog tramadol syringe darts have you sleep son

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You'll probably end up doing the Tramadol and pass out in the bushes.
I needed that laugh this AM. Thank you kind sir...
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2083 on: August 03, 2017, 05:27:36 AM »
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You make being homeless seem so cool
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I'm talkin about that free month of rent would be nice, I'm not homeless atm, the fuck you talking bout? Go leech off your wifes credit and laser remove your neck tattoos fag.
[close]

You sound like you need to dig through the ashtray on top of a gas station trashcan until you can scrape an entire cigarette together so you can relax.
[close]
I'm gonna kill you
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By bleeding all over me while I'm killing you and giving me kennel cough or whatever eradicated diseases you shouldn't have but do?
[close]
Ill be at the skatepark in the bushes, you wont even see me, straight dog tramadol syringe darts have you sleep son


Tramadol IM? You are still an idiot doing idiot drugs.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2084 on: August 03, 2017, 05:41:49 AM »
I want to see if bawtawd has the lung capacity to push an arrow out of a tube. I bet he exhales and a bunch of chunky blood comes out the end.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2085 on: August 03, 2017, 05:54:58 AM »

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2086 on: August 04, 2017, 07:33:01 PM »
Who owns ATM Click, and why did they run it in to the ground? A proper reboot to 1995 ATM Click would do well I think.
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« Reply #2087 on: August 05, 2017, 12:01:41 PM »
Should I take audio equipment from a church so I can start my music career and become famous

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2088 on: August 05, 2017, 01:07:19 PM »
Get a bootleg DAW like reason, fruity loops, pro-tools w/e, and use the time you would spend in jail for the robbery on the music intead

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2089 on: August 05, 2017, 01:26:10 PM »
I cant fuck with that. I need to touch the shit and jam and shit. I cant be clickin notes on places looking like j cass.

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« Reply #2090 on: August 06, 2017, 05:54:21 AM »
I cant fuck with that. I need to touch the shit and jam and shit. I cant be clickin notes on places looking like j cass.

Don't worry, you a way more regular than him.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2091 on: August 06, 2017, 06:01:39 AM »
I cant fuck with that. I need to touch the shit and jam and shit. I cant be clickin notes on places looking like j cass.

korg and arturia make some interesting products that are pretty affordable. after a couple years of fucking around with hardware you will appreciate computers more, they are way better now than 10 years ago. if you are serious about getting into music it's never been cheaper to produce competitive sounding tracks for around 2k you can get a fairly decent setup imo

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« Reply #2092 on: August 06, 2017, 09:26:02 AM »
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I cant fuck with that. I need to touch the shit and jam and shit. I cant be clickin notes on places looking like j cass.
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korg and arturia make some interesting products that are pretty affordable. after a couple years of fucking around with hardware you will appreciate computers more, they are way better now than 10 years ago. if you are serious about getting into music it's never been cheaper to produce competitive sounding tracks for around 2k you can get a fairly decent setup imo
If he had $2000, I doubt he would spend it on music equipment.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2093 on: August 07, 2017, 07:34:14 AM »
Who owns ATM Click, and why did they run it in to the ground? A proper reboot to 1995 ATM Click would do well I think.

John Falahee no?  He ran Alva into the ground too no which was gnarlier.....


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2094 on: August 08, 2017, 08:04:28 AM »
I feel like the way people pronounce agnostic must be wrong if the g in the word gnostic is silent.
I've got a headache and I keep thinking about this for some reason, always have recurring thoughts when I have a headache like my brain is a skipping cd player or something.

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« Reply #2095 on: August 08, 2017, 09:40:47 AM »
Are there any cities in the US with: good public transportation, abundance of jobs, without a high cost of living?

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« Reply #2096 on: August 08, 2017, 09:46:12 AM »
Are there any cities in the US with: good public transportation, abundance of jobs, without a high cost of living?

No.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2097 on: August 08, 2017, 10:01:29 AM »
Austin Texas

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« Reply #2098 on: August 08, 2017, 01:34:16 PM »
Austin Texas
In Texas, you don't have to pay income tax, but that's the only benefit that I can think of. I'm not a fan of the weather or public transportation here.

I'm just going to get a job that I don't care for and work/eat/code/skate/sleep. I'll be frugal as fuck, non-social and be completely sober, until I get a better job/living situation.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2099 on: August 09, 2017, 02:44:40 PM »
I'm guessing everyone has experienced this. You go skating (or really do any physical activity) on a hot day. Even though you might be drinking a lot of water, you don't piss much, or at all. You're just sweating it all out. Then, this has also happened to me. You need to pee before you start skating. But for whatever reason you don't. Maybe you're street skating and just can't find a good place. Whatever. So you just start skating. And the urge to pee goes away.
This got me pondering. Should you purposely go skate with a full bladder in order to keep hydrated?