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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2070 on: July 31, 2017, 08:43:59 AM »
Shoes in the house in America is much different than in Europe or Asia because 99% of the population does NOT just stop and take a shit in the street whenever they want.
Yet they will get dogs and have them shit all over the place instead.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2071 on: July 31, 2017, 11:09:12 AM »
How sick would you get if you ate one of those freshener packets that are in shoeboxes and bags of beef jerky? If you didn't die, could you sue?

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« Reply #2072 on: July 31, 2017, 11:15:36 AM »
How sick would you get if you ate one of those freshener packets that are in shoeboxes and bags of beef jerky? If you didn't die, could you sue?
Probably not, because of the giant warnings printed on them telling you not to eat...
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« Reply #2073 on: July 31, 2017, 11:27:29 AM »
You would have to eat a whole lot of those silicia gel beads to make you sick. They're non toxic and indigestable so you could pop a handful and shit most of them out later. You'd probably have some stowaways for life though. Go nuts.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2074 on: July 31, 2017, 06:32:54 PM »
How come Jenkem hasn't interviewed Tracer yet?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2075 on: July 31, 2017, 06:44:36 PM »
How come Jenkem hasn't interviewed Tracer yet?
Instead of one in a million, slap should do a mtv real world style show

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« Reply #2076 on: July 31, 2017, 06:52:58 PM »
How come Jenkem hasn't interviewed Tracer yet?
Instead of one in a million, slap should do a mtv real world style show

Will, Gip, Tracer, Bawtawd, Tobey, GAY and fuck it... ISUCK.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2077 on: July 31, 2017, 07:02:55 PM »
How come Jenkem hasn't interviewed Tracer yet?
Instead of one in a million, slap should do a mtv real world style show

Will, Gip, Tracer, Bawtawd, Tobey, GAY and fuck it... ISUCK.



and the mission is to film and edit a full-length skate video, shit i'd watch it

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2078 on: July 31, 2017, 07:37:35 PM »
sheeeit just give me a house to stay at for month, they don't even gotta pay me

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2079 on: August 01, 2017, 07:21:50 AM »
You make being homeless seem so cool

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« Reply #2080 on: August 01, 2017, 08:22:55 AM »
You make being homeless seem so cool
I'm talkin about that free month of rent would be nice, I'm not homeless atm, the fuck you talking bout? Go leech off your wifes credit and laser remove your neck tattoos fag.

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« Reply #2081 on: August 01, 2017, 08:36:35 AM »
You make being homeless seem so cool
I'm talkin about that free month of rent would be nice, I'm not homeless atm, the fuck you talking bout? Go leech off your wifes credit and laser remove your neck tattoos fag.

You sound like you need to dig through the ashtray on top of a gas station trashcan until you can scrape an entire cigarette together so you can relax.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2082 on: August 01, 2017, 08:48:34 AM »
You make being homeless seem so cool
I'm talkin about that free month of rent would be nice, I'm not homeless atm, the fuck you talking bout? Go leech off your wifes credit and laser remove your neck tattoos fag.

You sound like you need to dig through the ashtray on top of a gas station trashcan until you can scrape an entire cigarette together so you can relax.
I'm gonna kill you

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2083 on: August 01, 2017, 09:47:43 AM »
You make being homeless seem so cool
I'm talkin about that free month of rent would be nice, I'm not homeless atm, the fuck you talking bout? Go leech off your wifes credit and laser remove your neck tattoos fag.

You sound like you need to dig through the ashtray on top of a gas station trashcan until you can scrape an entire cigarette together so you can relax.
I'm gonna kill you

By bleeding all over me while I'm killing you and giving me kennel cough or whatever eradicated diseases you shouldn't have but do?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2084 on: August 01, 2017, 10:17:09 AM »
Whatever happened to Girl Workshop B? Did they grow up and start posting here under a new username? Also, where's ChildOfTheGhetto?

I'm also pondering how many accounts Bawtawd has had now, is it the record for most accounts for one poster? I know Will has quite a few under his belt too.
« Last Edit: August 01, 2017, 10:29:32 AM by slappies »
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2085 on: August 01, 2017, 11:41:57 AM »
I've got this swollen elbow right now. This morning, when brushing my teeth and combing my hair, the movement of my arm made the swellbow swing in the air. Made me ponder that this is probably what a women's (or fat dude's) boobs feel like. It's part of me yet separate.

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« Reply #2086 on: August 01, 2017, 01:28:09 PM »
You make being homeless seem so cool
I'm talkin about that free month of rent would be nice, I'm not homeless atm, the fuck you talking bout? Go leech off your wifes credit and laser remove your neck tattoos fag.

You sound like you need to dig through the ashtray on top of a gas station trashcan until you can scrape an entire cigarette together so you can relax.
I'm gonna kill you

By bleeding all over me while I'm killing you and giving me kennel cough or whatever eradicated diseases you shouldn't have but do?
Ill be at the skatepark in the bushes, you wont even see me, straight dog tramadol syringe darts have you sleep son

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2087 on: August 01, 2017, 05:35:54 PM »
I've got this swollen elbow right now. This morning, when brushing my teeth and combing my hair, the movement of my arm made the swellbow swing in the air. Made me ponder that this is probably what a women's (or fat dude's) arms feel like. It's part of me yet separate.


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2088 on: August 01, 2017, 05:42:50 PM »
You make being homeless seem so cool
I'm talkin about that free month of rent would be nice, I'm not homeless atm, the fuck you talking bout? Go leech off your wifes credit and laser remove your neck tattoos fag.

You sound like you need to dig through the ashtray on top of a gas station trashcan until you can scrape an entire cigarette together so you can relax.
I'm gonna kill you

By bleeding all over me while I'm killing you and giving me kennel cough or whatever eradicated diseases you shouldn't have but do?
Ill be at the skatepark in the bushes, you wont even see me, straight dog tramadol syringe darts have you sleep son

You'll probably end up doing the Tramadol and pass out in the bushes.
i was not vaccinated as a child and i turned out fine.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2089 on: August 01, 2017, 11:25:12 PM »
Man, i have a dog and cat, live on my own, eat ass and skate. what more do these ladies want?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2090 on: August 02, 2017, 04:20:19 AM »
Man, i have a dog and cat, live on my own, eat ass and skate. what more do these ladies want?
50 roses and no blacks
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2091 on: August 02, 2017, 02:21:25 PM »
if you grow your vegetables with manure, are they vegan?
I have two words for you: greg lutza's fedora

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2092 on: August 02, 2017, 02:23:11 PM »
if you grow your vegetables with manure, are they vegan?
offf

that's a tough one

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2093 on: August 02, 2017, 03:06:26 PM »
if you grow your vegetables with manure, are they vegan?
the vegetables themselves are vegan, but you are using an animal product in growing them, this makes your involvement in the growing process "not vegan", I guess it depends where you see shit on the moral continuum, you could theoretically have shit that is "more ethical" by your own standards, than a animal free replacement, so it's complicated and I think must be a personal choice
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2094 on: August 02, 2017, 04:07:05 PM »
if you grow your vegetables with manure, are they vegan?
Just make your own manure from human feces.
i was not vaccinated as a child and i turned out fine.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2095 on: August 02, 2017, 11:33:21 PM »
How come most people i see on TV from California are pale as fuck? How do you manage to stay that white in constant sunshine?

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« Reply #2096 on: August 02, 2017, 11:41:53 PM »
How come most people i see on TV from California are pale as fuck? How do you manage to stay that white in constant sunshine?
Work full time and drive/Uber/Lyft everywhere.
i was not vaccinated as a child and i turned out fine.

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« Reply #2097 on: August 03, 2017, 04:29:28 AM »
You make being homeless seem so cool
I'm talkin about that free month of rent would be nice, I'm not homeless atm, the fuck you talking bout? Go leech off your wifes credit and laser remove your neck tattoos fag.

You sound like you need to dig through the ashtray on top of a gas station trashcan until you can scrape an entire cigarette together so you can relax.
I'm gonna kill you

By bleeding all over me while I'm killing you and giving me kennel cough or whatever eradicated diseases you shouldn't have but do?
Ill be at the skatepark in the bushes, you wont even see me, straight dog tramadol syringe darts have you sleep son

You'll probably end up doing the Tramadol and pass out in the bushes.
I needed that laugh this AM. Thank you kind sir...
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2098 on: August 03, 2017, 05:27:36 AM »
You make being homeless seem so cool
I'm talkin about that free month of rent would be nice, I'm not homeless atm, the fuck you talking bout? Go leech off your wifes credit and laser remove your neck tattoos fag.

You sound like you need to dig through the ashtray on top of a gas station trashcan until you can scrape an entire cigarette together so you can relax.
I'm gonna kill you

By bleeding all over me while I'm killing you and giving me kennel cough or whatever eradicated diseases you shouldn't have but do?
Ill be at the skatepark in the bushes, you wont even see me, straight dog tramadol syringe darts have you sleep son


Tramadol IM? You are still an idiot doing idiot drugs.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2099 on: August 03, 2017, 05:41:49 AM »
I want to see if bawtawd has the lung capacity to push an arrow out of a tube. I bet he exhales and a bunch of chunky blood comes out the end.

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